Moderator, how come you edited the title of this thread?

There should be a guide on the topic that will hit the front page,not just all the thread. E.g this thread does not deserve that priviledge, there are better thread than this.

Couldn't resist this temptation


Iweala slapped Jonathan - Is it true?

is it true that uduagan slapped amaechi?

is it true that orji jack-ed off on the abia video?

Bawss1:

Couldn't resist this temptation


Iweala slapped Jonathan - Is it true?

Reno Omokri sorry Beaf will answer that

Bawss1:

Couldn't resist this temptation


Iweala slapped Jonathan - Is it true?

no she slapped sambo

so what kinda thread is this?

and who put this on home page?

This is not a question.

It is a known fact that Retardeen Jonathan was abused by Turai Yar'Adua.

He was in charge of cleaning, cooking, pant washing and general houseboy duties.

The question now is that,

Is it true that Yayale Ahmed  dey nyash Patience while Retardeen was hailing "Ran ka deede" Do am wellu wellu" "Give her for mouth and back"

is it true gej and alison get it on in his office?

is it true gej gave he-ad to his daddy ibb?

now this wan give person laughter cancer

Beaf, ur days are numbered

oyb:

no she slapped sambo  

lai lai, she no fit try that 'smart' Sambo, na GEj Fit take that thrash

Bawss1:

Couldn't resist this temptation


Iweala slapped Jonathan - Is it true?

this one is possible. remember, we talking about a dumb president here.

Yes I can categorically confirm that Aregbesola slapped Fashola and Fashola turned the other cheek for the second slap.
This is obedience to the scripture

Aregbesola spends most of his time in Lagos state
He handpicked commissioners for fashola
he second guesses and micro manages fashola and lagos state affair

so what is the big deal if Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesole gives fashola a little friendly slap on the cheek just to redirect his focus.

I dont know why we are making such a big deal of this issue.

I would say yes! Aregbesola can be over bearing. All rascals are!

PointB:

Aregbesola spends most of his time in Lagos state
He handpicked commissioners for fashola
he second guesses and micro manages fashola and lagos state affair

so what is the big deal if Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesole gives fashola a little[b] friendly slap[/b] on the cheek just to redirect his focus.

I dont know why we are making such a big deal of this issue.

I would say yes! Aregbesola can be over bearing. All rascals are!

Reno, no change mouth, which one be friendly slap

Tinubu slapped Obasanjo

PointB:

Aregbesola spends most of his time in Lagos state
He handpicked commissioners for fashola
he second guesses and micro manages fashola and lagos state affair

so what is the big deal if Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesole gives fashola a little friendly slap on the cheek just to redirect his focus.

I dont know why we are making such a big deal of this issue.

I would say yes! Aregbesola can be over bearing. All rascals are!

Yes we are now convinced its true.

Can you answer the part in bold?

dayokanu:

This is not a question.

It is a known fact that Retardeen Jonathan was abused by Turai Yar'Adua before Pastor Bakare went to liberate him.

He was in charge of cleaning, cooking, pant washing and general houseboy duties.

The question now is that,

Is it true that Yayale Ahmed  dey nyash Patience while Retardeen was hailing "Ran ka deede" Do am wellu wellu" "Give her for mouth and back"

Hilary Clinton slapped Jonathan - Is it true?

BEAF is beginning to talk like his Bro GEJ, Both daft, Just that GEJ is even more stupwid

dayokanu:

This is not a question.

It is a known fact that Retardeen Jonathan was abused by Turai Yar'Adua.

He was in charge of cleaning, cooking, pant washing and general houseboy duties.

The question now is that,

Is it true that Yayale Ahmed  dey nyash Patience while Retardeen was hailing "Ran ka deede" Do am wellu wellu" "Give her for mouth and back"

i dey seminar o o o. no set me up  

dayokanu:

Yes we are now convinced its true.

Can you answer the part in bold?

The burden of prove is on you!

this belongs to the jokes section.

beaf you too funny sha

oyb:

no she slapped sambo  

Are you sure ? I heard she slapped David Mark and Tambuwal at the same time with a matrix-style movement of her wrist !!!

