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Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bunmioguns(m): 5:05am On Feb 04, 2012 |
All d jokes here are not funny @ all, they are as dry as Bin Brain 1 Like |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 12:45pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
^^^^ okay!! thanks. |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 4:26pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
VERY SILLY QUESTIONS WITH APPROPRIATE REPLIES 1. How are you?- - - -Are you a doctor? 2. Are you awake?- - - -I am dreaming, ediot! 3. Are you back?- - -I am front 4. Are you alright?- - - -I am all left. 5.What is the matter?- - -Matter is anything that has mass and can occupy space 6.Why me?- - -You want your papa instead? 7.Are you crying?- - -No, i am coming with my eyes, goat! 8.Who do you think you are?- - -Your faada! 9.What do you take me for?- - -Mrs patience Jonathan 10.Do you love me?- - -I dey craze? 11.Where have you been?- - -When did you join the police? 12.is that your car?- - -Na my wheelbarrow 13.Will you marry me?- - -Allah forbid! 14.How far now?- - -i nor dey time my life 15.Are you sure?- - -I am Nivea!!! NONSENSE!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bunmioguns(m): 6:22pm On Feb 04, 2012 |
how come na only u dey laff for dis thread, make I help you a lil EEDIOT FOOL |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by sutoboy(m): 1:32am On Feb 05, 2012 |
smile e sweet joor |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2012 |
^^^^
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Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by Nobody: 7:39pm On Feb 06, 2012 |
Omo d docta n d man with 5 pikin 2 sweet. I laff nearly miscarriage |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 7:43pm On Feb 06, 2012 |
^^^ Tak heart, take heart my king!!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 7:50pm On Feb 06, 2012 |
SUTOBOY THIS WAS A JAMB Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? A: his last battle Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed? A: at the bottom of the page. Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A : liquid Q4: What is the main reason for failure? A: exams Q5: What is the main reason for divorce? A: Marriage Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Lunch & dinner Q7: What looks like half an apple? A: the other half Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? A: it will simply become wet Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping? A: No problem, he sleeps only at night. Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have? A: very large hands. Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A: No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 6:41pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
EKEROYAL AND THE STAMMERER Ekeroyal was in warri for the first time and was hard pressed to empty his bowels. He didnt know where public toilet was and didnt know anybody too but was lucky to come across a good sammaritan.The following ensued between them; Ekeroyal: Please sah!, can you direct me to the nearest public toillet? Good sammaritan: Ye- ye--ye- -yes!!,wal- -wal walk straight to- to to oto to - -the the the th the-the blu- blu- blu- blue- -blue kior- kiooooor- - -kiosk(whistles) in in - -fro- -froooor fro front of the the bi --bi bibii ---bii biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii big tree on on on-on your your your ler- -lerr- -leerrr. . . . . . Ekeroyal:Thank you Good sammaritan:wh- -wh ----whaa whaaaaa why? Ekeroyal:i don finish!! all i need now is water to wash myself houseflies paraded on the scene immediately. and the good sammaritan fainted!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 2:40pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
CHEI Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 2:45pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
YO MOMMA Yo mamma’s so fat, when she goes to take a swim the whales join her singing “We are family!” Yo mamma’s so fat, when people forget her name they shout “Two and a half men” Yo Momma’s so fat, you need to help her open her eyelids. Yo Momma’s so fat, when she seen her feet in the mirror she asked who was down there. Yo Momma’s so ugly, that when the zombies attacked they asked her to be their leader. Yo momma’s so poor when she picked up a can from the garbage truck she told you you’ve got a new home. Yo Momma is so fat, she was blocking the sun when God said “Let there be light” Yo Momma is so stupid, she missed the ground when she threw a rock at it. Yo Momma i so dumb, she went to the police to complain a stationary car hit her. |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 2:54pm On Feb 11, 2012 |
