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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Rahkman: 1:30pm On Aug 25, 2023
pandoragirigory:
Thanks for the information
you must feel so stupid now.....miserable corn eater

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Karleb(m): 1:31pm On Aug 25, 2023
Josbreed:
Why are people complaining? Did you forget that Tilimbu said he will employ 3m Nigerians into the army and just give dem agbado and cassava? He actually did employ dem, thats why the unemployment rate drastically dropped to 4.1% un the bala blu sense.

Even if you employ 10 million Nigeria, the unemployment rate won't crash like that. It certainly won't crash within a month of going to 44 percent from 33 percent.

It's better to befriend satan than support APShit.

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Kusu12: 1:34pm On Aug 25, 2023
Pained and deluded obidot, is this not the same man who conducted fake online poll where Obingo won massively? Obidots hate Good news about Nigeria.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by arantess: 1:34pm On Aug 25, 2023
TemplarLandry:
I'll keep saying it, statistics produced by Nigerian Government agencies Can't be trusted.
You haven't blamed obi and IPOB for this one yet
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Josbreed: 1:34pm On Aug 25, 2023
Karleb:


Even if you employ 10 million Nigeria, the unemployment rate won't crash like that. It certainly won't crash within a month of going to 44 percent from 33 percent.

It's better to befriend satan than support APShit.

Ahswerugawd!
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by arantess: 1:35pm On Aug 25, 2023
Penguin2:
Tor!

Nigerians damage everything; and I mean everything.

How did our unemployment rate fall from over 30% to 4.1% in one month?

Who employed the other percentage at a time that industries and companies are laying off workers?

Nobody should celebrate this fraud; not even Tinubu supporters. But I doubt they have such sense.

This is stupidity taken too far. And it’s the reason foreign organizations don’t trust anything we do - because we are never sincere with anything.

I won’t be surprised if we wake up tomorrow and hear that 3million people are now poor in Nigeria. That the remaining 130million became rich overnight.

Stupid idiotic fools!

Ndi ala!
They were even arguing that if you have worked for one hour, you are employed

Oh God grin cheesy

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by snowball11(m): 1:36pm On Aug 25, 2023
Nigeria has never been the same since this evil party (APC) came into power! undecided


What a congregation of con men! grin

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by MatrixCircle: 1:36pm On Aug 25, 2023
The Unemployment statistics is as fake as the 2023 Presidential election. Everything is rigged and lied about in Nigeria.

Nigeria unemployment better than many first World and developed economy Then citizens are running away?? People can't feed themselves for no jobs.

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by mejai(m): 1:39pm On Aug 25, 2023
TemplarLandry:
I'll keep saying it, statistics produced by Nigerian Government agencies Can't be trusted.
No diss track to dedicate?
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by arantess: 1:39pm On Aug 25, 2023
Mindlog:


In your little world, your brain automatically interprets any name that doesn't look or sound Yoruba, Hausa/Fulani to be Igbo.

Nigeria is way beyond the 3 major ethnic groups but your OCD wrapped around Igbos and Obi, has incapacitated your mind.
The thing is a very sick fellow
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by MatrixCircle: 1:40pm On Aug 25, 2023
Kusu12:
Pained and deluded obidot, is this not the same man who conducted fake online poll where Obingo won massively? Obidots hate Good news about Nigeria.
See them here. I knew the agbadorians will come and defend the fake 4.1 statistics like they are defending Tinubu's alleged 2023 Presidential election victory gotten thesame way like the 4.1. grin grin See them don dey come out. grin

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Oluyombotv: 1:42pm On Aug 25, 2023
Idiot NBS and their gullible regard yahoo yahoo, armed robbery, yahoo plus, rituals, prostitution, baby factory, skull mining, banditry,Insurgency, kidnapping, alms begging and 10 minutes menial jobs in a day as employments, that's why our statistics drastically dropped to 4.1 above uk employment rate. A time when almost all the companies we have in Nigeria are shutting down, laying off wokers. At times when I realise am still in this country, I weep bitterly.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by UnfairLife7(m): 1:44pm On Aug 25, 2023
Nigeria government thought Nigerians are foolish. Unemployment in Nigeria is extremely high. Yahoo Yahoo is what Nigeria government has turned Nigerian graduate into
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Die009: 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023
Penguin2:
Tor!

Nigerians damage everything; and I mean everything.

How did our unemployment rate fall from over 30% to 4.1% in one month?

Who employed the other percentage at a time that industries and companies are laying off workers?

Nobody should celebrate this fraud; not even Tinubu supporters. But I doubt they have such sense.

