Cardealer2021:
Dem plenty ohh okay lemme just name two and the reason for the crush
*Big : I like her because she has something very similar with my ex "pride" omo I like that girl ego and pride die
*Fernandezisbac : she is an intelligent wacko ,
That Fernandezisback is damn intelligent Russia/ Ukraine invasion made me doubt if actually a lady really behind that moniker.

HenryDion:
I have a few, but wouldn't mention them before their head starts to swell lol. I'm the type that will crush and you'll never know till we both die.

Not because I lack confidence tho, but because I'm fully aware the feeling is an illusion, born through chemicals in my brain.

Intelligence is my kryptonite.

MadamVanessa:



NwaAmaikpe is my dream guy especially when I read his diary the point he said "I am very handsome too" makes me wet immediately. I love NwaAmaikpe so much.

chatinent:


Oh thanks, nne m. You nah my fave too.

The5DME:
Mine is Ishilove. I want to have sex with her.

Cc: ishilove

MadamVanessa:



NwaAmaikpe is my dream guy especially when I read his diary the point he said "I am very handsome too" makes me wet immediately. I love NwaAmaikpe so much.

Palema007:
Mynd44

Iyaebe:
That one with anger issues,you better start uncrushing

Palema007:


Ahhhhhhhh. Mynd ngbo?


Why do you think so?

Candidlady:



@bolded
Can you kindly explain that

HenryDion:


Intelligence is my weakness, meaning I'm attracted to intelligent folks.

siofra:
Magnoliaa and Datboredberry/Datboredberri.

Sorry, but I don't have a male nairaland crush.

Iyaebe:
That one with anger issues,you better start uncrushing

Vinnie2000:
How about Mr Cork? He is now your Ex-crush or wat?

Vinnie2000:
Haha! Its lyk him don do you strong thing b4!

Iyaebe:
Na military ladies fit handle you,you'll break down a soft woman,you stingyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy toooooooooooooo much,your type will be measuring yam for your wife and accurately calculating the amount of stuff they'll be consuming monthly.

siofra:

Is that nonliving thing?

Magnoliaa:


Crushing on me? You're forgetting that I'm an agbokolori seeking for a husband so soon? Don't be giving me hope, abek.

Anyway, I run a chyking service on the side. Be like na Sisi Phut really dey your eye. Lemme run the parole for you, in case you need or want her to start looking your side as well. I can stir up romantic and attachment feelings in people, trust me. I'm toaster extraordinaire. Ikillbrokehoes can testify to that. So what do you say? I know, I know you can prolly reach out to a lady all by yourself, but:

- You're redpilled
- You're 'principled' (or stingy as Iya Egbe puts it; if she is right with her summation )

You won't know how to ask a lady out or even what exactly to do to get her to be receptive. And I'm not kidding. So, lemme do it on your behalf - woman to woman.

The5DME:
Mine is Ishilove. I want to have sex with her.

Cc: ishilove

Iyaebe:
Its common knowledge here just that you were crushing and didn’t notice.

Ikillbrokehoes:
You want to have sex with a married woman? it's a pity kids of these days don't have any atom of respect.

Ishilove:

He is 19, still struggling with JAMB. Blame the internet

Cardealer2021:
Dem plenty ohh okay lemme just name two and the reason for the crush
*Biglittlelois : I like her because she has something very similar with my ex "pride" omo I like that girl ego and pride die
*Fernandezisback : she is an intelligent wacko ,
That Fernandezisback is damn intelligent Russia/ Ukraine invasion made me doubt if actually a lady really behind that moniker.