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Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Obinoscopy(m): 12:46pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
We've not totally recovered from the bomb blast at the UN headquarters and we are getting another explosion albiet a grammatical one from no other person than the first lady. On her visit to the victims of the blast at the hospital, she congratulated the Doctors for 'Responding to Treatment.' In medical or grammatical parlance its the patients who respond to treatment and not the doctors. The doctors treats while the patients responds to the treatment. I laughed vehemently when I saw it on the news. Its high time Dame Patience Jonathan went for an English Class. Or what do you think?. . . lol |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by vedaxcool(m): 12:50pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
dying of Laughter DOL! |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Greenslim: 12:51pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Pinpointing her grammatical errors cannot in anyway hinder or limit her position as the first Lady of Nigeria state. Keep away from such insinuation man. 2 Likes |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by vedaxcool(m): 12:59pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
@OP abeg hit us with more, maybe the imbecil-e president we have might have some laugh |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Kx: 1:04pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
She was congratulating doctors for responding to treatment, know what the treatment is? Attending to bomb victims without medical equipment, hence some were flown to better equipped hospitals in SA. |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Splendid4(f): 4:38am On Aug 06, 2012 |
Nigeria state!duh |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by toygod2: 5:32am On Aug 06, 2012 |
OP,lol.....Doc,also will have to be hospitalised after receiving some bullets,from her blunders Green slim, nice talk. |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by mummy3(f): 11:35am On Aug 07, 2012 |
Obinoscopy: We've not totally recovered from the bomb blast at the UN headquarters and we are getting another explosion albiet a grammatical one from no other person than the first lady. @poster is it WENT or GO for an english class? pls u also have error |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by aweda007: 4:34pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
@poster...itz 'went'. Abi u wan b anoda dame, or una go ds same schl ni?...lol. Itz hightime she went 4 an english class or it was hightime she went 4 an english class. BOTH statements r correct. |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by kinkie(f): 5:38pm On Aug 07, 2012 |
aweda007: @poster...itz 'went'. Abi u wan b anoda dame, or una go ds same schl ni?...lol. Itz hightime she went 4 an english class or it was hightime she went 4 an english class. BOTH statements r correct. mummy3:but from what i can see its 'went' the poster typed not go. So ITK, wetin u dey correct for here? I'm confused |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Obinoscopy(m): 3:33pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
mummy3: @mummy3, its WENT and not GO. The word 'Its high time' goes with past tense. e.g. Its high time we LEFT or Its high time Jonathan RESIGNED from office. Comprende? aweda007: @poster...itz 'went'. Abi u wan b anoda dame, or una go ds same schl ni?...lol. Itz hightime she went 4 an english class or it was hightime she went 4 an english class. BOTH statements r correct. kinkie: but from what i can see its 'went' the poster typed not go. So ITK, wetin u dey correct for here? I'm confused @aweda007@kinkie, Don't worry I've put her through in ENG 101 class. 1 Like |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by bunmioguns(m): 11:38am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Obinoscopy: We've not totally recovered from the bomb blast at the UN headquarters and we are getting another explosion albiet a grammatical one from no other person than the first lady. . . 3249 views with just 12 comments!!!!!, @ OP, this your thread is nothing but floccinaucinihilipilification |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Obinoscopy(m): 11:21am On Aug 11, 2012 |
bunmioguns: I'm still trying to recover from the grammatical bomb you just dropped...lol How I wish dat word actually exist. |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by bunmioguns(m): 11:34am On Aug 11, 2012 |
Obinoscopy:.. . why cant u jst google it |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by maryswags: 4:47pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
Surprised that dis word actually exists...@op lol I wonder how u dug in2 d dico 2 get d word |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by bunmioguns(m): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
maryswags: Surprised that dis word actually exists...@op lol I wonder how u dug in2 d dico 2 get d word who are u referring to, Me or the OP |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Obinoscopy(m): 12:17pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Me not you With my flocihiliploci...wetin lol |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by nairajokes: 12:25pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
I've you ever wondered why many girls use smileys and short replies when chatting nowadays? Seriously, I have come to realize why most girls do. I was chatting with this babe yesterday and I was Like... ME: How are you dear? GIRL: 5n. ME: How was your day? GIRL: 5n. ME: How is your family? GIRL: 5n. ME: Are you missing me? GIRL: No. ME: But I'm missing you GIRL: Tanks. ME: I'm not feeling well GIRL: Sowi ME: So how was ya day? GIRL: 5n. ME: are you busy? GIRL: No ME: Are you with someone over there? GIRL: No. ME: What? Why don't you type something interesting instead of sending me short replies? GIRL: K ME: Type something now! GIRL: K ME: Ok! Ok so its true. GIRL: Dat wat? ME: I've heard you failed your English exams.. Click http://www..com/view_joke.php?id=330 |
Re: Dame Patience Jonathan's Blunder by Obinoscopy(m): 12:58pm On Nov 11, 2014 |
Obinoscopy:I just realised this joke of mine can only be understood by health practitioners. |
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