- "They told me at the blood bank
this might happen."
- "This is just a 15 minute power
nap like they raved about in that
time management course you
sent me to."
,
- "Whew! Guess I left the top off
the Wite-Out. You probably got
here just in time!"
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was
meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new
paradigm."
- "I was testing my keyboard for
drool resistance."
- "I was doing a highly specific
Yoga exercise to relieve work-
related stress. Are you
discriminatory toward people
who practice Yoga?"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt
me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."
- "The coffee machine is broken."
- "Someone must've put decaf in
the wrong pot."
- ", in Jesus' name. Amen."

Are these all?

Lol