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Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 11:12pm On Nov 27, 2011
What is the best method of dumping a partner without him/her getting angry and doing something drastic?.  The language used and the way it is used matters a lot in this case. Do you normally use English/pidgin or vernacular to dump him/her?. What about the mode of dumping? By text message, FB, phone call, face to face[in your domain sha]?. Discuss.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by freecocoa(f): 11:18pm On Nov 27, 2011
How can you "dump" someone without the person getting angry?you should use a more appropriate word,nothing good comes from dumping someone,it must end bitterly.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by MrsChima1(f): 11:24pm On Nov 27, 2011
Man: I fathered a child by another woman
Woman: I bleeped your best friend
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Mynd44: 12:43am On Nov 28, 2011
Both: I discovered that I have contracted AIDS.
No long thing
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 1:23am On Nov 28, 2011
freecocoa:

How can you "dump" someone without the person getting angry?you should use a more appropriate word,nothing good comes from dumping someone,it must end bitterly.

Some people do take life easy and if you dump them, they just quietly move on.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Nobody: 2:13am On Nov 28, 2011
LOL i asked my co-worker and he said "just stop calling!"  grin grin

Mrs, Chima:

Man: I fathered a child by another woman
Woman: I bleeped your best friend


LOL! the op meant, how to end a RELATIONSHIP, not commit suicide!! grin grin
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by tellwisdom: 2:27am On Nov 28, 2011
No secX fr 5months angry. And if she asks, why?? You tell her, I KNW DEY GBADUN U AGAIN angry angry
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 2:32am On Nov 28, 2011
Like mrs omomwokpokpo, tell her she not very alive in the bedroom
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 5:56am On Nov 28, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

Like mrs omomwokpokpo, tell her she not very alive in the bedroom

What if she promises to become alive again?
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Ranoscky(m): 6:13am On Nov 28, 2011
Boyfriend: Am in a secrete cult, and I was asked to bring som1 I love soo much for sacrifice.

Girlfriend: Ehnn??? shocked. . . NOT ME, ABEG! Packs up her bag and leave WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Exponental(m): 8:18am On Nov 28, 2011
Talk it over wit d other, explaining things dat aint workin.
The other will later appreciate it rather dan avoiding.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 12:21pm On Nov 28, 2011
Exponental:

Talk it over wit d other, explaining things dat aint workin.
The other will later appreciate it rather dan avoiding.

Some men are plain crazy. Try talking it over with them may also mean deep frying your head that day.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Nobody: 12:29pm On Nov 28, 2011
my life would have made more sense without u in it
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by daisy28: 12:43pm On Nov 28, 2011
stop al forms of communication
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Flashaldrin(m): 12:48pm On Nov 28, 2011
well it depends on your reasons for breaking up (not dumping). angry angry
if they are reasonable enough and are irreparable, then you should have a physical chat with him/her and tell them about it.
if they promise to change then its left to you to accept or tell them that its not amendable. make it crystal clear that your mind is made and that begging is a waste of time.
After that I'm sure they'll go buy you a drink for being so mature. cool cool
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by iice(f): 2:34pm On Nov 28, 2011
Talk it over. The precise reasons.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by MrsChima1(f): 3:32pm On Nov 28, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

LOL i asked my co-worker and he said "just stop calling!"  grin grin


LOL! the op meant, how to end a RELATIONSHIP, not commit suicide!! grin grin

But it works! So I have heard! lipsrsealed
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 7:05pm On Nov 28, 2011
tiniyata:

my life would have made more sense without u in it
lol, i like this punch line
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 9:17pm On Nov 28, 2011
iice:

Talk it over.  The precise reasons.

Isn't that where the crying and abeg don't leave me begins?
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by iice(f): 3:07pm On Nov 29, 2011
aloy/emeka:

Isn't that where the crying and abeg don't leave me begins?

lol
Na the cryer problem be that.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 12:57am On Dec 01, 2011
iice, You are very mean to men o. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by dayokanu(m): 1:00am On Dec 01, 2011
Just tell her

I am begining to find aloy-emeka sexier than you
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 2:33am On Dec 01, 2011
So you cried when iice dumped you and she didn't give a rats behind?. She is very cold heart-ed o.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Nobody: 5:18am On Dec 01, 2011
Have them watch this video. They'll get the message.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7kVImsnyQU[/flash]
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by obowunmi(m): 5:44am On Dec 01, 2011
Commot her from your facebook, twitter, then just change your number.
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by aloyemeka1: 11:38pm On Dec 01, 2011
obowunmi:

Commot her from your facebook, twitter, then just change your number.



What if she's not into facebook or twitter?
Re: Best Way/s To Dump A Lover? by Nobody: 12:50am On Dec 02, 2011
has anyone seen the video where the wifey gives a fake lottery ticket to her husband, the guy thinks he has won and therefore immediately call his boss to tell him to bleep off with his lame job, then the wifey tries to stop him but he tells his wifey that now that he is a millionaire he can tell her the truth and tells her he hates her guts, and was miserable with her etc and that ITS OVER. . . . . . . . . . only for the wife to tell him (while crying) that the tickets is fake. PRICELESS!!!

if there is a LAME way to dump your lover, then that must be it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQAaeY0DsgI

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