1.  How are you?- - - -Are you a doctor?

2.  Are you  awake?- - - -I am dreaming, ediot!

3.  Are you back?- - -I am front

4.  Are you alright?- - - -I am all left.

5.What is the matter?- - -Matter is anything that  has mass and can occupy space

6.Why me?- - -You want your papa instead?

7.Are you crying?- - -No, i am coming with my eyes,  goat!

8.Who do you think you are?- - -Your faada!

9.What do you take me for?- - -Mrs patience Jonathan

10.Do you love me?- - -I dey craze?

11.Where have you been?- - -When did you join the police?

12.is that your car?- - -Na my wheelbarrow

13.Will you marry me?- - -Allah forbid!

14.How far now?- - -i nor dey time my life

15.Are you sure?- - -I am Nivea!!!

JOKE GRADING: B




REMARK:

^^^

bunmi, for once you spoke the truth, but i think i deserve an A!


Ahaaaa, i wan ask you, what is the meaning of that your signature?

Who can say if your love grows
as your heart chose
Only time.












madman

I no blame you, when u no dey listen to other song apart from Freemadness and Akpako, jst lemme pity u and give u d link to a wonderful song by Enya, listen to it and give me reply

www.mp3raid.com/music/enya_only_time.html

EEEDIOT

^^^

did you write and compose this poem?












stinking fish!

Just Go

^^^

Who can say if your love grows
as your heart chose
Only time.












pure madnesssss

You dey feel my signature. . . .














Bush Animal

^^^
Who can say if your love grows
as your heart chose
Only time.














PURE MADNESS

Funny.

;d ;d

For once Bin gbagbo's joke made me laugh

Joke Grading: A-

Superb joke

^^^

thank you!!!!!

Lucario007:

For once Bin gbagbo's joke made me laugh

Joke Grading: A-

A- ?! U minus frm the A dats e scored . . . B

*yawns* the next newspaper pls.

nice joke jawee,

Chris4sure:

nice joke jawee,

e funny small sha
*yawns*