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Holly Gram


1, If u are thinking of buying a gift for a girl on VALENTINE ( U never mature)

2, If u don’t do either of this too, ALCOHOL OR SMOKING. (U still be premature)

3, if u are a SIMP. (Na premature + MuMu u be)


Make I stop here make other people chuk mouth for the mattress..

Me I one enter ASHAWO house this morning.


LITE UP my WEEED in peace


WTF MAN!

DAMN!! Mah Man!!! If you are yet to bleep Ashawo, you're still a boy.

If you're not always high on weed or alcohol....mehn you're not matured....currently sipping my action bitters and reasoning a fresh p**sy to bang

If you still dey love for this period.you never mature

You can't be yourself
Dey do like woman

If you think a Nigerian woman can love you unconditionally for who you are rather what you are, your mumu still has a long way to go,abobi, go and hustle and leave opening threads on woman matter, that gender na for the money.

Waiting for your children to grow and feed you and train themselves in school.

If he asks this type of question the op is asking.

Lol see this one. I no want talk. That's never a sign of a grown up man. Having sex with a prostitute is not everybody kind of thing.

What about guys that move from relationship to another does it mean ashawo get papers to give?

JustPowerApps:
DAMN!! Ma Man!!! If you are yet to bleep Ashawo, you are not man yet. You're still a boy.

> Talk too much.
> Being competitive.
> Show off.
> Easily influenced by peer group.
> Being Judgemental.
> You wan smoke, drink, take drugs, draw tattoos and pierce ear so that the society go know say you be bad boy but deep down your body no fit take these substances, lol.
> Lack of street OT.
> Eating junks.
> Not able to overlook some issues, you wanna complain/nag all the time.

Etc.

listen to shallipopi

A Guy Without Purposes or Understanding of
Why He Needs to Be a Man hasn't Matured !

A Guy Without Due Understanding of "Life & Livelihoods" Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Yet to Know "God" or Stand Against "God" or Denied "God" Can Never-Ever Be Matured even if he has Sense ... He ain't Matured.... The Day You meet people with Sense & God, You are Done !

A Guy Competing With Ladies/Women/Girls in the name of Redpillers hasn't Matured

A Guy not Managing a Woman/Women Appropriately has not Matured ....

A Guy not Raising Kids Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Without Real Sources of Income hasn't Matured ...

A Guy That's not Facing Realities Hasn't Matured

A Guy That Can't Look at His Demons in The Eyes & Look at His Families Demons in The Eyes Including The Societal Demons & Fvcked all of Them Together Hasn't Matured ... Na Inside Bondage You Go Wrecked ...

A Guy Without Understanding of Politics, Economics & Governments Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Staying with Folks Can Never-Ever Be Matured ....

A Guy That's Never-Ever Enter Street Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy That's not having Sexual Intercourse hasn't Matured

A Guy Who Never Give Woman Belle Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Who give woman belle and Run Away Hasn't Mature ....

A Guy Who is Irresponsible Hasn't Mature ...

A Guy That Derives Strength/Powers from Alcohol, Weed or Jazz Hasn't Mature... Your Body Go tell You Later .. U no fit Wine Jesus, Mohammed & God at the same time ....

A Guy That Relies On Daddy G. O. can Never-Ever Be Matured ....

A Guy Being Controlled By Women Whether in His Families or Street Can Never-Ever Be Matured ...

A Guy who is a Goto for Girls to have sex is Never-Ever Matured ....

A Guy Being Manipulated By Fellow Men Hasn't Matured ....

Wen he is still busy chasing love ND begging a liability to come into his life to com and enjoy herself oo😐

Wen he is still busy training some1 daughter to school forgetting dat she will graduate,, come out and outgrow him😐😐😐😐 training ur girlfriend in school is an Investment of no Profit Return,,,, u better use de money to rear pigs after 6 months u will be raking in profits.....

P.O.V: some simps just saw dis message but will turn blind eye coz dey think dere girlfriend is different untile dey learn de hard way😐😐

When he is alive and online hating women because he can't have their attentions or keep them.

DonroxyII:
A Guy Without Purposes or Understanding of
Why He Needs to Be a Man hasn't Matured !

A Guy Without Due Understanding of "Life & Livelihoods" Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Yet to Know "God" or Stand Against "God" or Denied "God" Can Never-Ever Be Matured even if he has Sense ... He ain't Matured.... The Day You meet people with Sense & God, You are Done !

