Team 1

IBRAHIM Badamosi Babangida - (TEAM CAPTAIN). Sharp attacker. Any Defenders _(EFCC) worst nightmare. He is so skillful, he never recieved a card in his entire playing carrier.

ATIKU Abubakar; Sharp Skillful and intelligent player. Was forced out of the game due to an injury from OBASANJO which kept him out for 5 years and just when he was about to make his come back, Jonathan sent him packing with a knee to the groin that would keep him out for another 4 to 5 years. May just go into retirement if he fails to get a first team place back come 2015 when he is due to be fit again.

Dimeji Bankole - Attacker. Not as skillful as the team Captain. Recieved a ban for a rough tackle. He is currently on suspension.

Olusegun Obasanjo - (Assistant Team Captain). Attacking midfielder. Not very skillful, but scores alot. He is even in contention for the greatest player in the game as it is.

Abdulsalami Abubakar - Winger. Currently retired. Was a one hit wonder. Was capped only once before his retirement, but he is one player that left an indelible mark in the game.

Abacha Sani - Attacker. A hero of the game. Died on the field of play. His death was so tragic because he died just when he was about to score a goal that would have gone into the guiness books. He is still a mentor to most younger players.

Ibori - Attacking Midfielder. Very fast player, but was careless and got banned. Currently facing doping charges.

Odili Peter - Holding Midfielder. Retired from the game after two very successful seasons. Is currently on leave and still habours plans to return to the game.

Dan Etete - Utility Player. Currently retired and runs an Academy that still produces young talents like him. Had a very Successful Carrier.

Buhari Mohammadu - Goalkeeper. Still active but lacks fitness for a first team place. Had a Successful Carrier at PTF football club.

Cecilia Ibru - Defensive Right Back. Currently on suspension. Still not certain if she would be returning to the game.

Tafa Balogun - Full Back. Got suspended for a vey rough tackle and susequently retired after he was found guilty of doping. Killed a bright promising career.

Sani Lulu - Full Back. Blew a worldcup and has never played again.

Orji Uzor Kalu - Winger. Still active but due to loss of form has lost a first team shirt.

Bode George - Attacker and master free-kick taker. REtired after a doping scandal.

Tinubu's - Family of gifted players. Still very active in the game.

Rochas Okorocha. - New kid on the block that has set out to a running start with some very sly skillful touches. Would be be if he completes his move from SG united to FG united.  


COACHES; I.B.B and OBJ.

I have a very basic question,and definitely do not wish to insult our intelligence,but it's a question that needs to be answered nonetheless. When we say that someone is corrupt what do we mean?

God, Where is Nigeria's Jerry Rawlins.

Wicked leaders have eaten the future of todays youth. Please God send a messiah.

See people who were too young remember Abacha's regime listing him as corrupt.

In fact Abacha was not corrupt!

His  government was a dictatorship, but so has virtually every Nigerian government including the present one.

IBB & Obasanjo are the parents of corruption, after them all others are minor players.

Nairalanders. you guyz are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like my fellow nigerians. despite all we are going through right now, we still create a little fun of the situation.  

Hmm, if there was a CORRUPTION WORLD CUP, I am sure with the multi-talents we have at our disposal, Nigeria would get to the finals, or probably win the tournament sef!

You guys are just too funny for words. creative talents abound in Nigeria 4 sure! just a sad reality that buffoons still somehow manage to get to the top first

Tafa Balogun,,,,,ah, that one should be on the subs bench

Hmmm.

Allahu Akbar.

nigeria is unredeemable.

All kind of leaders are bad.

One nigeria is waste of time.

juman:

Hmmm.

Allahu Akbar.

nigeria is unredeemable.

All kind of leaders are bad.

One nigeria is waste of time.

Abeg o,,,we wanna redeemable die

stand up and cheer up spectators!!! DIEZANI ALISON-MADUEKE in 18 yard box and ready to play penalty kick!!! Can she score the kick

Very creative stuff from jmaine.Please who are these guys:Dan Etete&Dikko something?

Yeah I hope people have not forgotten Atiku Abubakar

that one na Oga as well

the complete team a goooooooooooooooooooooooal jubilation!

an it is a goooooooooooooooooooal!

Corruption Hall of Fame,

Who would be the top three contenders? Nominees are welcome,

My belle oh

bros abeg amend ibori story now, he was banned for drugs now. Na him be maradona oh

1. , Islamrules



2. , IBB


3. , ibori



4. , odili

5. , Dangote

6. , abdulsalam

7 , Anneih

8 , Joshua Direye

9 , obj

10 , Dan Ettee

11. , Atiku

RESERVE.

