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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by linsa01(m): 3:50pm On Apr 04, 2012
yuzedo: 1. SCREAM!!! shocked shocked
2. Faint. . embarassed embarassed
3. Wake Up. . smiley cool
4. Dance galala (na.ked) angry smiley
5. Use N29.9m to buy chicken, turkey goat-meat, snail, duck-meat, pepper-soup, nkwobi, ram suya, tozo, etc. . cheesy tongue
6. Use the remaining N100,000 to play Baba Ijebu Lotto to win another N30m. . grin grin
7. Repeat Steps 1 - 6! wink wink

i cant stop laffing... This is crazy. Nice one. Lmao!
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 4:03pm On Apr 04, 2012
Buy a Rolls Royce.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by finadarlin(f): 4:03pm On Apr 04, 2012
hmm....pay my tithe, buy BB porshe, empathy n yes as much closthe, jewelry, shoes n brazillian hair as it can afford. wink
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by xterra2(m): 4:06pm On Apr 04, 2012
moderattor: build a church
appoint a pastor
and
ask for N5M seeds proceeds monthly with ten percent increment everymonth!
Do the math!

Na true ooo
Best idea
Build a church, and appoint a pastor
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Apr 04, 2012
finadarlin: hmm....pay my tithe, buy BB porshe, empathy n yes as much closthe, jewelry, shoes n brazillian hair as it can afford. wink

when you get the money,i have a porsche i wanna sell. 380K cash grin grin
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by free2ryhme: 4:16pm On Apr 04, 2012
;DI will pay specially trained mercenaries to go destroy national assembly and senate
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by achi4u(m): 4:16pm On Apr 04, 2012
What if i import saladine from germany,the type used by Hitler to kill his gen:Erwin Rommel.
to our rulers like:gringrin
abeg follow me count OOOooo...frm president down to LGA....
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Jawn(m): 4:17pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will take everything to a brothel, give it to one ashawo as a down payment for everyday sex till I die

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by dalaman: 4:18pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will burn it.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by chemashie(m): 4:19pm On Apr 04, 2012
Marry Tonto Dikeh and Omotola Jalade for three weeks and later settle down for business. I can‘t shout.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by 2rutalk1: 4:26pm On Apr 04, 2012
I will take everything to a brothel, give it to one ashawo as a down payment for everyday sex till I die.
I will personally stone you to death.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by free2ryhme: 4:28pm On Apr 04, 2012
dalaman: I will burn it.


buah hahahahahahahahahaha
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2012
Jawn: I will take everything to a brothel, give it to one ashawo as a down payment for everyday sex till I die

Lmao grin grin grin shocked
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Dextra(f): 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2012
First, Pay my tithe, Go shopping and get nice stuffs, Pay for tuition fee in advance, buy a house and lease out, give rest to other people.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by rman: 4:41pm On Apr 04, 2012
DonPRESEGS: I will build Hostel and ICT and youth empowerment base in UNIOSUN Main Campus Osogbo community


and get my alias aka SERVER which I'm addressed by most fellow students fulfilled the more

This is one very smart investment if you have money.
Last year I visited that campus and realised whoever builds something like yours would make a killing
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by hikmoj(m): 4:44pm On Apr 04, 2012
Just let me have the money 1st.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by basking4me: 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2012
30M is really little money though you dont have it yet, but then when you do, you realise, it aint just enough to cover your expenses not to talk of investments.

If one is not prudent with it, it will be gone in a jiffy. 30M naira is not enough security, it will only get one through for a while. It doesnt even put you in the league of big boys in town. there has to be repepeative/residual income, more like you have a money farm behind your backyard.

whatever business you do with 30M, will only get you by considering cost of running the business itself.

The real security lies in the Brains and ones ability to earnest it continously while doin legal runs.

I know these things!

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Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by fnk: 5:13pm On Apr 04, 2012
Go into Poultry business
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by deshclones(m): 5:14pm On Apr 04, 2012
chaiiiiiiiiii

Use 5m to import cherokee d'ass (the porn star) and amber rose so we can have a three.some..mehn. cool cool

5m will be spent on tiwa savage,tonto dike and sarah ofili,waje,toolz..chai..i go blow them tire...


