I remember what someone actually did to me some sixteen years ago when I was in secondary school. I got a beautifully wrapped parcel and was quite unhappy about it because I wasn't expecting anything from my mates (the guys) who obviously prefered the other chics to me.

From the proddings and curiosity of the girls around me, I unwrapped it to find rotten eba and a dead lizard. The card that accompanied the parcel was an old vals card with the name of the previous owner scratched off it. Honestly, I wanted the ground to open up to swallow me. You can bet I was the laughing stock for the rest of that term. I'm now all grown up and have had better valentines *laughs*

So share your craziest valentine experiences for the fun of it.

So let's have some laughs.