Funlord, let's talk football here... Don't feed the troll...
Pataki, I know you know your football, can we just limit the dissing...

Too many tout here claiming to be literate, always cussing.

I call them 'educated illiterate'.

*outta of here*.

Pataki and Funlord, abeg make una no fight. We need to party to celebrate Man Utd's lashing of Swansea.

Pataki:


LOL! Don't disappoint me!

Patakshite! Go and ruminate about the pearls of wisdom I have given you this nice sunday morning! It is only a dumbo such as yourself that negates the facts on a public figures google or wikipedia pages and beats his chest about the information he gets from a rag and laughable paper such as the METRO!
You came here to troll and got your anus ripped apart by me and also your supposed facts were exposed to be nothing more than the hollow musings of an extremely dim witted ASSholenal fan!
I know you have felt pained since I ruptured your ego like a cheap pillow with my valid pointers, but what did you expect! You can't always run into a thread such as this 1 littered with champions, like a rabid hungry dog, foaming at the mouth, and typing hogwash and not expect to one day get slapped with the fury of angry mother kangaroo trying to protect its newborn! In this case the newborn was our united thread! And you got your deserved comeuppance so abeg deal with it!

We know your type here! When they have nothing else to say to hide their embarrassment they turn to the tried and tested "you copied or you have multiple accounts theory"! Your dwindling reputation is similar to that of your clubs own, so believe me when I say you are nothing but a running joke over here! Are you this jobless on a sunday morning? Did you bring up any debate that we have exchanged any banter over that has lead you to this point? NO? I thought as much! You seem eager to display your abject _stupidity for no discernable reason just like a kings royal clown does, and for someone always claiming to be an intellectual like your "picture snapping brother" you don't realise this is the attitude displayed by yobs on the street!

See you having emotional outbursts just like a teenage girl over nothing, or is your tampon itchy? I'm sure you must be one of the 1st men on earth that menustrates? Anyway your a "gayner", its a character flaw in most of you!

Listen braggart! I'm a boss which means I dictate the pace to subordinates and not the other way round! This emmission of frustration that you have been emitting since you logged on has even sent your rating further down societies totem pole even further and that's just sad! You are bland, vapid, and very similar to a big drum that sounds very loud from a distance! On closer inspection though I have only realised that you are nothing more than a meek little church rat, who feeds off the mob mentality due to your naturally bone deep cowardice!

I know In the small time you have known me I have enriched your pathetic soul by reminding you how to think intelligently and once more awakening the forgotten parts of your IQ that had been run over by cobwebs and maggots due to its dormant state! Don't worry it is my pleasure! Try not to think too hard about my eloquent way of getting my message across, after all I'm gnomic on purpose so as long as you get the basics you will be alright!


Now finally can you please involve me in a discussion related to my clubs match today or even your clubs transfer targets and not this local garage boy antics of trading barbs for no reason of which I'm sure you are an expert in due to your disadvantaged upbringing? If not then let me just say it has been my absolute pleasure insulting a hopeless cretin such as yourself this morning! Copy and paste THIS for posterity! Patak_SHIT!!!!

dopeJemi:



Shege

I no lie na. Abi no be one of una - an Alfa at moshalashi for that matter dey claim bedmatic victory for here?

patrickmuf:
Pataki, I know you know your football, can we just limit the dissing...

OK boss. I am just waiting till 5pm. I am no football pundit though. I am just a student of the sport.

O ga oh.
Just last night to this morning... Four pages of gibberish!

Me no like am oh!

Nihilist:


Buju?

As in Buju Banton? Was that his Nickname in school?

That makes sense now, I thought all his Patois was confra related before. Now I realise Nyabinghi is just a poor man's Ras Kimono

Buju Banton.

Who go allow this mangy smelly dog into any confra? Na Barney and friends?

Fight don start?

sinizia:
Pataki and Funlord, abeg make una no fight. We need to party to celebrate Man Utd's lashing of Swansea.

Me? Fight with this half breed? Ever since the day I made him look like the complete _tit that he is the nut hugger can't stay away from my mentions! Abeg oh whenever he has time for a soccer based debate with me and I finish educating him about the game then we can brawl! If I stop to pursue every dog that barks at me when I'm strolling down the street then I would never get to my destination! We all know he is pained! Who SEND the animal? Not me!

LTSHANGY:
Hahahaha.. anyways, i'll let that pass..

wasn't referring to you Bro.

