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Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by mrwils(m): 7:50pm On Nov 25, 2011
For Single Guys Only

Here are few tips to have a Merry Xmas and make it to 2012 financially healthy.
1. Flee from Persons with feminine appearances, except thy Mum.
2. Thou shall not make up with Ex-Babes, avoid their calls, pleas from their Best Friends, Pastors, Imams, Parents especially their Mums.
3. Thou shall not smile to Ladies you meet in the Banks, Shopping Malls and other Public Places where money changes hands.
4. Thou shall not keep a straight face when in a public transport; Thou shall not laugh at jokes especially if told by a Feminine Personality beside you.
5. Thou shall not plead, run after or solicit to have her back if she walks away from you angrily, just believe in the saying
"Agaracha must come back".
6. For those whose girl friends are so smart not to pick up quarrels with you; hmmm, try the 'first to complain method'. Complain about every single thing you can think of, Boko-Haram, GEJ, EFCC, Salty Food, Pressure from work, Economy, Subsidy Removal, Missing Remote Control (hide it if you can). Something must get her upset to start an early Xmas quarrel.

With these tips, you will not spend beyond your means, or get broke come 2012. Merry Xmas in Advance
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 25, 2011
[size=14pt]4WD Bullshit, with Auxiliary Gear!. . .[/size]
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Mynd44: 7:57pm On Nov 25, 2011
Typical example of a broke Lagos guy
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Yorisb: 7:59pm On Nov 25, 2011
Thanks OP. Lol
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Goldieluks: 7:59pm On Nov 25, 2011
Diary of a broke Nigerian boy.
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by freecocoa(f): 8:00pm On Nov 25, 2011
Imagine this broke*as*s nigga,mscheeeew. A real dude will ask a lady to give him her xmas list and you are here compiling trash,btw not all women need a man for xmas shopping,get that into your thick skull.
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Mynd44: 8:04pm On Nov 25, 2011
Broke guys on rampage
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Goldieluks: 8:07pm On Nov 25, 2011
they are virtually on the loose^^
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Yorisb: 8:24pm On Nov 25, 2011
freecocoa:

Imagine this broke*as*s nigga,mscheeeew. [b]A real dude will ask a lady to give him her xmas list [/b]and you are here compiling trash,btw not all women need a man for xmas shopping,get that into your thick skull.

Your ID musta been hacked. . .SEEMINGLY! undecided
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by sexlog(m): 10:31pm On Nov 25, 2011
Cant stop laughing.
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by bekay911(f): 8:37am On Nov 26, 2011
Ebere emegbuelam nwa mmadu
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Mynd44: 8:45am On Nov 26, 2011
@OP, get a JOB!!!!
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by richy5(m): 5:47pm On Nov 26, 2011
I get one hear if you gat interest sha ,una wirte to this email babad95@gmail.com
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Mynd44: 6:08pm On Nov 26, 2011
^
Another Yahoo boy
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by ITbomb(m): 6:10pm On Nov 26, 2011
hiding the remote and pick quarrel over it? Sounds like a good idea
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Mynd44: 6:14pm On Nov 26, 2011
^
I don't know who is dumber, the OP or the person who is inluenced by him
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by richy5(m): 7:19pm On Nov 26, 2011
@mynd you be mumu.
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by Mynd44: 8:51pm On Nov 26, 2011
^
And you are what?
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by 195(f): 10:53pm On Nov 26, 2011
Kinda true dou smiley
Re: Useful Tip For Sustainance This Xmas by cynthiafred67(f): 1:14am On Nov 28, 2011
Mynd_44:

Typical example of a broke Lagos guy

^^^ u are so right

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