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Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:12am On Dec 29, 2011 |
i was looking through channlestv for a transcript of the embarrassing media chat, something that will make it clear that Okogie knows exactly what he is talking about as per our confused government. can't find one. guess channles doesn't want the sharp end of the stick for highlighting gej's clulessness i did find this, though http://channelstv.com/global/news_details.php?nid=30763&cat=Local President Goodluck Jonathan has once again provided assurances that the removal of fuel subsidy will not only tackle the rate of corruption in the oil sector, it will also generate job opportunities for the teeming unemployed Nigerian population. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:14am On Dec 29, 2011 |
He further explained that the new function of the NNPC for the time being will be to concentrate on building the nation’s oil reserves, which he revealed were woefully low. can someone explain this to me in layman's terms? or am i right in assuming this is another bit of bizarre incoherence from our president ? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:16am On Dec 29, 2011 |
other interesting tidbit? Jonathan said the exercise will ensure that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, is kept out of the business of marketing petroleum products and made to focus on its regulatory role in the oil sector. is he telling us that all those NNPC stations across the nation will be scrapped? will the NNPC depots be privatised? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by werepeLeri: 7:17am On Dec 29, 2011 |
LOL - an expert is a person who has made more mistakes than anybody else . . . So, I think from your own words - GEJ is an expert. What is incoherent in saying there is no reserve or that the reserve will last only 55 days? I think it is you who is being in coherent though. LOL - sad. Your hatred for GEJ is giving you high BP early in the morning. Sorry o. How can we help? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:20am On Dec 29, 2011 |
The President said his government is talking to Chinese groups that will invest in building new refineries and is working with the private sector to ensure 100 per cent ownership of said new refineries do not go to foreign investors, thereby creating jobs for Nigeria’s unemployed. why do they keep promoting this untruth? the MOUs have been signed long before this deregulation brohuahua |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by werepeLeri: 7:22am On Dec 29, 2011 |
^^^ Another incoherent effort. where is that said? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Beaf: 7:22am On Dec 29, 2011 |
Another meaningless topic, born out of hatred. In a few days from now, it will be oyb going, "bump", "bump" like a crazed camel, because nobody else shares his venomous hatred. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by werepeLeri: 7:25am On Dec 29, 2011 |
LOL. Honestly - I think the guy needs help. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by bushwailo: 7:27am On Dec 29, 2011 |
I think he meant foreign reserves and not crude oil reserves. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:28am On Dec 29, 2011 |
werepeLeri: first of all, as i often have o tell dimwits like you - that is a truncated aphorism, which any person with half a brain would realize. thats why it goes - an expert is person who has made more mistakes than anyone else. . . and learned from them. thomas edison a master of brute forcing technical challenges said - "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work" thats learning from your mistakes and becoming a guru in the process. your favorite eejit, on the other hand is more tuned into Einstein's quote "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." for teh past one yea his response to boko haram has been a series of public statements that for the sake of the egos of his supporters had better be fueled by his bouts with alcohol. the idea that a fully sober man can voice such stupidity. . . |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by werepeLeri: 7:29am On Dec 29, 2011 |
^^^^ LOL. I am having a laugh, but your BP is boiling. I pity u. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Beaf: 7:31am On Dec 29, 2011 |
Thomas Edison didn't fail, but oyb is a failure. Lol! |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:33am On Dec 29, 2011 |
now back to topic - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves
slam on!! Proven reserves are those reserves claimed to have a reasonable certainty (normally at least 90% confidence) of being recoverable under existing economic and political conditions, with existing technology. Industry specialists refer to this as P90 (i.e., having a 90% certainty of being produced). Proven reserves are also known in the industry as 1P.[8][9]
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Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:36am On Dec 29, 2011 |
according to the picture, nigeria has 41 years of oil reserves. so has gej failed once again? where did his bizarre 55 days oil reserves come from? can the spinmaga beaf explain this to us? or is this something that only an expert like his aunty the bejeweled ms madueke, ho so wowed us during the channels debate with her intellect and glam can explain? Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. sounds like beaf - whenver his favorite mo-ron is called out he shoots the messenger hoping it will deflect fro the fact that we have a mental patient in aso rock i bushwailo: nope He further explained that the new function of the NNPC for the time being will be to concentrate on building the nation’s oil reserves, which he revealed were woefully low. can the presidents spokesman and his fellow mor-on in arms our very own garmin merchant please explain this to us? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by werepeLeri: 7:38am On Dec 29, 2011 |
