So I met this girl at a store were I buy cologne, she was a new girl I haven't seen before, slim built with nice curvy shape and a fat ass and an above average tits just the way I like em, I didn't make myself obvious that she's attractive and to be honest I only wanted my stuff and that's it, they ran out of a particular one I use so she asked for my number to contact me when they restock, she sent me a WhatsApp message that night telling me to save a particular number of hers to reach her.
After 1 week , she sent me a message that the perfume is available, I thanked her and told her I will come pick it up after work,on my way I got a box of Krispy Kreme donuts to give to her and her colleagues, that night she kept bombarding me with messages about how she likes me and she's drawn to me and wants to know more about me, i told her I only wanted to fvck and she said no problem that she's down, at that point I just lost interest because of how easy it was but I kept responding to her messages to while away boredom, one day ol girl sent me a message that she need urgent 800k to sort out her rent, I no know when I blurt out no be juju be that and my friend wonder what happened and I read him the chat my guy just dey laugh laugh me talk say shebi na me wan dey form kindness to Lagos girls. The money dey but for me to count 1,2,3 to 800k to dash woman when no be my siblings or mama dey hard me this days.
Na so I switch the English I send messages to her to pidgin make she know say guy man sef na trench nigga, forget soft life and phonetics.

Mathematicians in the house should please help attend to these questions and do well to show their workings

MATHEMATICS
INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL
THEORY

Work out
1. 9×(3/4 + 1/3)
2. 6÷(34/9 - 1 7/9)
3. (4 1/3 + 9 2/3)÷(2/5 + 3/10)
4. Arrange 7/11, 4/13, 5/6, 3/7 in descending order.
5. Find the missing numbers or letters
2600/7800 = 26/t = u/39 = 1/v

Section B
Evaluate in base 2
1. (111 + 101) x (111 - 101)
2. 1 111 011 ÷ 101 001

3.Simplify (a+3b)/3 - (5a-3b)/6

4. Find the product of 2 1/2 and -4, and divide the result by -1 1/3

5. Translate (3×15-9)/6 into words

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Tell her say you no get that kind money you go see say the calls and text go stop completely.Before she ask you she don dey ask other men and them dey give her.But the money never complete that is why she want you to complete am.

At N500 per lash, it will take you about 1600 lashes to exhaust 800K.

At 3 lash per day, it will take you about 533 days to exhaust 1600 lashes.


That girl is a criminal! I'll advice you get her arrested immediately.

800k? Is her puzzy mining gold? Guy call EFCC to pick her up asap!

Zonefree:
At N500 per lash, it will take you about 1600 lashes to exhaust 800K.

At 3 lash per day, it will take you about 533 days to exhaust 1600 lashes.


That girl is a criminal! I'll advice you get her arrested immediately.

bro which kain calculation be this na lol

Zonefree:
At N500 per lash, it will take you about 1600 lashes to exhaust 800K.

At 3 lash per day, it will take you about 533 days to exhaust 1600 lashes.


That girl is a criminal! I'll advice you get her arrested immediately.

Oh Gahd

Zonefree:
At N500 per lash, it will take you about 1600 lashes to exhaust 800K.

At 3 lash per day, it will take you about 533 days to exhaust 1600 lashes.


That girl is a criminal! I'll advice you get her arrested immediately.

Mathematician aiye

No pussy, No peanuts.

800k for wetin? She dey stay apartment of 800k dey work as sales girl abi na cashier? Abeg

Omo nairaland no try o. So male moniker no fit type pussy but female fit do am?

Women & their privileges ehn.