1. , Sambo

2. , Tafa Balogun

3 , Tinubu

4 , David Mark

5 , Sani Lulu

6 , Ikedi ohakim

7 , Akala

COACH. BEAF , ASSISTANT COACH. , Timipre

u guys are crazily funny. u got me laffing hard here,

MODS
Can we please have a modal names (the names occurring most) so we can see the regions that have defrauded us most

octavian:

Jersey no:
1) Ojo Maduekwe ( The safe hands and the silent mafia who keeps t

he team ticking . . .he is known to initiate successful attacks from the deep . . . His is an integral member of team and the closest ally to the team captain OBJ . . Being the vice captain himself)


2) Andy Uba( the dark work horse of the te
am, does his job quietly and effectively )


3) Ikuforiji ( left back, a good team player who also supports the attack . .his combination with Tinubu on the left side is deadly)

4) Senator David Mark ( Defensive midfielder, holding the forth for the NASS against the executive)

5) Atiku ( The rock solid defender who puts attackers where they belong . . .very unrelentless in his crunching tackles . .though he is temperamental atimes even to his fellow team mates)

6) Author Nzeribe ( Another no nonsence defender who doesn't take shyte from any one, even from  his coaches)

7) James Ibori ( utility winger, can als
o play as a supporting striker) . .though currently injured and receiving medical attention in the UK.

8 ) Tony Anenih ( Mr fix it, always linking the midfield with attack)

9) OBJ , Present team captain with years of experience under his belt ( Mr potent . He never misses the shot . . .ruthless in front of the goal . .  and a very cunny striker to deal with )

10) 1BB ( The most tricky of the lot . . . The all seeing and all knowing player . . . His passes are visionary . . . Defenders are always caught napping whenever he delivers his deft moves . . He is good with both feet and also contributes with loads of goal via free money sorry i meant kicks)

11) Tinubu ( The whiz on the left . .you see him coming but your are helpless . . . His skill level is awesome . . .and he is also a team leader)



More to come . . . the competition is too high for first team place . .so we are looking for ways to trim down this awesome talents

With the emergence of the most versatile group of players playing for the dream team termed THE CABAL the current squad need to sit tight or loose their shirt to this dream team that just conquered the continent and also won the U20 world cup trophy

As i see the list presented by all, i just wish and pray that somehow they get arrested, we retrieve our stolen money from them and then pack them all in a sealed container and throw them in lake chad, half of Nigeria's problem is then solved.

well jmaine, wonderful squad u've got there buddy. But i think u should take a look at the promising right full back joshua dariye. The guy is solid at the back, not intimidated easily and possesses an outstandin tactical awareness. Definitely a force to be reckon with.

Adenuga will make no.1 within the first 11 the moment facts surrounding this fuel marketers is unraveled, don't be amazed if Otedola comes out clean!!!

our female football is suffering. We need to come up with a formidable team to restore the past glory of the falcons. Suggestions pls.  

1. Obasanjo. 2. Atiku. 3. Aneni. 4. Dangote. 5. Ibore. 6. Tinubu. 7. Ibb. 8. Andy uba. 9. Igbnedion lucky. 10. Ibru. 11. Bankole

Boko Haram, do your thing here. These are the real enemies!

The female football is only suffering in some departments but we still have some veterans that can win matches on their own.

1 Ndi onyiuke (can be reliable when in form)

2 Cecelia Ibru             ( a defence stalwart that has seen it all,having been in the all conquering side whose record can be matched only by
                               the current Barca squad)
3 Patricia Etteh          ( a no nosense defender whose only problem is in attack)

4 Diezani Alison           ( A deadly attacker,more lethal when operating from the left flank but can still be called upon to help in a false 9 her
                               versatility makes her the undisputed match winner as proven in the the ministry of solid minerals and previously in
                               transportation)
5 ,

Jmaine, this you team would defeat any team in the world, even if it is only 10mins to be played!

Jmaine submitted a world class corrupt team capable of barricading progress in its best form. 
I will like to propose former Minister of Justice Mike Aondoakaa as the back-up goalkeeper.  this guy is a potent blocker and a staunch team player.
trustt me! this guy pumps haterade in his blood stream.

1,Kenny Martins(Goal keeper) for keeping the 50billionaira PTF to himself.
 
2,Adamu ciroma, versatile left back

3, T Y Danjuma, The 1 IBB loyalist 6

4,Abdulsalam abubakar,in his 1 year handling of the economy he enrich himself 5

5,Bode Tewonde George, the I never stole from govt man Dani alves of nigeria politics

6,Olusola saraki,Defensive midielder Claim to have been in govt even before them born most kwarans mama

7,Chris uba,holding midfieder he masterminded the kidnap of sitting governor

8,IBB,Attacking midfielder of nigeria politics

9,Late chief Alh Lamidi Adedibu,the messi of nigeria politcs

10,OBJ, the Ronaldo de lima of nigeria politics

11,Sani/mohammed Abacha,forbes could not estimate the amount stolen by abacha

Sub

Tinubu,Chief bench
Edwin clark,Submitted transfer request but turned down
James ibori
Tony anenih
David mark
Ken nnamani 8 millionaira kick him out of office lol
Turai yaradua
Dimeji bankole promising
Patricia etteh
Thief Akala
Atiku

Coach:Ogbulafor