^^^ Mental patient in Aso rock or on NairaLand? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Beaf: 7:41am On Dec 29, 2011 |
^ Lol! oyb missed his calling as an almajiri. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:43am On Dec 29, 2011 |
can the presidents spokesman and his fellow mor-on in arms our very own garmin merchant please explain this to us? ode answer the question didn't you see how the defenders of fashola on the train thread where you bleating like a christmas goat had answers rather than market woman insults? if you don't have anthing to say, its understandable, you are a pea brain, after all. so i suggest you run along now and let the real debaters, not the aip lickspittles, come and address our 55 days reserves channels probably did not release the full transcript in order to avoid being accused of deliberately attempting to embarrass the presidency |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:44am On Dec 29, 2011 |
Beaf: see failed terrorist spokesman and one time okah advocate calling me almajiri wetin we no go see for nl? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:46am On Dec 29, 2011 |
http://www.nnpcgroup.com/NNPCBusiness/UpstreamVentures/OilProduction.aspx The multinational oil companies operate in partnership with NNPC under Joint Operating Agreements (JOAs) or Production Sharing Contracts (PSCs). Others, especially the indigenous oil companies, operate in partnership with international companies under sole risk or as independents. Nigeria's petroleum industry is well grounded in successful exploration, beginning with the first commercially viable discovery at Oloibiri in the Niger Delta in 1956, with a modest production rate of 5,100 barrels per day. Reserves of crude oil stand at 28.2 billion barrels. Natural gas reserves total 165 trillion standard cubic feet (scf), including 75.4 trillion scf of nonassociated gas. where are the 55 days reserves? or is GEJ a liar? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by ektbear: 7:47am On Dec 29, 2011 |
I'm as confused as you are. Does he mean strategic oil reserves, like the US has? He cannot mean Nigeria's total oil reserves. Or is he referring to foreign currency? If he is referring to strategic oil reserves, why is this a big deal (given that Nigeria produces far more oil than it consumes)? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:50am On Dec 29, 2011 |
http://allafrica.com/stories/201106090666.html The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, (NNPC) says it's now producing 90,000 barrels of crude oil per day up from 60,000 barrels early this year. this was in june this year. oya eran ileya and markt madman, over to you |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Demdem(m): 7:51am On Dec 29, 2011 |
Oyb, u are on point. Don't let those idiots prevent u from doing justice to this topic. It seems to me that the retardeen governing us doesn't know the difference BTW foreign reserve and crude reserve or so. Left to him, na the same. Abegii free him, that's the way the rotten brain of a fisherman works. Next. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 7:54am On Dec 29, 2011 |
. our declared oil reserves
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Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Nobody: 8:30am On Dec 29, 2011 |
where is beaf - on a hotline with his paymasters to coerce channelstv into some "oceania was never at war with eurasia" shenanigans ? |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by VoodooDoll(m): 9:11am On Dec 29, 2011 |
I believe GEJ meant refined petroleum, or crude oil already extracted and set aside to be refined exclusively for Nigeria. Strategic oil reserves in the context of the discussion was in case of an emergency Nigeria has only 55 days worth of petroleum before our cars, generators, war machine etc stop dead. I am also looking out for the transcript, so if you find it please do share. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by TheOne2(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2011 |
He's talking about reserves of PMS (petrol) that you buy in filling stations.i.e. If they stopp importing today, the stock on ground will last 55 days. You guys take some things too seriously sha!! |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by dayokanu(m): 6:18pm On Dec 29, 2011 |
Can anyone be more retardeed than Retardeen |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by warrior01: 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2011 |
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Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by dayokanu(m): 7:02pm On Dec 29, 2011 |
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Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by warrior01: 7:11pm On Dec 29, 2011 |
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Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Remii(m): 7:11pm On Dec 29, 2011 |
oyb:may be he is referring to NNPC petroleum products supply reserve, that figure Levi Ajumona always quote to allay fuel scarcity fear. Sometime these guys in power should realize that the people they lead have access to information too, sometimes even more info than their so called advisers and PA would like them to know. |
Re: Gej - Nigeria's Oil Reserve Are Low - 55 Days Reserves Is What We Have by Remii(m): 7:14pm On Dec 29, 2011 |
warrior01: se bi omo tii nku lojo suna ni won ma pe ba yen, if that guy is still alive, how come he is alaini kan se, lol, |
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