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Best Pillow Humping Methods by Ilal: 11:31pm On Jul 08, 2022
This is a topic with so many contradictions. Many are shy to talk about it yet they are fully engaged in the act. This post may seem different from what you have been reading on this blog. But there is never a wasted knowledge.


Feeling Hot in bed and want some sexy time? Here’s everything about pillow humping and the different techniques you can use to know how to pillow hump!

We’re looking at the art of pillow humping, why women do it and the techniques you can use to learn how to hump a pillow and moan your way to the best solo orgasms.

The thought of pillow humping might sound silly and awkward, but the fact is most people have done it at one point or another.
As a girl going through puberty, odds are, you had to find new and exciting ways to touch yourself without the convenience of running to the store and picking up toys. Here comes pillow humping.

You’re lying in bed, feeling tingly and Hot all at the same time, and you just don’t know what to do or how to find a release of this over whelming feeling. In fact, you don’t even know what or how exactly you’re feeling because it feels all weird and nice at the same time.

During one of these moments, you unintentionally grab a pillow and placed it in between your legs and roll about on the bed, because somehow it seems like a good idea to just roll over it the pillow.

And suddenly, you realize it feels good. Like really good. You move the pillow around a bit more, and bang, it feels better, even way better than expected. And then before you know it, you’re grinding the pillow like a sex object/doll. And that is usually your first introduction to pillow humping.

So, what is pillow humping?

What is pillow humping? Or you want to ask: How do you pillow hump?
Well, this technique basically involves a woman mounting a pillow and grinding herself to orgasm. Kind of like dry humping without a human company.

Why do people hump inanimate objects?

Strange as it sounds, humping inanimate things usually starts during childhood. This does not mean it has to be sexual. Psychologists and parents agree that many children start displaying sexual behavior early. So many things have changed and children are not left behind.

This can manifest itself through simulated intercourse like dry humping/pillow humping, and basically dry humping or grinding against household objects because it is readily available. More reason to keep an eye on your kids because you don’t just know what they are up to.

This is common for children in the 9-12 age range. However, children’s ages vary for discovering their bodies. You’d be surprised to know how many people carry their pillow humping habits into adulthood.

Pillow humping for girls: The different ways and methods of pillow humping
You don’t need a intimacy gadget to pillow hump. If you’re still living under your parent’s roof, or are just too shy to head to a sex shop and buy a intimacy gadget, pillows are an alternative.

Curious to know how to hump your pillows to orgasm? We’re always here to help. Here are the tips and tricks on how to make yourself cum with your very own pillow.

1. Corner of the bed.
Some girls like taking a pillow and placing it on the corner of their mattress while humping their pillows. This way, they can grind against it while standing and get more friction from the mattress edge than they would if the pillow were just lying flat on the bed.

2. The triple (3) stack method.
This pillow humping method involves stacking three pillows one on top of another, and mounting them. Using a rocking motion, grind back and forth until you find a rhythm that gets your cruise running.
You may feel a bit out of balance at first, but you will feel like you’re lying on top of someone, which is pretty close to the idea of dry humping.

3. The stuffed animal, eg teddy beer.
Ever wonder why many girls keep stuffed animals on their bed well into our 20’s? We have a disturbing answer: They might be humping the stuffed toys and that is so true for many girls.
Stuffed animals, body pillows, or oversized stuffed animals are great for humping because they have different shapes and other features that can spice up a humping session.
For example, their button nose can be the perfect button for clitoral stimulation.
And the best part is, as a girl, you can literally buy any stuffed toy keeping the specific shape in mind. And no one but you would have a clue what your real intentions are.

4. Shape your pillow like a body.
Sounds creepy right? But it really does make all the difference. While pillows are great sex alternatives, they don’t give you that body-on-body connection you get from a partner.
So you can set up your pillows until they resemble a body shape on your mattress. This allows you to cuddle up against the mound while you grind away and give you a fabulous up close and personal feel like you’re actually having sex you’re your partner underneath you.

5. Ride the pillow.
Fold the pillow in half to make it firm. Now squat on it like you’re riding the pillow, and grind against the folded pillow.
If you need to visualize it, just imagine being on top while having sex, but with a pillow instead.

6. Traditional pillow humping.
Place your pillow in the middle of your mattress, under your pelvic area, and start grinding with your legs as spread apart as you can get them.

7. Fold that fluff.
Another popular method of pillow grinding is to fold the pillow in half before mounting. This will make your pillow firmer and easier to get friction from.

8. Be loud.
On average, women are noisier and louder in bed than men. That doesn’t mean being loud is only for the benefit of a partner’s ears! People make noise during sex because it feels good, not because it sounds good. Unless they’re faking it.
Regardless, don’t be afraid to get a little loud during your humping session. It’ll feel that much hotter and you’ll feel much hornier too.
Note: Don’t do this if there are other people in the house!

9. Take it off.
Even if you keep your underwear on, try removing your shirt and bra. Lean forward and grind against your pillow and feel the fabulousness of your breasts bounding against the pillowcase as you grind back and forth.

10. Widen those labia.
If you’re grinding with panties on, try spreading your labia and setting your vagina against the pillow with it spread. This allows more direct stimulation for the clitoris.

11. Put on silky panties.
When you’re completely aroused, grinding can feel amazing with no clothes on. But, until you hit that point, it may be too much pressure and might bruise your clit.
Instead, try grinding with silky panties on. This allows you to slide against the pillow with ease and will be gentler on your sensitive areas.

12. Add another component.
Stack your pillow under your hips, or wherever is most comfortable. Then, try adding a new element to the mix such as a vibrator or empty shampoo bottle. Place the phallic object underneath the pillow.

Placing it underneath will create an arch for you to grind against and more closely resemble grinding against your partner.
Pillow humping is pretty straightforward. Just jump on your pillow, start grinding and get those orgasms on.

The key features leading to orgasm are a soft but resistant mound creating friction while conforming to the woman’s body, and tension in the vagina and thighs from all that grinding.

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Re: Best Pillow Humping Methods by Orgasmgiver123(m): 11:47pm On Jul 08, 2022
Why use a pillow when the great orgasm giver is right here.

I didn’t read your post, don’t blame me if my comment doesn’t correlate


One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot


Damn... nasty... I’m out of here
Re: Best Pillow Humping Methods by Kingnelson9: 12:16am On Jul 09, 2022
Rubbish

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