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If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2011
Why would you waste your time lying in a relationship?  If you are unhappy, desire something more, tire of convincing people your relationship is perfect, and want to be released from confusion, why not tell the truth to yourself?

Do people lie relationship wise to keep from seeing the truth?  If you are going to lie relationship wise, learn to lie right. 

Men are lying saying its about what's in the heart of a woman while saving pictures of women with big arses on their cellphones. 

Women are lying saying they will marry a jobless man but got their Christmas list posted on Facebook in SEPTEMBER. 

White women are lying saying they are not chasing jobless black men for their intimate prowess. 

Retired Old White men are lying about going to Thailand and China for cultural experiences. 

Black women lying are about looking good for themselves when they are competing other women for a man's attention.

Black men are lying about not being inferior to the White man and dating Old White Grannies because they loves them while belittling 30 years single Black women.   undecided undecided


Lying to yourself is only hurting you.
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by Goldieluks: 6:51pm On Sep 19, 2011
Black men always lie when it comes to white women,they date white women for GReen card,
and slag black women off,but these so-called men always come back home to marry these same black women.

Yea most black women look good for themselves, and not because of their competitors,common Chima get
your facts right,especially on black women.
wink
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2011
Whatever Goldie!

You know us sisters be trying to out do each other in the weaves! grin
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrCork17: 8:04pm On Sep 19, 2011
***Still Wondering which guy hurt Mrs Chima so much she had to hate black men undecided ***
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 8:14pm On Sep 19, 2011
You are lying right now huh?
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by Nobody: 8:17pm On Sep 19, 2011
the reason why most men AND women lie is very simple:
it's boring to be THEMSELVES so they rather pretend to be someone else.
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by kokoye(m): 8:31pm On Sep 19, 2011
Lies flying about on this thread already . . .
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 8:34pm On Sep 19, 2011
Then get off Koyoke. tongue kiss You miss me huh? Don't lie! angry

MRbrownJAY:

the reason why most men AND women lie is very simple:
it's boring to be THEMSELVES so they rather pretend to be someone else.


Hmm.
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by nanidee(f): 8:40pm On Sep 19, 2011
Most people lie because they want to impress their partners.

This trait is more common with guys btw. ;-)
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrCork17: 8:43pm On Sep 19, 2011
Mrs, Chima. have u been dumped more than 40 times? Plise clarify the anger! undecided
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 8:45pm On Sep 19, 2011
Mr, Cork:

Mrs, Chima. have u been dumped more than 40 times? Plise clarify the anger! undecided

Count the amount of punnies you forked from NL and that is your answer. wink
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 19, 2011
nanidee:

Most people lie because they want to impress their partners.
This trait is more common with guys btw. ;-)

you must be forgetting the VISUAL LIES that women indulge in everyday with WEAVE, FAKE EYE LASHES, CONTACTS, FAKE NAILS, PUSH UP BRA, BUTT PAD etc to try to impress MEN.
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by SAFO(m): 9:18pm On Sep 19, 2011
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by kokoye(m): 10:23pm On Sep 19, 2011
MRbrownJAY:

you must be forgetting the VISUAL LIES that women indulge in everyday with[b] WEAVE, FAKE EYE LASHES, CONTACTS, FAKE NAILS, PUSH UP BRA, BUTT PAD[/b] etc to try to impress MEN.


THAT list of lies is endless.

IT can lie!! grin

Bra types: coste onirin; coste oni toilet roll, coste alaso grin
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 10:38pm On Sep 19, 2011
kokoye:


THAT list of lies is endless.

IT can lie!! grin

Bra types: coste onirin; coste oni toilet roll, coste alaso grin



If you believed that ^^^^ then you deserved it!
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 10:39pm On Sep 19, 2011
MRbrownJAY:

you must be forgetting the VISUAL LIES that women indulge in everyday with WEAVE, FAKE EYE LASHES, CONTACTS, FAKE NAILS, PUSH UP BRA, BUTT PAD etc to try to impress MEN.

You enjoyed every bit of that lie too! tongue tongue tongue
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 10:40pm On Sep 19, 2011
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by kokoye(m): 10:53pm On Sep 19, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

If you believed that ^^^^ then you deserved it!


No I did not

For most men, seeing (and touching) is believing tongue

If your chest looks well loaded, I must see, feel and squeeze it for verification.

NO NO NO NO, kokoye dont walk by faith! grin tongue
Re: If You Are Going To Lie Relationship Wise, Learn To Lie Right. by MrsChima1(f): 11:07pm On Sep 19, 2011
How long did you wait before you attempted to "touch" the bosoms?   

Mr. Chima didn't know whether I had real bosoms or not until late in the relationship.  Some men look by faith.   tongue tongue

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