English Teacher: Do you know the
importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my Mum fainted, Dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.

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A ra.p.ist went 2 a man's bedroom,tied up
husband n wife,kissed wife's ear n went 2
d bathroom, D husband said 2 his
wife,"satisfy him or he will kill us". Be
strong!! I luv u! D wife replied,"he didn't
,  kiss me,he whispered into my ear dat he
is a gay,he needs vaseline and i told him
its in d bathroom.so b strong.i luv u too.

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