the first time i read the name ''ituen'' i thot it was a kissing sound in writing

Your head he be lyk coconut head, wat about that

U're so Dumb U went to a Fast food Joint and Demanded 4 Mosquito Laps

Mimiko, thank god say u be fine babe, otherwise pimple for carry ur face shine.

But the pimples dey make u fine more sha

All of una don make one of my friends here laugh so tay mess comot from him yansh en no know

VIPICO
no wonder u be like MONKEY i hear say na TOM TOM baboon take trick ur m*m* enter bush

no vex oooo am outta here

vipico(which kin name be dat sef), why you come put dat kin picture for yo profile?so because u no wan make we see ya ugly face ,u come dey show us black nyash?na ya nyash be dat? you wan make pesin tink say u fit represent bt u no fit deceive me. i sure say u be virgin! nonsense!

@ mimiko
KUDOS! u don dey learn oh! i hope say no be pesin give you expo sha.

halle ( the name sound like hell)
Una wey dey plant bread for una village make e germinate
Una think say na yam

see as ur yansh flat like cabin biscuit

Na ur mama go ist use parachute in inside bus.

Your mouth smell so tay u no need Insectiside for ur house; the odour dey kill mosquitoes

Vipico, see ur chest like slate board

Monkey see you get mind contest Mrs world
Mosquito see ur leg contest for Mr hot legs
Cockroach see you contest for mr macho
Elephant see your private length shout RAPE

Mimiko, u fineooooo but that ur picture is larger than life

See ur belle like balloon

Ya papa poor so tay NEPA dey even off una candle

Yo papa dey dream of to buy car wen hn no fit afford bicycle spoke.

yu are so poor that u haggled ur school fees from N2,000 to N150, paid and came to school at night to steal d money

the first time wey u chop rice u give testimony for una church

the richest man for ur village dey take half groundnut drink half bag of garri

for una house ur papa go uproot casava from hin farm sell am give ur mama. and ur mama go cook soup sell am give ur papa.

you dey use credit card buy tom-tom

U poor so tey na N20, N10, and N5 make up ur N3000 school fees.

Una poor for una house, una feeding pattern '0-0-half.'

For the whole of una community na only one man get one black and white television and na battery he uses to power it

ur papa see two flies dey f**k. so u call am say make hin come eat, hin say make u leave am say hin dey watch live blue film

your mama don old to d point wey her breast milk dey bring powder.

4 una community 1 man dey thank God 4 church and na him b d best dressed person,guess wetin he wear (pygamas).

No be pygamas na pyjamas, mumu!

When your mates were going to shool, you were busy climbing palm trees for village

I open your pant , i see green gory dey measure garri

Your mama is so fat when she gets on a scale, it reads,: 'To be Continued, '