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A Lying Cheating Wife by OK2NV: 11:54am On Jan 08, 2012
read this and weep.

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-porn-in-3d-365

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a porn movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a porn movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a porn film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch porn movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by OK2NV: 12:02pm On Jan 08, 2012
Whenever i had to lie in a relationship, i create a water tight case that Johnie Cochran will be proud of but all the time I had been lied to by a woman, it was always some incredulous horse shiit.
Why is this?
I firmly believe it's (men) our own doing. If we treat women as highly intelligent, manipulating and self centred creatures that they are maybe then they(women) will have to go through the difficult and painstaking process of fabricating a good decent lie.
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Mynd44: 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2012
The year is just beginning but the nominees for the dumbest thread of the year are already arriving
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Goldieluks: 3:15pm On Jan 08, 2012
Lol.
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Dyt(f): 3:21pm On Jan 08, 2012
Mynd
giggles
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 08, 2012
I read the nonsensical story and just cant stop weeping for the idiotic poster that thought it worthwhile to post aggravated balderdash!. . .

Bullshit!
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by OK2NV: 5:04pm On Jan 08, 2012
sexkillz:

I read the nonsensical story and just cant stop weeping for the idiotic poster that thought it worthwhile to post aggravated balderdash!. . .

Bullshit!

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Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jan 08, 2012
I knew you were an idi[i]o[/i]t! But the fact that eluded me was that you were in fact, a jobless st[i]u[/i]pid idi[i]o[/i]t ! That's the pic on my profile, but i guess you are just too hopelessly and quintessentially dumb to notice!

You really deserve an award for stalking male profiles, downloading their pics, editing, and shamelessly re uploading! Oh, i forgot! Following the footsteps of your father. 5 star gay[i]g[/i]ot he was too, he must be dancing in his grave, proud of his st[i]u[/i]pid son! Smh! Wasted generation of g[i]a[/i]y things! smiley

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Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by MrsChima1(f): 5:30pm On Jan 08, 2012
Awww. Look at Sexkillz's adorable picture. kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jan 08, 2012
kiss kiss kiss
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by OK2NV: 5:38pm On Jan 08, 2012
sexkillz:

I knew you were an idi[i]o[/i]t! But the fact that eluded me was that you were in fact, a jobless st[i]u[/i]pid idi[i]o[/i]t ! That's the pic on my profile, but i guess you are just too hopelessly and quintessentially dumb to notice!

You really deserve an award for stalking male profiles, downloading their pics, editing, and shamelessly re uploading! Oh, i forgot! Following the footsteps of your father. 5 star gay[i]g[/i]ot he was too, he must be dancing in his grave, proud of his st[i]u[/i]pid son! Smh! Wasted generation of g[i]a[/i]y things! smiley

your incessant ranting and generall b@tching coupled with your sissy font choice when postin only makes u more fagtastic.
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jan 08, 2012
No matter how fagastic or whatever nonsense your densely coagulated brain can conjure, your father remains a professor in that department. . . Heard he was the H.O.D of "Faggotology", University of Gaycentrics! Pls confirm. . . smiley
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Mynd44: 5:53pm On Jan 08, 2012
*heading behind the nearest sand bag before I get hit by stray bullet*
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 08, 2012
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jan 08, 2012
^^^
That's my Popcorn! angry
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jan 08, 2012
^^ grin  grin ok o!! just save me enough butter for the kernels!!  angry angry

anyway, hmmmm just noticed the "5 star f_" pik. seriously, who does that?  undecided
smh.

OK2NV:

read this and weep.

http://www.popjolly.com/woman-says-she-became-pregnant-after-watching-indecency-in-3d-365

A white American woman who had a black baby claims she fell pregnant whilst watching a indecency movie in 3D. According to reports, the childs father , who is white was serving in the military in Iraq when she became pregnant.

His wife Jennifer told him the child was conceived whilst watching a indecency movie in 3D.
“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3-D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible “he said.

Jennifer claimed she went to watch a indecency film with her friends in New York and doesn’t usually watch indecency movies and that she went to watch it to experience the effects in 3D. Jennifer says the child looks like the black actor in the movie. “A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” she said.

Jennifer admits her marriage could be in trouble. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.


mschew. what a dunce, in fact two!! they deserve each other. And btw only a black woman can have a black child, that child is bi-racial (there is a big DIFFERENCE!!). I highly doubt it BUT if that is her husband's baby it simply means they or one of them have some black or beige tongue ancestry. no big azz deal.
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

^^ grin  grin ok o!! just save me enough butter for the kernels!!  angry angry

. . .And my kernels too? angry
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Mynd44: 6:22pm On Jan 08, 2012
And your nuts right?
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jan 08, 2012
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by OK2NV: 6:33pm On Jan 08, 2012
Mynd_44:

And your nuts right?
am afriad he may like that
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jan 08, 2012
sexkillz:

. . .And my kernels too? angry

greedy aren't we? grin grin sheesh! angry

Mynd_44:

And your nuts right?

OK2NV:

am afriad he may like that

angry angry

*CHIMA!! i think some mb's need their nuts back! kindly give it back to them so they can free me.* undecided undecided grin
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Mynd44: 6:37pm On Jan 08, 2012
hmmm
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by OK2NV: 6:39pm On Jan 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

greedy aren't we? grin grin sheesh! angry

angry angry

*CHIMA!! i think some mb's need their nuts back! kindly give it back to them so they can free me.* undecided undecided grin
not mine ask sexkillz.
@sexkillz: were are ur nuts, mahn? all 2 of em.
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:40pm On Jan 08, 2012
Mynd_44:

hmmm

nor vex oo kiss here's what i'll do. I'll call it off ok? kiss kiss

*grabs walkie talkie: 'cancel chima!. . .i see a bulge after all'  tongue*


OK2NV:

not mine ask sexkillz.
@sexkillz: were are your nuts, mahn? all 2 of em.

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

*grabs back popcorn bowl and smacks while eating*  tongue tongue
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:48pm On Jan 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

greedy aren't we? grin grin sheesh! angry


Yes i "are". . . cheesy

OK2NV:

not mine ask sexkillz.
@sexkillz: were are your nuts, mahn? all 2 of em.
Do i look like your father? Heard he lost his nuts. Do i by any chance look like him?
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jan 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin:



*grabs back popcorn bowl and smacks while eating* tongue tongue
Not again! angry
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2012
@this man fight!!

stop oo!! before i unleash my boys. . .




sexkillz:

Not again! angry

undecided ever hear of sharing? or do you not watch Barney?! angry
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jan 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin:


undecided ever hear of sharing? or do you not watch Barney?! angry


Barney eats popcorn?
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jan 08, 2012
^^ grin grin

perhaps! he's a dinosaur from my our imagination. he does what we want him to. angry

ok did i just expose my secret? grin
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jan 08, 2012
I swearigawd! grin grin
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Nobody: 7:15pm On Jan 08, 2012
*holds head down in shame* sad grin grin
Re: A Lying Cheating Wife by Mynd44: 8:15pm On Jan 08, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

nor vex oo kiss here's what i'll do. I'll call it off ok? kiss kiss

*grabs walkie talkie: 'cancel chima!. . .i see a bulge after all'  tongue*


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

*grabs back popcorn bowl and smacks while eating*  tongue tongue
MsDarkSkin:

nor vex oo kiss here's what i'll do. I'll call it off ok? kiss kiss

*grabs walkie talkie: 'cancel chima!. . .i see a bulge after all'  tongue*


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

*grabs back popcorn bowl and smacks while eating*  tongue tongue
You dey find trouble oooo

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