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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by SoftVersion(m): 3:42pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
One of my friend once used "Will you marry me?" as a pickup line for a pretty young lady, and I was like wtf! but d lady couldn't stop laughing and actually said "yes, let's see if it will work out". 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 3:45pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Well i can actually use anyfin,, My priority is just to make u laugh, and i always get that at my first attempt, I am an interesting dude |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 3:49pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
I was sharing a bike with a friend, and my idiot friend (with whom I don't know why I keep hangin'), stopped the bike and jumped down, (I thought he had muscle pull or something). Now he crossed the road, went up to a girl selling rice and told her this, in front of her mum: "my heart is beating for you. As I saw you I knew I must have you. I don't have time so just give me your number." I was like 'what the french?" But then the girl's mum seemed to echo my thoughts, and brought out a broomstick. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by mamagee3(f): 3:49pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
How about this one, "I love you die" |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by ImaIma1(f): 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
i remeber dis old pickup line " ur father must have a terrorist because u r d bomb" |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by ImaIma1(f): 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
ur father must have bn a terrorist cos u r d bomb, 1 Like |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by princefunm: 3:57pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Ijogz K: Interesting indeed! I can see that! |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by halavoke: 3:58pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
If I told u dat u had a grt body, wud u hold it against me? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by KayDee4: 4:00pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Ima Ima: your parents must be Boko Haram cos girl, you're the bomb. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by halavoke: 4:01pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
If I were a fly, I'd b all ova u, because u r d shit (duck d slap if na local gerl) |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 4:03pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
princefunm: hehehehe lwkmd ohh |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Ralphjoe(m): 4:04pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Helo baby, you reminds me of my dead girlfriend.*** hey, excuse me i have a dirty short gun in my pant, please if you don't mind, can i shoot you?***pssss pssss, hi, how are you doing, you know what girl, me and you go good 2geda like a coke & buns. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by halavoke: 4:06pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Do u bliv in luv at 1st sight or shud I walk by u again? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 4:07pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Ralphjoe: hmmm no offense but it sounds kinda fake to me |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by ImaIma1(f): 4:09pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
"from d first day when i follow u talk, i send u die" |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 4:12pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Ima Ima:OMG. I love listening to pidgin english just so I can make fun of the speakers. Lol. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nobody: 4:15pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
You look like my mama common come give it to dada!!! |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by blackmale(m): 4:16pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
hello, can you scratch the calling card for me,,,, i was like , sure,,, |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by sugar001(f): 4:19pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Guy: Where are you from? Me: Am from Akwa Ibom state. Guy: Really! But You don't look like them, and you don't sound like them. ** Fool how do they look and sound? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by lagcity(m): 4:36pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
chineke! u r dat victoria secret girl (model) abi? what is ya name? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by slimpoppa(m): 4:50pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Will you be my girlfriend? YES or NO, if NO, give reason(s) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by IbroSaunks(m): 5:06pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
who's gonna create a thread for their favorite pick-up |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by sinie: 5:06pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
I prayed about it and God said you are the one for me! And I was like 'God did not tell me oh' 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by FXKing2012(m): 5:08pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
slim poppa: lagcity: eemmason: SoftVersion: SimonAndal: These are the funniest so far. Crazy people! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by sandysprax(m): 5:32pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
U must be from Tennessee cos u are the only TEN i see. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kokoye(m): 5:45pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
That guy is a slacker _________ Are you sure you are not gay? ______________ I know you want me . .I just need to hear it ________________ |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by MarcAnthon(m): 5:55pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
halavoke: halavoke: |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Maxymilliano(m): 6:30pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Tried striking hearty chat with the ladies, next thing you'll hear is "What are you doing for a living? |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by manny4life(m): 6:54pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Maxymilliano: What is wrong with the question? I think that's a normal question depending on how you phrase it . |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Oletunow(m): 7:01pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Guy: You are an angel, do you live in this area? Gurl: No, angels lives in Heaven! |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Ranoscky(m): 7:15pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Brb. |
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by uzoexcel(m): 7:18pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
i luv u talk ur own |
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