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Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by xynerise: 11:56am On Nov 04, 2011 |
How do you feel in this scenario? . You guys are not married yet |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 12:21pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
I assume my boyfriend and I sleep/have slept together? Guilty I suppose? o.o |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by boneruns(m): 12:32pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
It's hard for a new generation pastor, mostly, an avaricious pastor to preach against fornication. If not, expect members to leave that church. They only preach on whatt can increase their bank accounts by twisting the gospel to their favour. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 12:38pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
^a tad generalising |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
[size=14pt]I dont go to church!. . . [/size] |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by 195(f): 12:55pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
WETIN CONCERN ME I would look at my girl's face and xpect her to look back at mine |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Rocktation(f): 12:57pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
As if we don't hear stories about them pastors everyday. Since †ђξy don't feel embarassed when they preach about what they do/did, why would anybody be embarrased listening τ̅☺ them preach about what they do/did? |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 1:03pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
boneruns:[size=14pt]+100 You next 10 bottles of beer, is on mua!. . . [/size] |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by boneruns(m): 1:13pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
sexkillz:Bros, I can't wait. Please, make sure they are cold. Ship it through Bar beach if you're outta Lagos. I will be waiting at 12 midnight. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by xynerise: 1:23pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
boneruns:you must be a member of celestial church. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 1:54pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
boneruns:[size=14pt]I was told you'll get it by 2:00am. They said that's when the "proper meeting" starts! [/size] |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by slimyem: 2:14pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
happens all the time.everyone just acts like they are innocent. A lot of people have lost the guilt in their concience. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by freecocoa(f): 2:40pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Na today? |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Emmxyl(m): 2:48pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
@190, you are very funny, Well, I will do the same o! |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by 195(f): 3:37pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
Emmxyl: |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by lonamy: 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
boneruns: @boneruns I support this your view. It is well said. I expect views from people like "Pastor JoAgbaje". |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 5:07pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
It's hard for a new generation pastor, mostly, an avaricious pastor to preach against fornication. If not, expect members to leave that church. They only preach on whatt can increase their bank accounts by twisting the gospel to their favour |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by sexsinners(m): 10:16pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
nigeria is doomed, not one person here feels guilty for their sins. that's why only old ppl come to my fathers church |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by sexsinners(m): 10:17pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
i should probably get a hot girl so that i can get more youth to come to church. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by pendo89(f): 10:36pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
sexsinners: sexsinners: now you. read all ur threads and see how crazy u sound. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Natasha2(f): 11:22pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
sexsinners:^^hahahahahahaha its deeper life right |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Nobody: 7:19am On Nov 07, 2011 |
i go tell the pastor make im go siddon one side.no be some of these pastors wey dey yansh married women under the guise of giving them anionting? abeg make we hear word jor |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by HISchild: 8:48am On Nov 07, 2011 |
“Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.” - Hebrews 13:4 |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Naledi14(f): 9:25am On Nov 07, 2011 |
I for one feel so guilty these days i dont even know whats wrong with me plus my bf is a god fearing man attends every sunday. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by HISchild: 1:43pm On Nov 07, 2011 |
@Naledi14, its not about any physical church, congregation or pastor, but rather about one's personal relationship with and reconciliation back to GOD through HIMSELF in the Person of The Lord JESUS CHRIST by grace alone (not works). The Lord JESUS CHRIST says: "If ye love me, keep my commandments." - Joh_14:15. "If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love." - John 15:10 "He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him." - 1 John 2:4 Thus, by HIS grace and strength, we keep HIS commandments “Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but GOD shall destroy both it and Them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.”- 1 Corinthians 6:13. So friend, "Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus." - Phil 4:6 - "I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me." - Phil 4:13 =========== "Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry: For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience:"-Col 3:5-6 |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by InkedNerd(f): 12:39am On Nov 08, 2011 |
I don't have a dude but I've never felt guilty or uneasy about a pastor or religious figure preaching about fornication. |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Barrywhite8620: 12:54am On Nov 08, 2011 |
Inked_Nerd: wat re u wairing 4 ma dear? |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by InkedNerd(f): 12:59am On Nov 08, 2011 |
Barrywhite8620: Huh? |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by lifestyle1(m): 1:05am On Nov 08, 2011 |
I will pray for forgiveness |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by birdman(m): 7:38am On Nov 08, 2011 |
I stopped worrying about that a long time ago. I know there is 90% chance the pastor is a hypocrite, and God hasnt struck him dead. I have nothing to worry about |
Re: Your Pastor Is Preaching Against Fornication & U Are Sitting Next 2 Ur Gal In Church. Lol by Ranoscky(m): 8:25am On Nov 08, 2011 |
BONE!!! But guilty, inside! |
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