person wey hear u dey talk about Change go think say u sabi maths

No be maths? I dey try 

You are so ugly your birth certificate was an apology frm th condom industry!

*****rolls eyes****** that was so dry

you kiddn me?

@EFOSB VAL: whatever man! Actually gt it frm th movie phat galz, jst had to post somethn

ha ha

Wats funny?

Ur name, reminds me of one mad woman ammyswitty, back den in Enugu

And like that woman al sh*t on your face!

Some people are just plain mean. Did your cat died or something?

@gaby: Nah, i just failed my calculus, it was expected but gotta take this out on someone, wanna volunteer?

Chei! No ohhh. . . But I have the list of volunteers:-

1) cbase da Chase
2) showbobo
3) mykali
4)sam milla
5) folahann
6) tufe
7) infobaba
manickal
9) loffers @ Loaf of bread
10) pappyshoes

And the below are volunteers too but they are chargeble because they do a good job
1) chioya
2) tyty
3) Cayon
4) adremiller
5) lysaa
6) clems
7)Princessa
Ebony

and finally

9) tammyswits oops. . . isn't that you ?

*smokes weed*

Why have you put tyty on that list we hate each other! Clemcy, Nah! Said ma joke was lame! But am ok now its a new day, if i need to punch someone again al halla!

holller na, see the muclesless arm u want to use to punch someone

u cant even punch the ordinary air abi i lie??

whatttt!

clemcykul:

holller na, see the muclesless arm u want to use to punch someone

u can't even punch the ordinary air abi i lie??

dont tempt me baby!, receive that e-punch, , huh how does it feel!,

tammy baby u had to explain why u posted a dry joke to me

thats really good,i fancy ur silly courage girl

keep it up

EFOSA VAL:

tammy baby u had to explain why u posted a dry joke to me

thats really good,i fancy your silly courage girl

keep it up

OH REALLY, dont even know why i bothered its obvious you aint touched, why do people pick on me, is it because am tyra's lookalike! . cmon was it that dry?

finished with silly fancy ahahahahah

my dear friend cool ya blood presure down

to be sincer with u, it was really dry

but thank u again,

tyra's look alike

chai, then u must look like this abi ?

or like this

with big yansh

Big yansh is always betta than flat board yansh sha. She looks hot

Thanks gaby, hey efosa, why u hatin, dry jokes happen everyday on nairaland, why do i have to suffer for everyone!

that girl in the pics is tyte

u look tyte like am?

none of ur bizness

u wan spoil small abi??

clemcykul:

that girl in the pics is tyte

geez, nah, big tummy but they just edited the real pic, am hotter than tht!

To anybody who wishes to recv it.
ur mama so ugly she joind an ugly contst, and sum1 said sorry no proffsional

Efosa, Efosa, Now tell me mine was worse than this!

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