mxxpunkxx:


how about ConOil? geez, they fill tanks with gas( and when i say gas, i mean air, and not gasoline)

puzzled?

DJTee:

Based on personal experiences - - - - -


GOOD - virgin atlantic; dana air, air nigeria, emirates, Visafone, Starcomms, Diamond, Amex, Morgan stanley, ETB, Nigerian Investment Promotion Council (NIPC Abuja)


BAD - Air france to Lagos (lost bags containing wedding souvenirs leaving my wife utterly bitter); MTN, UBA, aero, GT Bank Adetokunbo Ademola VI

pinkrex:

No offence.  'offience'

But this is just a show off show, *too much info and explanation

usbcable:

The worst place on the whole face of Nigeria is :

THE CORPORATE AFFAIRS COMMISSION(C.A.C)

To register a company name is as hard as running the business itself.
They are soo unfriendly and inaccessible.
and take themselves as demi-gods.

too many issues with them that I can t even talk.

Vavavoom:

Pinkrex, lol that must be Cassius Clay telling Joe Frazier, you're going down in 2! it is okay to hold a casual opinion what is not is to decide another's experience. Thanks for dropping by, you know, there's a song[b]Walk on by[/b],  

pdone:


Thank you so much. I have being trying register a company for the past five months and up till now, they haven't given any response. Always telling me that they are still checking if another person has used the company's name. Does it mean that they do not have database or what.




If you belong to C.A.C and you are reading this, just note that you are a disgrace to this country. If you have any friend or family relation working at the C.A.C, just do me a favour, give that friend/relation of yours a five seconds call. Tell him/her that they deserve some hot slaps from an angry zombie.

Vavavoom:

Bad Customer Service: There's a lady petrol attendant at Oando, before Bewac Junction Trans Amadi who's in the habit of exploting unsuspecting customers while filling up their tank. Maybe other experience abound, but what I have experienced once and correlated by another buyer is the sleight of hand shortchange pulled off by the attendant. Please when buying pms make sure the read-out metre is on the same side as the hose delivering to your tank. The lady carried over a previous service charge from an okada man and continued therefrom as part of my tank-fill up charge Omo, no do no do 4,500 Naira don enter for tank wey 3750 dey normally full and e neva full, guy man get to shine eyes call station manager for amicable resolution

So make sure to shine your eyez when buying and don't get distracted by small talk around the pump especially when na your turn - FOCUS!

pinkrex:

loooooool :Dm taking my opportunity bro, its kinda dulling to keep reading those your 'bit by bit' experience. ,
If you are really serious about the company's Registration ish, you can contact me for express service.

I sure will miss this one in heaps if we were caught up in a drowning ship and there was one life jacket for both; some mothers do have 'em

Dangello:

Talking about dubious fuel attendants:
CONOIL on Lagos Abeokuta expressway, by Ikeja Bus-stop, close to the route that leads to the airport. Almost all the attendants there are dubious beings. U go there and tell them you want to purchase a particular amount and all of a sudden they sell N300 worth claiming that they thought thats what they heard.(the initial N300 worth was just a fluke) and then they sell the difference. Both genders are guilty of these and it has become a norm in that particular gas station.

pinkrex:


If you are really serious about the company's Registration ish, you can contact me for express service.

Vavavoom:

Ah! My bad!, didn't know I was attracting your sleep^{I sure will miss this one in heaps if we were caught up in a drowning ship and there was one life jacket for both; some mothers do have 'em} .

usbcable:

those days when i used to go there, I see many ''agents'' wanting to help out also lamenting about the ridiculously slow and poor response time/service.

Even I met one that said we could pay 20k for express service. 

how much is the start up capital that I will pay 20k to register only a business name.

cecegorz:

@Oga AJ, lovely thread you put up here.
Peeps, i think it will do a whole lot of good if we can narrow experiences down to the company's particular branch/location instead of generalizing. Like we've seen from a few posts here that Sweet Sensation, Opebi has terrible staffers while other branches are on top of their jobs.

dy_droy:

PHCN  

So i hurriedly drove to PHCN ishaga on saturday to purchase a voucher for my prepaid meter. Note that It's clearly written on the gate SATURDAY 10:00AM TO 1:PM
I pulled over at the gate at exactly 12:45pm and met another car owner pleading with the security man to let him in, but the security man shook his head insisting that they had closed and that he should return on Monday or try another PHCN office. I joined in the pleading, but this was all to no avail. The man pleaded that he had zero credit left and this would mean he will be in darkness throughout the weekend but the mallam turned deaf ears to all of this.

To add insult to injury while we remained at the gate pleading, the mallam eventually told us to give way, that he wanted to open the gate. When he did, alas it was the staff bus driving the staff out of the premises and they even had the nerve to be laughing at us.  

dy_droy:

PHCN  

So i hurriedly drove to PHCN ishaga on saturday to purchase a voucher for my prepaid meter. Note that It's clearly written on the gate SATURDAY 10:00AM TO 1:PM
I pulled over at the gate at exactly 12:45pm and met another car owner pleading with the security man to let him in, but the security man shook his head insisting that they had closed and that he should return on Monday or try another PHCN office. I joined in the pleading, but this was all to no avail. The man pleaded that he had zero credit left and this would mean he will be in darkness throughout the weekend but the mallam turned deaf ears to all of this.

To add insult to injury while we remained at the gate pleading, the mallam eventually told us to give way, that he wanted to open the gate. When he did, alas it was the staff bus driving the staff out of the premises and they even had the nerve to be laughing at us.  

M M M:

everything abt 9ja is fu-cked up

MyJoe: