See wetin person post ooo, i agree with like 5 sha, funny anyway
wat do u think?

http://i2sabi.com/2011/11/10-characteristics-of-the-perfect-spouse

Check Out number one

1.The Perfect spouse understands the Importance of not starting conversations during a Manchester United Match about; her weight, her back-stabbing friends, or how much spice to put in the Indomie noodles,




I would post the rest but this nairaland bot will ban me,
Visit the link above to read it all,
Enjoy ooo

10 Characteristics of the Perfect Spouse

1.The Perfect spouse understands the Importance of not starting conversations during a Manchester United Match about; her weight, her back-stabbing friends, or how much spice to put in the Indomie noodles.
2.Understands that everyman has a special place in his head called ‘the nothing zone’. The nothing zone is that our mind is at when she asks; “baby what’s wrong, ANS: Nothing!” Or “What are you thinking about” “why are you so quiet today” The answer is usually nothing. It just means our mind is preoccupied with some of the more vain and unreliable realities of a man’s life; New car, More money, House rent, etc.
3. Understands a man’s sexual urge is akin to a baby’s urge to suck Boobies. We simply cannot conform to a time schedule.
4.Knows that whenever there is a sporting event, we have to always be on the same team. It doesn’t matter if your family has been supporting the opposing team for 10 generations, No snitching!!
5.Is a ‘missionary’ who is not afraid to ‘ride horse’ and will let me ‘teach her how to the doggy’ *wink wink*
6.Doesn’t make light of touchy and sensitive subjects like your receding hairline, your wayward waistline etc
7.Blessed is she who can cook a mean Egusi soup. She shall inherit her man’s heart
8.Is small enough to cuddle but big enough to squeeze.
9.Knows which of her friends I like, the ones I find entertaining and the ones that are downright annoying and displeasing to the eyes and thus makes concentrated efforts to make sure our paths rarely cross.
10.Knows I would take a bullet for her, so she does everything in her power to avoid such a situation.

Omo the thing make sense die

Skii:


7.Blessed is she who can cook a mean Egusi soup. She shall inherit her man’s heart

LMAO, MAN MUST WACK OOOO

Ladies una notice number 3?

Wen we want it, we want it oooo

Nonsense list.

^^^
No one expected you to think otherwise

rokiatu:

Nonsense list.

And what else would you expect on our list?, Trust me, stick with this, dude's gonna stick with u

Hmmm cant support his team no matter wat

damseremie:
And what else would you expect on our list?, Trust me, stick with this, dude's gonna stick with u

I don't need a bull shiit list to follow for a man to stick with me, I will just be myself.

Mynd_44:

^^^
No one expected you to think otherwise

What I think is non of your business.

And many of these dumb arse Nairaland boys wonder why they are STILL single.

Mrs, Chima:

And many of these dumb arse Nairaland boys wonder why they are STILL single.

LMAO

Skii:

10.Knows I would take a bullet for her, so she does everything in her power to avoid such a situation.

Lol.

kai, see battle ooo, while the guys are clearly enjoying this, some ladies dey carry this matter for head oooo,
it's almost like they've already experienced situations proving how true this list and they didnt like it and are now angry with the reality and truth of it,

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