finallybusy:
At first, I thought it was a girl who kept a chicken as a pet. Now, I understand it was a young woman with her sugar daddy. Who cares? Na hotel all those things dey happen on a normal day.

Rebuker:


Ladies generally are very gutsy. Just look at that slim girl and the size of the man with whom she went😩😩😩😩

NFBI:
Wetin God put for that hole wey men no fit stop digging

IvarTheTerrible:


That reminds me of an encounter i had rescuing someone from an inferno back in the days.

I was quietly smoking my marijuana and blasting Bob Marley's songs ...

when i started smelling what was definitely not weed

Thick smoke was billowing from bellow the door next to mine.

I banged my shoulder into the door, crashing in and my left shoulder turned instantly into half-cooked suya.

I saw this girl lying down, crying weakly, all the curtains and the couches were ablaze

Everything i touched seared my palms so i rushed into the bathroom to look for something wet to douse the fire between us.


I wrapped the girl in the towel and i discovered the entrance was aflame and no way out

I took her in my arms, took a running start and crashed through the window facing the street.

There was a loud WHOOSH and the increase of oxygen made the fire roar louder behind us.

While plunging through the air, i remembered to my dismay that........


WE LIVE ON THE 5TH FLOOR!!!

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TO BE CONTINUED...


Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Rebuker:
In Nigeria, a lodge was on fire, and the management was under duress for evacuation. Volunteers started helping to evacuate the lodgers through safe and available means. It reached a particular room upstairs where the lodgers couldn't access any exit, and the only means to get them out was through the windows.

So, the volunteers pulled up a ladder to help the lodgers out of the burning building. Onlookers and helpers were amused by their shocking discovery: the people coming out of the lodge had onlookers screaming…




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiblPkpKfkg