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Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 1:28am On Feb 07, 2012
grin The whole hard-disk needs to be formatted, we need to install new operating system, latest one.

But, we need to create 4 disk partitions and name them Arewa, Oodua, Biafra, and maybe Nigeria or Middle-belt.

If your hard-disk have so many viruses, and so many corrupt files, am sure that is what you will do. grin

If we didn't format this hard-disk then we will lose it, and it is not very easy to get another one. lipsrsealed
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 1:35am On Feb 07, 2012
grin The whole geographical location called Nigeria hard-disk needs to be formatted, we need to install new structure operating system, latest one.

But, we need to create 4 countries disk partitions and name them Arewa, Oodua, Biafra, and maybe Nigeria or Middle-belt.

If your land hard-disk have so many viruses (BH, Mend, IBB, GEJ, OBJ), and so many corrupt files (governors, senators, reps, chairmen, councilors, etc), am sure that is what you will do. grin

If we didn't format this hard-disk then we will lose it, and it is not very easy to get another one. lipsrsealed
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by dempeople(m): 1:45am On Feb 07, 2012
auwal87 I'm happy that as a northerner, you're indeed yearning for the dissolution of this great cesspit south of the sahara.

Its indeed blissful.

Infact, your kind hardly exists up there in Arewa.

I'm also very happy in your zeal for the realization of your region to join a United Arewa/Niger/Chad republic.

Please keep the fire burning.

100 virgins are reserved for you if this conquest succeeds, only and very solely for you!  wink

And please, take your middle belt slaves with you.

You all will do very well together.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 1:49am On Feb 07, 2012
dem_people:

auwal87 I'm happy that as a northerner, you're indeed yearning for the dissolution of this great cesspit south of the sahara.

Its indeed blissful.

Infact, your kind hardly exists up there in Arewa.

I'm also very happy in your zeal for the realization of your region to join a United Arewa/Niger/Chad republic.

Please keep the fire burning.

100 virgins are reserved for you if this conquest succeeds, only for you!  wink

And please, take your middle belt slaves with you.

You all will do very well together.


Majority of us now doesn't want this unity anymore, only those people holding some positions in the government or are planning to run for office in the future and take their piece of national cake are against the division. We are many and growing everyday.

The Middle-belt with people like IBB can keep their one Nigeria. We are over it!
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by efisher(m): 1:53am On Feb 07, 2012
Supported! Except that the number of partitions remains a huge challenge.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by dempeople(m): 1:56am On Feb 07, 2012
auwal87:

Majority of us now doesn't want this unity anymore, only those people holding some positions in the government or are planning to run for office in the future and take their piece of national cake are against the division. We are many and growing everyday.

The Middle-belt with people like IBB can keep their one Nigeria. We are over it!

Thank you. You're a highly foresighted and blessed man.

I pray that you go far in life.

Please, try to convince your people like alj harem, ndu_chuks, namfav, mai suya and other northerners so that, they can see into this realization.

Infact, there're more virgins for you on the way.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 1:57am On Feb 07, 2012
efisher:

Supported! Except that the number of partitions remains a huge challenge.

I am sure South East and South South can get along, North West and North East cannot be separate, likewise South West clean. Middle-belt can remain Nigeria. They should have their one Nigeria, Abuja as their capital, a gift from the rest of Nigeria. IBB can be their president for life if they want.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 1:59am On Feb 07, 2012
dem_people:

Thank you. You're a highly foresighted and blessed man.

I pray that you go far in life.

Please, try to convince your people like alj harem, ndu_chuks, namfav, mai suya and other northerners so that, they can see into this realization.

Infact, there're more virgins for you on the way.

Tell that to a Boko Haram member. grin
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by freegaza(m): 2:26am On Feb 07, 2012
Arewa very nigh my brother.Aci gaba da adu'a
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 2:28am On Feb 07, 2012
freegaza:

Arewa very nigh my brother.Aci gaba da adu'a

Addu'a kam ba kakkautawa. Sai mun daga tutar Arewa, insha Allah.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by freegaza(m): 2:40am On Feb 07, 2012
auwal87:

Addu'a kam ba kakkautawa. Sai mun daga tutar Arewa, insha Allah.
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Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by Nobody: 3:52am On Feb 07, 2012
@OP
the kind of virus that is infecting this computer (Nigeria) CANNOT be that easily destroyed, because it is EMBEDDED in the whole computer frame/screen/ mouse and webcam. how can you possibly get rid of it? you have to smash the computer into pieces, and rebuild another one with "some" of the parts from the former computer. the other parts will just need to be destroyed!

also, you need to install a new OS that is UNIQUE. one that will remove and destroy any glitsch (corruption) on the spot. no reboot/no safemode NADA, just plain removal or extermination of the problem. thats the only way to get a brand spanking new computer THAT WORKS!
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by emmke(m): 9:24am On Feb 07, 2012
so u are dashing us IBB plus abuja? Well we'll take them both . The land mass and kanji dam will come in handy.grin. So let the splitting begins. grin grin
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 10:23am On Feb 07, 2012
emmke:

so u are dashing us IBB plus abuja? Well we'll take them both . The land mass and kanji dam will come in handy.grin. So let the splitting begins. grin grin

exactly u have nothing to lose
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 10:27am On Feb 07, 2012
MRbrownJAY:

@OP
the kind of virus that is infecting this computer (Nigeria) CANNOT be that easily destroyed, because it is EMBEDDED in the whole computer frame/screen/ mouse and webcam. how can you possibly get rid of it? you have to smash the computer into pieces, and rebuild another one with "some" of the parts from the former computer. the other parts will just need to be destroyed!

also, you need to install a new OS that is UNIQUE. one that will remove and destroy any glitsch (corruption) on the spot. no reboot/no safemode NADA, just plain removal or extermination of the problem. thats the only way to get a brand spanking new computer THAT WORKS!

The computer Africa is not completely ok but a clean hard-disk with strong anti-virus can sustain us for very long time especially with the partitions.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by Wily2wily: 11:03am On Feb 07, 2012
I believed, North have no more choice and are ready to go their separate way, but some Yorube elites are secretly telling them not to make that move because if the North go and Nigeria disintegrate , Fraudulent Yorubas would not have any power or any thing to Loot again.
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by ekwynwa: 3:18pm On Feb 07, 2012
auwal87:

grin The whole hard-disk needs to be formatted, we need to install new operating system, latest one.

But, we need to create 4 disk partitions and name them Arewa, Oodua, Biafra, and maybe Nigeria or Middle-belt.

If your hard-disk have so many viruses, and so many corrupt files, am sure that is what you will do. grin

If we didn't format this hard-disk then we will lose it, and it is not very easy to get another one. lipsrsealed


on which/whose system will you format the hard disk on cheesy
remember you need a system to format the disk and our system is dead already grin grin
Re: Nigeria Needs To Be Formatted! by auwal87(m): 7:23pm On Feb 07, 2012
ekwy nwa:


on which/whose system will you format the hard disk on cheesy
remember you need a system to format the disk and our system is dead already grin grin

The United Nations
The African Union

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