It was nwaBingo I was referring to

Leyqute:

Dayum. Was it at Awo or Faj?
Starboard you no even send the guy again.

awo,faj even Mozambique.

funlord:


Me? Fight with this half breed? Ever since the day I made him look like the complete _tit that he is the nut hugger can't stay away from my mentions! Abeg oh whenever he has time for a soccer based debate with me and I finish educating him about the game then we can brawl! If I stop to pursue every dog that barks at me when I'm strolling down the street then I would never get to my destination! We all know he is pained! Who SEND the animal? Not me!

I no understand. . . This una beef when em start? Because it's getting too bloody. See as type long diss to your fellow human.

When are we gonna stop posting gibberish in the name of bashing?
5 pages
That's kinda too much!
United is playing Swansea in few hours time, thus I'm expecting to read analysis on this thread not bashing. Pls let's move on, and discuss about the match!
Enough pls!

funlord:


Patakshite! Go and ruminate about the pearls of wisdom I have given you this nice sunday morning! It is only a dumbo such as yourself that negates the facts on a public figures google or wikipedia pages and beats his chest about the information he gets from a rag and laughable paper such as the METRO!
You came here to troll and got your anus ripped apart by me and also your supposed facts were exposed to be nothing more than the hollow musings of an extremely dim witted ASSholenal fan!
I know you have felt pained since I ruptured your ego like a cheap pillow with my valid pointers, but what did you expect! You can't always run into a thread such as this 1 littered with champions, like a rabid hungry dog, foaming at the mouth, and typing hogwash and not expect to one day get slapped with the fury of angry mother kangaroo trying to protect its newborn! In this case the newborn was our united thread! And you got your deserved comeuppance so abeg deal with it!

We know your type here! When they have nothing else to say to hide their embarrassment they turn to the tried and tested "you copied or you have multiple accounts theory"! Your dwindling reputation is similar to that of your clubs own, so believe me when I say you are nothing but a running joke over here! Are you this jobless on a sunday morning? Did you bring up any debate that we have exchanged ideas about or any banter that has lead you to this point? NO? I thought as much! You seem eager to display your abject _stupidity for no discernable reason just like a kings royal clown does, and for someone always claiming to be an intellectual like your "picture snapping brother" you don't realise this is the attitude displayed by yobs on the street!

See you having emotional outbursts just like a teenage girl over nothing, or is your tampon itchy? I'm sure you must be one of the 1st men on earth that menustrates? Anyway your a "gayner", its a character flaw in most of you!

Listen braggart! I'm a boss which means I dictate the pace to subordinates and not the other way round! This emmission of frustration that you have been emitting since you logged in has even sent your rating further down societies totem pole even further and that's just sad! You are bland, vapid, and very similar to a big drum that sounds very loud from a distance! On closer inspection though I have only realised that you are nothing more than a meek little church rat, who feeds off the mob mentality due to your naturally bone deep cowardice!

I know In the small time you have known me I have enriched your pathetic soul by reminding you how to think intelligently and once more awakening the forgotten parts of your IQ that had been run over by cobwebs and maggots due to its dormant state! Don't worry it is my pleasure! Try not to think too hard about my eloquent way of getting my message across, after all I'm gnomic on purpose so as long as you get tha basics you will be alright!


Now finally can you please involve me in a discussion related to my clubs match today or even your clubs transfer targets and not this local garage boy antics of trading barbs for no reason of which I'm sure you are an expert in due to your disadvantaged upbringing? If not then let me just say it has been my absolute pleasure insulting a hopeless cretin such as yourself this morning! Copy and paste THIS for posterity! Patak_SHIT!!!!

LOL! Your verbiage is still nothing but jibber-jabber! You have a long way to go. Trust me, I will put you in the first class train of idiocy that you rightly belong. Your English writing is littered with unlimited tautologies all in the name of insults. Stop punishing my brain with this arrogant inanity of yours!

You think this is about wits and intellectual credibility? You lost that eons ago when you posted wikipedia to me! You are a disgrace to whomever had the pleasure to fund your education. I have told you before, and I will tell you again, you should be under the tutelage of your local street madman receiving daily slaps to for the induced mental state of idiocy you are in.

You spent 40-45 mins typing this hogwash?! No ''copy and paste insults'' from the internet? And you think I am impressed? I have told you, I have been slaying numbskulls far more intellectually superior to you since 100BC. I am an advocate for Nigeria to start building idiotic museums. You would be a classical master showpiece for the world to be dazzled with!

I am NEVER going to discuss football with you. You are a DIMWIT whose IQ should be never be explored, but rather thrown into the sea like Osama Bin Laden's lifeless body. Mr. WIKIPEDIA! Deeper Life Otondo!