BAD OLD MEN Three old men climbed to the top of a ladder where they were met by a genie who said "As you return back down , whatever you shout, you will land into". First man goes " Beeeer" as he descends. "Braaandy" shouted the second man. The third man quite excitedely shouted "Weeeeeeeeeeee". |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 7:07pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
TYPES OF WOMEN We notice some men doesn't know the category their women fall in and we've brought you the Four Basic types of Women, we believe your partner will fall into one of this below: 1. Asmathic - aah, aah, aah,, 2. Religious - oh my God, ooooh Lord, 3. Obedient - yes, yes, oooh yes, 4. Aggressive - bleep me, bleep me, oh bleep me more, ! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by sutoboy(m): 11:11pm On Feb 13, 2012 |
abeg remind me ur ward again! i don forget! na ward 2? |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 4:48pm On Feb 16, 2012 |
SMART BIN IT was a very hot afternoon and i was very hungry. I checked my wallet, and was left with just 30 naira. i went to the eatery, where i ordered for fufu and bitter leaf soup. Na him the waitress come dey ask me say na which kind meat i wan buy? I had no money, so had to play smart. i ask am " you get tiger meat for dia?" she said no! "you get elephant?" she said no! "ooooooh!, which kind yeye be this, i beg u nor get tortoise too?" she said no! " you get okro?" she said yes!! "abeg, abeg, dash me small okro make i go" wisdom be that!!!!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 3:20pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
2 BOYS Two boys were fighting, and one died!!! u nor go laugh? |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bunmioguns(m): 3:25pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 3:40pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
bunmi, what is the meaning of those emoticons? |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 3:47pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
CHILDREN OF IZRAEL In a sunday school class one sunday morning,after a very interesting topic,the teacher asked,"any question?"a little warri boy,Akpos raised up his hand looking very confused, Aunty: what is your question Akpos? Boy: Aunty,you said the children of Israel escaped from egypt? Aunty: yes Boy:the children of Israel also crossed the red sea Aunty:good, Boy: the children of Israel also sinned against God Aunty: yea Boy: the children of Israel pull down the mighty wall of jericho? Aunty: what exactly is your question Akpos!!! Boy: aunty, when the children of Israel were doing all these, where were the adults? |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bunmioguns(m): 3:52pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
No let dis NPJC members make jest of us dt we r copying jokes, cos kellynoah jst post d joke above me |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ i am not aware oooooo!!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bunmioguns(m): 4:34pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
Ok am sorry My President, hope av nt offended you |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 4:47pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
^^^ i am not offended, u only scared me!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by Lucario007(m): 8:29pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
U TOO MUCH! UP PROJAN! gbagbolosophy! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 8:46pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
thanks lucario, up projan!!! |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 12:27pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
SUNDAY SCHOOL A LITTLE BOY WAS ASKED IN A SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS THAT WHY DID ARON MOLDED O GOLDEN CALF FOR ISRAEL TO WORSHIP INSTEAD OF THE WORSHIP OF THE LIVING GOD. THE BOY STOOD UP TO ANSWER THAT THE GOLD THEY HAD WAS NOT ENOUGH TO MOLD GOLDEN COW THAT WAS WHY THEY WENT FOR LESSER IMAGE OF CALF |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 2:57pm On Feb 18, 2012 |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 5:46pm On Feb 20, 2012 |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by bingbagbo(m): 5:49pm On Feb 24, 2012 |
;DK[b]EPT LAFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!![/b] A man was chatting with his friend on BB. He suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside him in the taxi was reading their conversation. Since he did not want to embarrass the intruder, he decided to change the topic of the chat and he wrote, "abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the bombs explode becos there is terrible traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We ve less than 3mins for the bomb to go off, bye and take care of my children as agreed." The intruder quickly opened the taxi door and jumped. |
Re: The Total Bin Xperience. . . .gbagbolosophy! by Lucario007(m): 12:13am On Feb 25, 2012 |
haha, dat last one is so funny! |
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