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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by queensmith: 4:42pm On May 31, 2012
greateros: my very best pickup line: very beautiful package! i did love to explore the content if its ok by u.

it earned me a nice slap on two occasions and i ended up exploring the two packages.

The other times, it often earn me a nice smile and majority of the time i always ended up exploring the packages to the glory of gad! Hallelujah!

Lmao! Omg! It's funny when you are not on the receiving end of corny nonsense!
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by EyesWideOpen(m): 11:21am On Jul 08, 2012
cynthiafred67:
I was like Huh dude like seriously mtcheeeeeew abeg shift make I pass joor.
LOL!
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by toygod2: 3:15am On Jul 31, 2012
Hi.............too lame
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nmeri17: 10:15am On Sep 01, 2014
halavoke: If I told u dat u had a grt body, wud u hold it against me?

#deep
uzoexcel: i luv u talk ur own

grin grin
Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by Nmeri17: 10:36am On Sep 01, 2014
moHot: BOY----BABY I FEEL LIKE SEEING YOU NOW NOW
GIRL---YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM
BOY---JUST TELL ME WHERE AND I WILL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
GIRL---OYA COME AND MEET ME
BOY-----WHERE
GIRL----HEAVEN!!

i use this often when am chatting online

plot twist: My bed is HEAVEN on earth cool

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