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Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 6:35pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
The Business Package An airline introduced a special package for business men 'Buy a ticket and get your wife's ticket free'. After great success, the airline sent letters to all the wives asking them 'how was the trip?' All of them gave same reply "Which Trip?" 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 11:11pm On Sep 07, 2012 |
At an art exhibition two women were staring at a painting entitled, "Home for Lunch". The painting was of three very naked, and very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on both ends of the bench had black joysticks, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis. The two women were standing there, staring at the picture, scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can I help you with this painting?" he asked. "Well, yes" said the one woman. "We were curious about the picture of the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?" "Oh," said the artist. "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting. The three men are not African-Americans, they're coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went "Home for Lunch." |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 6:13pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
A boy went out to have cannabis with his friends in a hidden area, after about two hours they got a signal that Police was around. His friends signaled him to join them in escaping, at that point he began asking 'where are my legs?' |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 11:39am On Oct 05, 2012 |
A man went to the doctor complaining that every time he spoke, he farted. "You must (FFFaaaart....) help me, Doc. Its extremely (whwhwhiiiiffffle...) embarrassing. The only (Phhheeeeeeooooowwww....) saving grace is that the farts don't (sssssphphrrrrrroophphphphphph....) smell." "Hmm!" said the doctor, "I'll have to send you to a specialist." "Will that be a gastro-enterologist (Faaaaaaart) or a surgeon?" said the patient. "Neither," said the doctor. "I'm sending you to an Ear, Nose & Throat Specialist. If you think those farts don't smell, then you've got something wrong with your nose ! !" |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by swtchicgurl: 11:46am On Oct 05, 2012 |
nice jokes eke, long tym |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 12:00pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
^^hi pretty am good and hope you are too. Have been busy taking care of BG since he went haywire. But signals reaching me from yaba left shows he's recovering. |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by swtchicgurl: 5:04pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
ekeroyal: ^^hi pretty am good and hope you are too. Have been busy taking care of BG since he went haywire. But signals reaching me from yaba left shows he's recovering. lolz! naughty you. besides, who's BG? |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 1:31pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Don't tell me you don't know the one and only mad man of this section. |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 5:45pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!". 1 Like |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by lancey(m): 6:58pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
nice work bro |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 9:08pm On Oct 18, 2012 |
lancey: nice work bro Thanks bro |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 6:46pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
FUN TIME (laugh with caution) ============================= Always check your dictionary well...... 'Good-Morning Doc,' Musa says. 'I want to be Castrated.' 'What on Earth for?' asks the Doctor in amazement. 'I...... It's something I'v been thinking about for a longtime & I want to have it done,' he replies. 'But have you thought it through properly?' asks the Doctor. 'It's a very serious operation and once it's done,there's no going back.It will change your Life forever!' 'I'm aware of that & you're not going to change my mind,so either you book me in to be Castrated or I'll simply go to another Doctor.' 'Well,Ok,'says the Doctor, 'But it's against my better Judgement!' So he had his operation and the next day, he is up & walking very slowly, legs apart down the Hospital Corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him, is another patient walking in exactly the same manner. 'Hi there?' Musa says, 'It looks as if you've just had the same operation as mine!' 'Well, ' said the patient, 'I finally decided after 37 years of Life that I'd like to be Circumcised.' He stared at him in horror and screamed,,,,,,,, 'SHIT,THAT'S THE WORD!' AH! I made a mistake! |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 10:51pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
A man was having problems with premature eja.culation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to eja-culate, try startling yourself.” That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the celebrated 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to eja.culate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, “How did it go?” The man answered, “Not that well. When I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.” |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 7:16am On Nov 18, 2012 |
There is a factory in Essex which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Shelley is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Shelley surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Shelley. 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...' he continues 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. 1 Like |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 12:00am On Dec 06, 2012 |
RENT FOR APARTMENT A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque & mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following letter: Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1- it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large. Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following watch out for part 2 |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 7:41am On Jan 02, 2013 |
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, "Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?" The flight attendant answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient." Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer asked, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?" The flight attendant replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much time washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our joysticks." The customer looked confused. "How does that help?" he asked. "Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands." The customer nodded and asked, "But how do you get it back in your pants?" The flight attendant smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon." |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:47am On Jan 03, 2013 |
ekeroyal: Catch the laugh in here as this thread is a collective one, past and present.*laughs*nice jokes,ekeroyal,I don miss u,where hav u been |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by bingbagbo(m): 11:15am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: GUY ARE U GAY |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:51am On Jan 03, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:sumtin lik dat 1 Like |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by bingbagbo(m): 12:08pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: i bind you in jizorz name... |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 12:14pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:why d pretense,se u no dey 4 gay's club ni,abi u don 4get ni?! |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by bunmioguns(m): 12:18pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by bingbagbo(m): 2:00pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: I BIND YOU |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 2:05pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 8:36am On Jan 04, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: Thanks bro, have been very fine. Just been busier than usual. How are you too? bin gbagbo: BG, the gay Lord, hope you have your Vaseline and your partner, cos we don't keep such. Now let me direct you to where you can find a space. (Gambari!) |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:47am On Jan 04, 2013 |
ekeroyal:Am cul,don't mind him,can't u see dat his name resembles his character BIN AGBO(RAM). |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 9:22am On Jan 04, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: T's the man 1 Like |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by bingbagbo(m): 11:23am On Jan 04, 2013 |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:47am On Jan 04, 2013 |
bin gbagbo:when will u learn 2 face reality and accept ur responsibilities,bin?! |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
ekeroyal: Old local blacksmithThis one got me giggling. |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
ekeroyal: FUN TIME (laugh with caution)Lol |
Re: Laugh 'agege Laff' The Royal Way by ekeroyal(m): 2:48pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Thanks Vanneri Mr. T, BG is like that boy who wakes up and forgets what he looks like or what he's wearing and goes bragging about his looks and his "all seeing" shorts. Please save your saliva, I mean your time and energy. BG is a robot, you can comprehend the rest. 1 Like |
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