I will respect the few Manure fans that have implored me to let you be for now. I have to get behind the wheels anyways, but if you type any megedefegede, I will be back like THE TERMINATOR to finish you off. I am not done with you. I am your living nightmare on this board! My very existence on this board will be the worst thing you live to remember of your copy and paste life. Sit back and enjoy the ride son! Trust me, it is worth it!

adeyemi2015:
When are we gonna stop posting gibberish in the name of bashing?
5 pages
That's kinda too much!
United is playing Swansea in few hours time, thus I'm expecting to read analysis on this thread not bashing. Pls let's move on, and discuss about the match!
Enough pls!

Soon, reasonable folks will quit this thread for all this Pac and Biggie wannabes...
It's so annoying seeing grown up folks spend time bashing themselves... Seun, please help us sanitize this space...

patrickmuf:
Soon, reasonable folks will quit this thread for all this Pac and Biggie wannabes...
It's so annoying seeing grown up folks spend time bashing themselves... Seun, please help us sanitize this space...

Like seriously!
I was so happy to join the thread, being an Official thread of my beloved Club. I thought I would be reading something reasonable about United every minute! I am very disappointed! But I hope it won't get worse than it is at the moment.

Pataki and Funlord, two heavyweight boxers..

Clash of Titans..

sinizia:
Pataki and Funlord, two heavyweight boxers..


Clash of Titans..

What are you really gonna benefit from this?
You ain't gonna "CHANGE" cos you are truly a fan of "CONTINUITY".

Pls, kind advise the dudes to sheath their respective swords instead of fueling it!

Todays game na real test for our defenders. if they can neutralize swansea attack I go start to give them reps.

Todays game na real test for our defenders. if they can neutralize swansea attack I go start to give them reps.

SIRcumalot:
Todays game na real test for our defenders.
if they can neutralize swansea attack I go start to give them reps.

With Mata on the right flank, Montero gonna enjoy and express himself like a new "Ronaldo". I am pitying Dermian in advance!!!

2000 pages next


Okay na.

sinizia:


I no understand. . . This una beef when em start? Because it's getting too bloody. See as type long diss to your fellow human.

See the coward don go run report me now I have a ban! Maybe that was his aim all along! Oh well!

adeyemi2015:

With Mata on the right flank, Montero gonna enjoy and express himself like a new "Ronaldo". I am pitying Dermian in advance!!!

Darmian will surprise you

Pataki:


LOL! Your verbiage is still nothing but jibber-jabber! You have a long way to go. Trust me, I will put you in the first class train of idiocy that you rightly belong. Your English writing is littered with unlimited tautologies all in the name of insults. Stop punishing my brain with this arrogant inanity of yours!

You think this is about wits and intellectual credibility? You lost that eons ago when you posted wikipedia to me! You are a disgrace to whomever had the pleasure to fund your education. I have told you before, and I will tell you again, you should be under the tutelage of your local street madman receiving daily slaps to for the induced mental state of idiocy you are in.

You spent 40-45 mins typing this hogwash?! No ''copy and paste insults'' from the internet? And you think I am impressed? I have told you, I have been slaying numbskulls far more intellectually superior to you since 100BC. I am an advocate for Nigeria to start building idiotic museums. You would be a classical master showpiece for the world to be dazzled with!

I am NEVER going to discuss football with you. You are a DIMWIT whose IQ should be never be explored, but rather thrown into the sea like Osama Bin Laden's lifeless body. Mr. WIKIPEDIA! Deeper Life Otondo!

I will respect the few Manure fans that have implored me to let you be for now. I have to get behind the wheels anyways, but if you type any megedefegede, I will be back like THE TERMINATOR to finish you off. I am not done with you. I am your living nightmare on this board! My very existence on this board will be the worst thing you live to remember of your copy and paste life. Sit back and enjoy the ride son! Trust me, it is worth it!

Shut that anus you call a mouth and go and keep reporting to mods you _stupid godforsaken, cowardly bastard!

Bashing is getting boring really......... Its nothing to boast about......
Forming bash lord on a faceless forum....There are better things to be proud of.....

Hoping for morgan, bastian central with Herrera at number 10.

patrickmuf:
Funlord, let's talk football here... Don't feed the troll...
Pataki, I know you know your football, can we just limit the dissing...

No wahala bruv! Na me do the mistake of answering that rhesus monkey! Let's get back to the footy!

If we're not discussing man utd on this thread, do we need a new man utd thread?

JigsawKillah:



Darmian will surprise you

Darmian is a fine Fullback, but without a strong backup and with a Player like Montero to duel with

Potential Lineup
Romero
Darmian» Smalling» Blind» Shaw»
Schweinsteiger» Schneiderlin»
Mata» Herreira» Depay»
Rooney»