xynerise:
Yes he is sick of not seeing you. Do sick people go to hotel? . I have warned Senator Chukwunaerigo to stop hanging out with girls that cant spell their names.

Caracta:
Huh? Why not Oriental Hotel? Who is he by the way? Please don't make me scroll up.

xynerise:
Pls read the first page and save my saliva/fingers the stress . When you are through, you can ask questions.

Caracta:
I just saw it. Now i know you don't like me

xynerise:
In this thread I am not your father

Caracta:
Fine!

*unfollows thread*

And please, don't beg me.

xynerise:
Please

Caracta:


Ayam back! Yipeee

porryred: morning house.speaker if i finish my efo riro with pounded yam on d floor of the house i get a motion to move.i want to ask is there any ghana must go yesterday?cos u know i go parole?

El Guapo: Speaker u act like u're new in this House. Chopandscrew that bagged a MSC In Pidgin English, a feat that gingered the entire Ekiti West Constituency choosing him as their Man-this is not a new Story.

My honourable Speaker and distinguised Senators, Yesterday i almost had a Cadiac arrest watching the Super Eagles put up a Lackadaisical and Lethargic perfomance against the harambee stars of Kenya.
Am very sure many Nigerians also went through similar Traumatic moment, or even gave up the ghost before that Loss time equaliser.

That begs the question, are we really prepared to be dubbed 'African Champions' or Is keshi really prepared to take this nation to Brazil?

In event he [keshi] fails to give a Delegation from this house a Cogent reason what happened yesterday in Calabar, honourable Speaker, am afraid we would have to sack him and lure in a strong experienced gaffer, probably my Elder brother HRH Eze Anuofia Thatkindthing, though he's at present ruling a Clan in my town, he would make himself available when a national assingment calls.

Thats my Motion.

xynerise:
We shouldnt conclude that Keshi is a bad coach Senator Anu. Remember he brought the AFCON trophy after 19yrs of trophy drought. Besides, I have warned you all to activate your electronic heart each time you watch the super eagles play. Dont worry senator Anu, we already have a ticket to Brazil next year.

So what happens to my Elder brother HRH, who i've already assured of the Gaffer's post?

He's a Stammerer o, this house has got to do something

El Guapo:

So what happens to my Elder brother HRH, who i've already assured of the Gaffer's post?

He's a Stammerer o, this house has got to do something

xynerise:
We have to quit nepotism in choosing a better coach. How about making your brother the Ball boy?

Nepotism? Hon Speaker who preached at ur Church today?

Have u given ur life to Jesus?

Am afraid this house doesn't know what the word 'truth' is, u might be risking ur post Speaker

El Guapo:

Nepotism? Hon Speaker who preached at ur Church today?

Have u given ur life to Jesus?

Am afraid this house doesn't know what the word 'truth' is, u might be risking ur post Speaker

xynerise:
With due respect Senator Anu, can you please take some steps backward? You have baptized me with your saliva. . I am a patriotic Nigerian for your info.

Lol!

I Laff in Itsekiri...

Last time the Arabians needed an Undiluted Uranium, they phoned for my Salivas - Are u not Just missing?

El Guapo:

Lol!

I Laff in Itsekiri...

Last time the Arabians needed an Undiluted Uranium, they phoned for my Salivas - Are u not Just missing?

xynerise:
Indeed. You saliva that contains leeches

But uhm...

Speaker on a very Serious note, how could u have given Tuface a Ferrari worth N47m as present yesterday, having initially reJected the bill that motioned for all Unemployed graduates to be paid 20,000 a Month!

Your ill acts don dey Pass mine and i hate that challenge

El Guapo: ^^ Hello, are u a Camera woman or a Senator?

El Guapo:

But uhm...

Speaker on a very Serious note, how could u have given Tuface a Ferrari worth N47m as present yesterday, having initially reJected the bill that motioned for all Unemployed graduates to be paid 20,000 a Month!

Your ill acts don dey Pass mine and i hate that challenge

Idowuogbo:
I resemble persin wey dey joke?

xynerise:
Senator Anu, pls hurry up and drag this mad woman out of this house. . Give her her cloths immediately.

Lwkmd!

Just wondering if here resemble the Market Square for her eye.

**Drags the Mad woman out, and squeezes her bweast in the Process

Nothing Personal honourable Senators

El Guapo:

Lwkmd!

Just wondering if here resemble the Market Square for her eye.

**Drags the Mad woman out, and squeezes her bweast in the Process

Nothing Personal honourable Senators

xynerise:
Apology accepted . Make sure you pour some disinfectants on the floor after you throw her out pls.

**Falls from a high table**

No nation has eva had such a Speaker oº°˚˚˚°!

xynerise: Good morning Senators and welcome to today's meeting . A new issue is on board as we speak. I have informed the TUC president to warn President Jonathan to stop the fuel subsidy based on the majority votes in the house to stop the president from subsidizing petrol. If you still have anything to say concerning the subsidy, pls say it now or forever remain silent on this issue. If you want us to proceed with the decision of the TUC, say "Aye"

AYe Mate