Oduskid:
that boy is a bastard like you didnt know

ahnie:
My son chisom starr oghenetega turned 5 yrs on may 1st which happens to be workers day.

To be candid my hand was very cold(if you know you know).
So since I cannot kill my self just to impress anybody...I decided to do it in my own way.

Shouts out to bridge FM that provided the birthday music for my son to dance Happy feet to like a baby penquin.

Like bridge FM literally became my DJ free of charge...what bridge FM cannot run,no dey ever exist.

My neighbor Anthony became my camera man because I was phoneless as in people wey strong pass me upon all my agbaka them still gbaskele my phone from me.


On the day of the birthday which was 9n Sunday....I went to hustleville so make I take see money arrange first class okrika for my son as na only mumu dey go boutique.

iCauseTrouble:
Congrats. Hope your husband has done the DNA test of the child?

ahnie:
My son chisom starr oghenetega turned 5 yrs on may 1st which happens to be workers day.

To be candid my hand was very cold(if you know you know).
So since I cannot kill my self just to impress anybody...I decided to do it in my own way.

Shouts out to bridge FM that provided the birthday music for my son to dance Happy feet to like a baby penquin.

Like bridge FM literally became my DJ free of charge...what bridge FM cannot run,no dey ever exist.

My neighbor Anthony became my camera man because I was phoneless as in people wey strong pass me upon all my agbaka them still gbaskele my phone from me.


On the day of the birthday which was 9n Sunday....I went to hustleville so make I take see money arrange first class okrika for my son as na only mumu dey go boutique.

Joezinho:
Area. I hail ooooo ...

I always find Warri people interesting.

She say na mumu dey go boutique..

RedCentaur:


Dude operates with dozen of monikers.

Mods, this spamming of thread with pity stories is really getting out of hand.

maureensylvia:


Is he truly the one or he's being impersonated

visijo:
The older you get, you begin to ask yourself if this were the same parents that brought you up as they suddenly become understanding and more relatable with�

Mariangeles:
Ahnie, these your gists for sweet with some pictures.

Happy birthday in arrears to your little prince.

ahnie:
I went round my neighbors apartment shared cakes and catfish peppersoup to them then asked them to bring their cups as I poured red wine to them.


Truth is...
I have very wonderful neighbors that always got my back.

I had to download the rest of the wine late into the night to help clear my brain because weytiin I dey think too much make my oblongata nor go crash.


Moral of the story....you don't have to do pass yourself or try to impress people or run into debts say because you want to celebrate birthdays.


Shouts out to Anthony my wonderful
Neighbor who was my camera manm




Cc: Lalastic.lala pls help shoot to front page.

Joezinho:
Area. I hail ooooo ...

I always find Warri people interesting.

She say na mumu dey go boutique..

ahnie:
I went round my neighbors apartment shared cakes and catfish peppersoup to them then asked them to bring their cups as I poured red wine to them.


Truth is...
I have very wonderful neighbors that always got my back.

I had to download the rest of the wine late into the night to help clear my brain because weytiin I dey think too much make my oblongata nor go crash.


Moral of the story....you don't have to do pass yourself or try to impress people or run into debts say because you want to celebrate birthdays.


Shouts out to Anthony my wonderful
Neighbor who was my camera man




Cc: Lalastic.lala pls help shoot to front page.

Yankee101:
Package your stories into a book ‘diaries of a Warri woman’

Oduskid:
that boy is a bastard like you didnt know

This B word u used on a little boy.. how does that make u feel now? Better?

sageb:


She has a diary already
Check her previous posts

PrinceMajestic:
Happy Birthday to the Boy. But pls get him a strong Dad so that my Little comrade don't grow up to be a bitch nigga.

layycon:
So, are you a single mother?

ugodson:


Am guessing u are a single mother cos I haven't or didn't hear ur husband doing anything. Thumbs up

ahnie:
So after buying him a trouser,a polo and boots...we stormed uac aka Mr Biggs and got him a cake of 10k

To be honest e pain me say I cudnt get him a far more better cake but like I earlier said my hand was very cold.


I went to the market got catfish,and I remember I had a half tuber of yam in my kitchen that I haven't used.

So as an isoko woman I add one and 15 together and arrived at a conclusion.
I got spices for the peppersoup and off we zoomed to the house.


My compound people were already waiting for us....meanwhile I have jokingly warned my compound people to eat from their home that I would be the one tovisit them and not the other way round.

I also got a red wine just a bottle that we would all manage as Nigeria is hard at the moment...