You buy mercedes dey ask for nylon

yo momma so ugly, when she cries the tears run down ffrom the back of her head.

You buy mercedes dey ask for nylon
why he no go ask for nylon. no be toy car he buy?

Abi oooh!.

Yo momma's so fat she stood on a weight scale, and it read to be continued.

ituen u no dey shame na half of ur nash cover river niger

ituen the first day way u carry water (50litres) ur penis dey show power.

debies:

ituen the first day way u carry water (50litres) your privates dey show power.

u wen dey read for blood test

@Clem
i hear say ur mama name na Goliath

i bleeped from the pussy all of una come from

@ std
after all those days in school, you cant still make correct simple sentence in English. what a waste

michael west

ituen shit for here, shit for there, shit for everywhere, & come dey find the one wey resemble am.

I dey wonder why my chicken dey get belle every now & then, na hin one day i catch you dey chase my chicken for my backyard.

my friend no see food chop. he drink water finish then come dey tooth pick to show off say he eat.

@anybody D richest man 4 ur village,na wheel barrow e dey carry go work.

Na una village I hear say person wife carry 20YEARS PREGNANCY!Asawo slap u,u say na part of love.

Yo mama's so fat,her left thumb weighs 700metric tons.She's so fat,Hancock had to save the world!Men that's som meat!

cbase:

@ std
after all those days in school, you can't still make correct simple sentence in English. what a waste

yes kind of english and piggin collabo, idiot
i no blame you

which kind talk be that,

say u Bleep from d pussy wey we come from,

WELL, HE ACTED ON INSTRUCTION WHICH SAYS , YAAAABBBSSSSS

d first time u come my crib, u open my fridge and shouted "YEHH! so here all the HAMATAN dey hide".

see as all of una black like midnite

@cbase ur ear like rabbit own, u wey no dey wear pant, na black leather u dey use cover ur banana

@Clem
So Tufe talk True, finally u don turn into a rabbit

@clem:see as all of una, You chop fish finish,carry bone do dstv.

e carry am do dstv 4 ur t.v shey?

For una house your tv has only 2 buttons (on and off)

ur papa is so damn poor even after he was given a pride price of N5 to marry ur mama he still had to come and kidnap her from her parents house

ur mama is so STUPID she goes around with a map in ur ONE ROOM apartment so she doesnt get missing

ur father is so short his tongut can actually reach his toes

you guys are so poor even your poor neigbours call u guys poor

your father is so foolish he picked a mans pocket only to steal a sim card and returned the phone

For una house your tv has only 2 buttons (on and off)

ur papa is so damn poor even after he was given a pride price of N5 to marry ur mama he still had to come and kidnap her from her parents house

ur mama is so STUPID she goes around with a map in ur ONE ROOM apartment so she doesnt get missing

ur father is so short his tongue can actually reach his toes

you guys are so poor even your poor neigbours call u guys poor

your father is so foolish he picked a mans pocket only to steal a sim card and returned the phone

fizofly:

he was given a pride price

olodo no be Pride Price na bride price

@cbase:d t.v dey for your house shey?2 kuli kuli attack ur village NOBODY ESCAPE.U're so mouthed.

una dey craze

@all,

see una big heads like satan bible