Anyim take inside that too

Is it true that Beaf hasn't paid a lot of the boys who were spreading propaganda for the PDP and GEJ during the Presidential election campaign and that boys are not smiling at all?

I have it on good authority that this incident actually occurred but the facts are not fully known to the internet public until yesterday after discussing with a PA (Personal Asslicker) to GEJ   on the matter. He offered some insight he had gathered from a presentation

At exactly 2:85 AM (Unholy hours of the twilight morning) in an undisclosed location on Bourdillion Road Ikoyi, elders of the ACN Committee on Step-down Now and Candidate-Imposition Process sat for a review of the composition of public positions in ACN states and the calculation of IGR (Instant Groove Revenue) from all ACN states. Having proposed a list of candidates for key positions from KAI Privates, Special Assistants all the way to Commissioners. Mr Rauf Aregbesola counter-proposed Fashola's list stating that it was composed of Non-indigent Yoruba with questionable claims to their Lagos origins. The 1-eyed Oracle was immediately agitated by the comment (as he adjusted his make-believe AWO-spectacles) but proceedings continued. Mr Rauf Aregbesola countered that the composition clearly was not Governance-friendly as most were highly-educated professionals with not political loyalties and hardly-visible sycophancy traits as demonstrated by ACN Governors and Political office holders   At this juncture Barrister Ayinde Fashola lowered his gaze towards Mr Rauf Aregbesola and asked him to respect the title of Senior Advocate and immediately apologize in the spirit of Salami. RIP ([b]R[/b]ecovering [b]I[/b]njustice of [b]P[/b]DP). Barrister Kwam1Fashola continued with his presentation without another word to Mr Rauf Aregbesola. This obviously is the highest insult you can render on a Titled man from Osun State. Mr Rauf Aregbesola immediately got up from his seat on the High Table and leaped across the table landing face-flat on the grass lawn. As he lifted his head traumatized grass was visible from his denture as he spat left and right while ACN loyalists tried to help him to his feet. The 1-eyed Oracle was visibly agitated as he stood up to assist his friend Mr Rauf Aregbesola on his assault on Barrister PasumaFashola. As ACN imposition candidates moved towards the Lagos State Governor, The 1-eyed Oracle stood on his left and Mr Rauf Aregbesola stood on his right. for a brief second all was quiet. -- the chaos. The 1-eyed Oracle kicked Fashola in the nuts and knuckled him in the face causing him to stand upright- Mr Rauf Aregbesola spun anti-clockwise landing a dirty Osun-indigene Slap across Barrister KeyamoFashola's face.

This was a true-to-detail account of what happened. at this stage, my GEJ informant slipped into the shadows and proceeded to Park-View Estate to report the matter to Ex-Con Bodde Georgia. This was where I overheard them laughing over the matter and promptly offered my services to Nairaland  

Is it true that Anenih has a secret se-x tape with Retardeen and slapped odechukwu for now blowing him well

What kind of rumour is this? The same way it was strongly rumoured in Yenagoa that a certain cousin of Alamieyeseigha slapped Jonathan when he was the Deputy Governor?

Rascals have taken over.

Pukkah:

What kind of rumour is this? The same way it was strongly rumoured in Yenagoa that a certain cousin of Alamieyeseigha slapped Jonathan when he was the Deputy Governor?

that oneis totally possible, nobe GEJ

Yes, Aregbesola indeed once assaulted Fashola at an Exco meeting, when Fashola brought up the issue of a substantive Commissioner for Works. Aregbesola was still waiting for the tribunal and Court of Appeal Bribes to work their magic for him, and the position of Commissioner for Works was ordered to be left open for him as a fall-back position by their god, Bola Tinubu.

When Fashola raised the issue, Aregbesola slapped him and told him to sit down. Asked him who the hell he thought campaigned for him to win the elections. Fashola did not retaliate, to his credit, and when Amoda Ogunlere saw him later, he tried to placate him: "Mo gbo pe Aregbe gba e loju. Ika ni boy yen o. O da, ma binu, so gbo". Again, to his credit, Fashola DID NOT tell Amoda Ogunlere or send anyone to him. Amoda was either informed by Muiz Banire or Tokunbo Afikuyomi.