10m will be spent on hotel bills ..cause we go stay for hilton...


10m will be spent on cars and clothes.. grin grin
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by JojoArmani(m): 5:24pm On Apr 04, 2012
NEROSKY: 10 million will be invested in any business of my choice,1.5m 4 education 4.5 for my family(though some kinda frnd maybe included) then 10million will be 4 land nd properties,(includin some kinda material things like laptop nd phone,)4 million will be 4 orphanage...God help to get this,i must spend it prudently..,.
See analysis for money wey him neva see o o .
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by StateOfMind: 5:26pm On Apr 04, 2012
Jawn: I will take everything to a brothel, give it to one ashawo as a down payment for everyday sex till I die


Lawd have mercy...this almost got me rolling on the floor at d salon. DAMN!
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by JojoArmani(m): 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2012
Ummmmmmm... Yes i will buy shoes for GEJ since he has no shoes and buy him suits to see if he will start wearing suit like Obama. So where is de money. Case closed.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by abdulkayus(m): 5:30pm On Apr 04, 2012
Wit jus 30 million naira
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by igosee: 5:45pm On Apr 04, 2012
basking4me: 30M is really little money though you dont have it yet, but then when you do, you realise, it aint just enough to cover your expenses not to talk of investments.

If one is not prudent with it, it will be gone in a jiffy. 30M naira is not enough security, it will only get one through for a while. It doesnt even put you in the league of big boys in town. there has to be repepeative/residual income, more like you have a money farm behind your backyard.

whatever business you do with 30M, will only get you by considering cost of running the business itself.

The real security lies in the Brains and ones ability to earnest it continously while doin legal runs.

I know these things!

You are right
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by BUSHMAN1: 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2012
i already have 30 million and honestly its not a lot of money
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by codernoni: 5:53pm On Apr 04, 2012
Chicken change. I'd tell my fowl to keep the change. I can't fit shout!
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 5:58pm On Apr 04, 2012
Presently lazy and contented with my job. Will put N25m in 90 day bonds and squander the rest. I'll be as obscene as ℓ̊ can.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Nobody: 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2012
Jojo Armani: See analysis for money wey him neva see o o .
ℓ̊ tire. So vivid.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Lindseyrd: 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2012
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basking4me: 30M is really little money though you dont have it yet, but then when you do, you realise, it aint just enough to cover your expenses not to talk of investments.

If one is not prudent with it, it will be gone in a jiffy. 30M naira is not enough security, it will only get one through for a while. It doesnt even put you in the league of big boys in town. there has to be repepeative/residual income, more like you have a money farm behind your backyard.

whatever business you do with 30M, will only get you by considering cost of running the business itself.

The real security lies in the Brains and ones ability to earnest it continously while doin legal runs.

I know these things!
THIS IS THE DUMPEST RESPONSE I HAVE SEEN SO FAR



30m naira is an equivalent of $200,000.Of course it's not enough to retire on but it's far more that enough to create a living for yourself only if you have a creative mind.It's so sad that we lack the discipline and skills of entrepreneurship.This is a very fantastic post that I would have expected people coming up lots of ideas and bringing it into reality for the benefit of all.People should start thinking of your environment and needs of the people within the geographical area and that is your target market.
Re: If You Had 30 Million Naira: What Would You Do? by Machini(m): 6:23pm On Apr 04, 2012
yuzedo: 1. SCREAM!!! shocked shocked
2. Faint. . embarassed embarassed
3. Wake Up. . smiley cool
4. Dance galala (na.ked) angry smiley
5. Use N29.9m to buy chicken, turkey goat-meat, snail, duck-meat, pepper-soup, nkwobi, ram suya, tozo, etc. . cheesy tongue
6. Use the remaining N100,000 to play Baba Ijebu Lotto to win another N30m. . grin grin
7. Repeat Steps 1 - 6! wink wink

hehehehehehe, u no serious.

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