ismaeel86:

Among the 99.8%, 80% are over weight while 18% are slim but still have pot belly, 1.8% are suffering from hormonal inbalance. According to a research carried out by a reliable source who choose to remain anonymous, most black females have pot belly due to the following reasons:

1. Attending wedding parties so that they can have free food and drinks. And most of these foods are high in calories and fat contents such as jollof rice and huge slice of beef, small and big stout, pounded yam, amala, chin chin, lacasera and can drinks.

2. Most black females are now heavy drinkers as they are now competing with guys in this act. you can find them in most joint and clubs consuming the liqour and drowning in it like fish.

3. Most African girls have lost their African values and dont like cooking fresh food but instead prefer eating junks such as boli and groundnut, gala and lacasera, and fast food. this is beacuse most of them are now working class and have little time to prepare a good meal.

4. Finally, the african weather is very hot and humid, which makes a lot of people to drink plenty of water. some girls can consume up to 60 litres of water in a day. and the water they consume are not hygenic.

coogar:

i hope you realize we are not talking about camels here.

Mr, Cork:

I apologise. They don’t really have pot bellys. They have lower belly.  Cheers!

ismaeel86:

Among the 99.8%, 80% are over weight while 18% are slim but still have pot belly, 1.8% are suffering from hormonal inbalance. According to a research carried out by a reliable source who choose to remain anonymous, most black females have pot belly due to the following reasons:

1. Attending wedding parties so that they can have free food and drinks. And most of these foods are high in calories and fat contents such as jollof rice and huge slice of beef, small and big stout, pounded yam, amala, chin chin, lacasera and can drinks.

2. Most black females are now heavy drinkers as they are now competing with guys in this act. you can find them in most joint and clubs consuming the liqour and drowning in it like fish.

3. Most African girls have lost their African values and dont like cooking fresh food but instead prefer eating junks such as boli and groundnut, gala and lacasera, and fast food. this is beacuse most of them are now working class and have little time to prepare a good meal.

4. Finally, the african weather is very hot and humid, which makes a lot of people to drink plenty of water. some girls can consume up to 60 litres of water in a day. and the water they consume are not hygenic.

Pure Comedy!

coogar:

i hope you realize we are not talking about camels here.

lol-- No mind am.

Sir, what does working for you as "Siri" entail?

BABE!:

lol-- No mind am.

Sir, what does working for you as "Siri" entail?

coogar:

--body massage.
--office duties.
--bedroom business.

hehehe. Interesting. Errmm, you're gonna pay extra bucks though---  

BABE!:

hehehe. Interesting. Errmm, you're gonna pay extra bucks though---  

ismaeel86:

This is no comedy, it was a research done by some folks at a university in Nassarawa State Nigeria, i came across it on voogle
If na lie make i wear boxer before my jeans

coogar:

of course - 10 times your current pay.
28 days holiday + pension/gratuity.

Good deal. I'm down. 

BABE!:


Good deal. I'm down.