slimyem:

i dont mind being the customer service personnel.
Just gimme an effective spiritual powder to rub on my face daily.

That way i wont have to talk too much.
All a customer needs do it look me in the eye and GBAM!problem solves!

Lmao. . .i wan faint !

God what am i doing here?!!
This guy wan kill me wit laff abeg
I love this!!

Genuis

Nice one so to open an acc with the Bank How munch, {to start}

LMAO, @Aringoza, you are sick, Lolzzzzz, But pls let me be the area Manager for Lagos state. Thanx,

Laugh wan turn ma brazillian hair to dreadlocks, u guyz r funny

Must you tell us say na brazillian hair.

are christian and muslim welcomed to bank with you? ;d ;d ;d ;d

omg ;d ;d ;d

Please i cant stop laufing.my belle don d pain me.nice post.

;d

brainpulse:

are christian and muslim welcomed to bank with you? ;d ;d ;d ;d

Sango doesn't discriminate.









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I saw this on friend's facebook wall yesterday. It's so funny, guy u try no be small. I think it also carry auto-insurance!

Very funny thread

There will be no need for collateral when u are applying for their loan, you can Bleep up if u like, !

I am the regional manager here in Ohio,
These Terms of Service Agreement (the "Spiritual Deal" is a contract between you and Sango Bank of Nigeria™
(i.) Privacy Policy: At the Bank, user privacy is an important concern. We strive to protect the personal and confidential information of those who use our spiritual services. We have the right to call on our dormant partner, Amadioha to strike thunder on anyone who is involved in theft of our customers' money.
(ii.)Description of Service/Eligibility/Access to Service: In order to use our spiritual banking service, you must provide;
   (a.) the unmentionables you suckled as a child. (b.) the testicles of your pastor (c.) the ear lobes of a deaf lion  (d.)  the gizzard of a rattle snake (e.) the lungs of a boneless animal. (f.) $10000
You are responsible for all eloquent use of Alusi incantations to withdraw money and the buying of fire extinguisher in case you spit fire during incantation. Sango Bank of Nigeria shall not be held responsible for timelessness of incantations or mispronunciation of words during incantation which can result in your self destruction. Do not try to default on our loans, terms and agreement as Sango and his dormant partner, Amadioha will strike you dead before you think of running away.

lwkmd!

I wan be shareholder. Una go pay dividend?

^ who you dey ask that one?

rub.ish

ppl beware cos SANGO just mail me that he hasn't approve the offer,so ppl. Should never start banking until u see thunder storm in your door step,cos thats the OBALUKOSO sign.

CEO SANGO BANK OF NIJA, Sir i have made a parcel of land available in Okija for a new branch.
This is my free will donation,attached to the land are cartons of native chalk,coweries,palmoil and
100 boundles of red cloth.

As an omo Ogun laka aiye himself, i want to be appointed as the internal control officer/auditor my modus of fishing out rouge staffs is to cause them to walk past a loaded AK47 and swear to die by same if he/she has not pinched a customer's account or in the absence of the formerr get a cutlass and roasted yam laced with palm oil and ask the staff to swear. Walahi this is more potent than the christians'  way of swearing by the name of God in vain. Ogun and shango do not have such patience

Very funny i can't stop laughing

Just appoint me the cashier, I sabi count money wella.

The following shall be my working guidelines

1. I dont even need to count your money, bcuz I already know how much it is.
2. We shall grant withdrawal based on what his on your mind (we wont ask you). If the reason you are coming to withdraw from your account is not genuine enough or will affect our bank, we shall not grant you withdrawal.
3. Your account may be subjected to deductions best known to Sango at any point in time.
4. Customers shall never make account enquiries, we shall give them statement of account in their dreams.
5. Withdrawal can be done with spiritually, whereby cash will delivered in your room in the midnight while you are sleeping.

Guys u don wan tear my mouth with laughter Wetin go happen to those of us wey dey work offshore? Abi na mami-water go be the branch manager. Ours should produce the MD considering the size of the ocean. Me i go ensure say all HNI-High networth individuals go bank with us aka ex bank bosses; nija politicians; ex head of militants(awoof payoff)

LMFAO! Nigeria is funny place to the Bible confirmed it too.
Check Mark Chapter 12:47-48 and also the book of Revelation Chapter 32 and 38.
Life is really funny.
When Heaven is boring God always tell the Angels to tune the viewing screen to Nigeria.

stupid post!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, (incantations) the wheels of a car always moves in circles, students always leave school by 2 ' o clock, rice and dodo is delicious, no matter how good a car is, it must start with tashunshunshun, when nepa takes light people always on generator,
ÈÈWÒ! This boy no go kill me with laughter.

LWKMD4H!!!!
I bet they don't need bullion vans with their specially equipped 'Air-force'.
If only the Lagos state police force were banking with SBN,their money for no miss like that