A Guy Competing With Ladies/Women/Girls in the name of Redpillers hasn't Matured

A Guy not Managing a Woman/Women Appropriately has not Matured ....

A Guy not Raising Kids Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Without Real Sources of Income hasn't Matured ...

A Guy Without Understanding of Politics, Economics & Governments Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Staying with Folks Can Never-Ever Be Matured ....

A Guy That's Never-Ever Enter Street Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Who Never Give Woman Belle Hasn't Matured ....

A Guy Who give woman belle and Run Away Hasn't Mature ....

A Guy Who is Irresponsible Hasn't Mature ...

A Guy That Derives Strength/Powers from Alcohol, Weed or Jazz Hasn't Mature... Your Body Go tell You Later .. U no fit Wine Jesus, Mohammed & God at the same time ....

A Guy That Relies On Daddy G. O. can Never-Ever Be Matured ....

A Guy Being Controlled By Women Whether in His Families or Street Can Never-Ever Be Matured ...

A Guy who is a Goto for Girls to have sex is Never-Ever Matured ....

A Guy Being Manipulated By Fellow Men Hasn't Matured ....

So if i decide that I don't want wife and children wahala i'm not matured abi?

If i wozz you slap eh

Uchesis:

So if i decide that I don't want wife and children wahala i'm not matured abi?

If i wozz you slap eh

Ya Papa Left Nyansh There ... Olori Pelebe ... Go Marry .. Answer Nature Call ... U dey fear to carry Responsibilities of Women & Children ... U like ya life as e single... Tufia.. U immature 😒

Go & Mally ... See ihm black Dirty Nyansh ..

1. A man who puts a woman on a pedestal

2. A man who uses money to buy a woman's attention

3. A man who never prioritizes his own life as being a King!!

4. A man who fails to develop himself mentally, physically, financially and socially but thinks everything is owed him.

5. A man who never realizes that men are not loved unconditionally, and his true value is due to what society expects him to provide. No one gives a fuq about his happiness or welfare. He is nothing but a mudafucking tool to be used.

6. Points 1-5 again and again. Engrave them in your hearts.

luminouz:
1. A man who puts a woman on a pedestal

2. A man who uses money to buy a woman's attention

3. A man who never prioritizes his own life as being a King!!

4. A man who fails to develop himself mentally, physically, financially and socially but thinks everything is owed him.

5. A man who never realizes that men are not loved unconditionally, and his true value is due to what society expects him to provide. No one gives a fuq about his happiness or welfare. He is nothing but a mudafucking tool to be used.

6. Points 1-5 again and again. Engrave them in your hearts.

💯

luminouz:
1. A man who puts a woman on a pedestal

2. A man who uses money to buy a woman's attention

3. A man who never prioritizes his own life as being a King!!

4. A man who fails to develop himself mentally, physically, financially and socially but thinks everything is owed him.

5. A man who never realizes that men are not loved unconditionally, and his true value is due to what society expects him to provide. No one gives a fuq about his happiness or welfare. He is nothing but a mudafucking tool to be used.

6. Points 1-5 again and again. Engrave them in your hearts.

Thanks for this, sometimes I keep forgetting , truly no one gives a fcvk

If you don’t have control over your sexual urge, you are not matured


If you kiss and tell

If you allow other peoples opinions influence you

A guy with no pubic hair is not matured

Don’t know what Nairaland woulda done without Twitter(X) .

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luminouz:
1. A man who puts a woman on a pedestal

2. A man who uses money to buy a woman's attention

3. A man who never prioritizes his own life as being a King!!

4. A man who fails to develop himself mentally, physically, financially and socially but thinks everything is owed him.

5. A man who never realizes that men are not loved unconditionally, and his true value is due to what society expects him to provide. No one gives a fuq about his happiness or welfare. He is nothing but a mudafucking tool to be used.

6. Points 1-5 again and again. Engrave them in your hearts.

Experienced yeah?
But hope you practice not just fast to type?
Keep it 💯 always gee.

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Yes Daddy

JustPowerApps:
DAMN!! Mah Man!!! If you are yet to bleep Ashawo, you're still a boy.

wetin dey give u maturity 4 ashawo?, na de yansh abi na wetin abeg!

If he drinks and smoke

Always know that when a lady says your immature....she's definitely trying to shape u into the type of mumu she wants...



So forget being mature or not... simply be yourself!!!

Chingyyy878:
Let’s have it 😂

Check is penis, if there's no hair there, then he's no mature🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If his left scrotum is bigger than the right scrotum