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How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Njgirl1: 3:38pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
JANDITE on nl romance section. 1Dont announce that u are a jandite in every thread, it makes it obvious that u are lying 2 Dont nland daily, d country u claim to be in should have their own social network 3 Be cultured, dont be rude to d ladies, we expect jandites 2 be exposed hence ethical and gentlemanly 4 Dont practice oyibo worship, this makes us view u as timid and unexposed, besides a real jandite shld have faced racism and so shld do opposite of oyibo worship. 5 Dont put up countless threads dissing 9ja gals, it makes it obvious dat u re home based , unemployed and frustrated. 6 Dont talk too much cos in d process u will betray ur secret, form ajebuta and dont make lame cumbacks when dissed , try to act cool and be a jerk at times. 7 Once in a while , drop news from d country u live in, u aint there we know but thats what google is 4. 8 If u are a fake jandite and u ve broken all dz rules, it aint too late, get a new nl identity and practice d above. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Wislet(f): 3:47pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
LOL. Girl u wicked |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by amuukwu1(m): 3:48pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Are u referring to Mr C0rk? |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Nobody: 4:05pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
hmmn!
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Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Njgirl1: 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
i should have put up ds post earlier, blue font red font and pidgin english dudes have broken all d rules too bad we already know their claims are false |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrCork17: 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
NJ. errmm sweeery. I swaaar am related to Snooop dog. pls cAN WE nYaSh? please |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by freecocoa(f): 6:32pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Nj killz,how you today? Not sparing them boys I see,me likey. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrsChima1(f): 6:37pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Damn NJ girl! It is nice to see a chatter isn't falling for "follow around just to be liked" bullshit. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Njgirl1: 7:14pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
freecocoa:i m fyn my sister. How was ur weekend? How i go spare them, pikin wey say im mama no go sleep, how im self go sleep. @ cork ur way of tanking me 4 teaching u how to fake jand well is to nyash ur head. Run b4 ur sugarmum catches u hitting on a younga woman, she will change her mind about greencard if she does. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrsChima1(f): 7:20pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
LMAO |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by bekay911(f): 7:22pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
pls i need a weekend treat from you Just handle mr cork for moi.and return him in pieces. Tnx in advance. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrCork17: 7:29pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
bekay911: *****sounds like Bakery is back from the farm ***** |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by bekay911(f): 7:31pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
Emmm are u talkin to moi ondo peckam |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Nobody: 7:43pm On Dec 11, 2011 |
LMAO! |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by ArQueBusieR(m): 12:27am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Absurd! Why would/should anybody falsify their location. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by r231(m): 12:29am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by 195(f): 12:31am On Dec 12, 2011 |
NJ girl - my 16th wife |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by ArQueBusieR(m): 12:35am On Dec 12, 2011 |
190_@:17th! You no sabi count again?! |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by coogar: 12:35am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Nj girl: |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by 195(f): 12:41am On Dec 12, 2011 |
ArQueBusieR: - who come be 16 ni? |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Jenifa1: 1:02am On Dec 12, 2011 |
I love your sense of humor |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrCork17: 1:09am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Jenifa_: loooooong hissssss |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Jenifa1: 1:12am On Dec 12, 2011 |
follow the rules abeg. or are you one of the fake jandites? |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrCork17: 1:18am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Jenifa_: rules? which rules? sweeery. NJ Gyal is just lookin for husband. by the way Am from London! |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Jenifa1: 1:26am On Dec 12, 2011 |
right. so why are you always rude to nigerian women? your mother must have wronged you horribly. not so? |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by ThoniaSlim(f): 10:33am On Dec 12, 2011 |
lolzzzzzz |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Goldieluks: 10:43am On Dec 12, 2011 |
Lefu and cork shey una dey hear. |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by ArQueBusieR(m): 5:20pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
190_@:See this man o. Na me marry them? |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by MrCork17: 5:25pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
****puts on Boxing gloves & shoulder pads: waitin for NJ Gyal ***** |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by freecocoa(f): 5:30pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
@Nj girl,my weekend was great,hope you are good?honey don't spare them at all,I'm willing to help,we'll definitely[b] KILL THEM ALL. [/b] |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by Goldieluks: 5:41pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
freecocoa: |
Re: How To Keep Ur Cool And Fool Them Even When U Re A Fake; by bigprick(m): 6:13pm On Dec 12, 2011 |
freecocoa:stop watching spatacus |
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