This is stupidity taken too far. And it’s the reason foreign organizations don’t trust anything we do - because we are never sincere with anything.

I won’t be surprised if we wake up tomorrow and hear that 3million people are now poor in Nigeria. That the remaining 130million became rich overnight.

Stupid idiotic fools!

Ndi ala!


So you believe stati senses unemployment ratio is 133 million people but you people didn’t believe the statistics now that is it is 4.7

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Mayeldah(m): 1:48pm On Aug 25, 2023
NBS should check again, I think there was a mistake with the figures

It should be 0.41% unemployment rate

Fools!!!
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Ewedegubbler: 1:49pm On Aug 25, 2023
They’ve all been recruited into the army as bulaba promised.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by chemicolt: 1:50pm On Aug 25, 2023
E reach ti laugh
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by 2pacarnate(m): 1:57pm On Aug 25, 2023
Truth hurts
I think yahoo boys are employed too in the sense of NBS,so make una drink ice water,Nigeria my corntreee

😂😂😂
Anyways

TRUTH HURTS
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by stepaside1: 2:02pm On Aug 25, 2023
But when unemployment rate suddenly went up from 8% in 2014 to 33% in a few years, Atedo Peterside and Co were happy to believe it and milked it for all the political gains they could find.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by wink2015(m): 2:08pm On Aug 25, 2023
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ADDED "SELF EMPLOYMENT" AS PART OF GUARANTEED JOB.

Jobs like POS Business Agent.


When an 18 years buys a POS machines and sit under the hot sun with an umbrella from morning till evening without much business.

The federal government now calculate that as jobs the government provided for the individual.

ATEDO PETERSIDE HAVE EVERY REASONS TO LAUGH AT THOSE IN POWER.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by kelly72: 2:15pm On Aug 25, 2023
As longer as the certificate forger stays as president, gone are the days when NBS gave honest and accurate statistics on poverty and unemployment in Nigeria.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Mitsurugi(m): 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2023
pandoragirigory:
Another igbo


You have mental health issues bruv. Certain
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Blazebond(m): 2:16pm On Aug 25, 2023
Atedo peterside don turn activist o,chaiii,who nor go nor know o,hahahaha.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Mitsurugi(m): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2023
pandoragirigory:
Thanks for the information



Next time use Google before pandering to your dirty tribal inclination
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Mitsurugi(m): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2023
Mindlog:


In your little world, your brain automatically interprets any name that doesn't look or sound Yoruba, Hausa/Fulani to be Igbo.

Nigeria is way beyond the 3 major ethnic groups but your OCD wrapped around Igbos and Obi, has incapacitated your mind.

Cornmen are brainless waifs. They act and talk before reasoning
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by Tochi3(m): 2:19pm On Aug 25, 2023
HNICEARTH:


Nope! Rather it will soon be negative ,I.e, we have numerous vacancies but lack job seekers because everybody is fully and comfortably employed according to NBS.
We will then open up our borders and encourage foreigners to emigrate to nigeria and fill up vacant job spaces.

Wake me up grin
u sef sabi dem well well grin

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Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by ojsmscom(m): 2:27pm On Aug 25, 2023
Lol
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by StarRiderr: 2:53pm On Aug 25, 2023
SmartPolician:
The head of that agency should be sacked at once. He knows nothing about his job.
for where he will even be compensated for doing his master's biding.....Awon werey
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by StarRiderr: 2:58pm On Aug 25, 2023
Armaggedon:
According to the lunatic head of the NBS, if you work one hour daily, you're employed.
I don't really understand what he meant by working 1 hour honestly
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by int0x80(m): 2:59pm On Aug 25, 2023
Mindlog:


In your little world, your brain automatically interprets any name that doesn't look or sound Yoruba, Hausa/Fulani to be Igbo.

Nigeria is way beyond the 3 major ethnic groups but your OCD wrapped around Igbos and Obi, has incapacitated your mind.
Damn Dude, take it easy on the poor guy! grin grin grin grin
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by asanausana91: 3:18pm On Aug 25, 2023
pandoragirigory:
That is for you your family members and your generations
you guys can only likes his foolishness but you can't comment.
Re: Atedo Peterside: NBS Fake Unemployment Rate Is Making Me Laugh by sangresan(m): 3:24pm On Aug 25, 2023
[quote author=ganisucks post=125345703][/quote]

This mumu man Atedo used fraudulent statistics to predict the last presidential election results. And when his plls turned out to be wide off the mark, he claimed the election was rigged. The mofo now wants to cry when another organization is using same fake methodology to deceive gullible Nigerians.

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