woke up one morning to clean my car,after cleaning,took my bath and when I was about entering my car to hit the road,found bird excreta's on my car,not the first time this has happened,as usual just complained to myself and forgot about it,then just yesterday when I closed from work and when I got to the car park,saw bird excreta on my car,did not think about it because I was getting used to it,got home and parked the car close to the tap inside my compound so I could easily get water to wash the car,as I was removing the foot match,heard a sound on the roof and then something like water touched my back,thought it was about to rain when I touched my back with my hands,saw whitish stuff then I got up and looked at the roof alas another bird excreta,getting tired of the whole issh,what does it really signify?

Means nothing as far as I am aware

Birds cannot control their excrete for long .

Also so research shows they actually prefer Black and red painted cars to excrete on. Also are you staying abroad ?

Means nothing to me.Have you thought of changing/moving your car park?lol

If it gets bad,sell your car and use your legs. . .perharps that's the message.lolz

Aghhhh, this is a serious Case, you need to sacrifice two pregnant Goats and you need freshly made Ghana Bitters.
*SLAPS OP*
Now wake-up, Birds poo on anything, from the floor to Paris Hilton's Head, if it's bordering you so much, find a new Parking Space.

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