ekeroyal: Thanks Vanneni

You're welcome.

RENT FOR APARTMENT PART 2

'Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management.
Therefore send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
Thanks for your understanding

Bunmi an adventurous young man was embarking on a long trip, decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the
underwear & gives the key to his best friend Bin Gee, saying: 'If i don't come back in 10 years, set
her free'.

Bunmi was only 30 mins into his journey when he sees a cloud of dust behind
him, he pulls over. It was Bin chasing after him with a bike.

'What's wrong?' he asked. Bin, still clearing the dust from his nostrils, replies:
'You gave me the wrong key!

ekeroyal: Bunmi an adventurous young man was embarking on a long trip, decides his wife should wear steel underwear. He locks the
underwear & gives the key to his best friend Bin Gee, saying: 'If i don't come back in 10 years, set
her free'.

Bunmi was only 30 mins into his journey when he sees a cloud of dust behind
him, he pulls over. It was Bin chasing after him with a bike.

'What's wrong?' he asked. Bin, still clearing the dust from his nostrils, replies:
'You gave me the wrong key!

^^hi Mr. Bin Gee, how's life? Long time...

doing great, eke hav e u been discharged? lol

bin gbagbo:
doing great, eke hav e u been discharged? lol

Local pot calling plate black. SMH!

Hope you're taking your drugs, because the next time you're admitted it'll take a really long time before you get discharged.

ekeroyal:

Local pot calling plate black. SMH!

Hope you're taking your drugs, because the next time you're admitted it'll take a really long time before you get discharged.

lol

eke

swtchicgurl: eke

Hi Swt how are you? Damn long.

ekeroyal:
Hi Swt how are you? Damn long.

yea, i'm good. trust you're great too? how family?

swtchicgurl:

yea, i'm good. trust you're great too? how family?

Everyone's fine here.

@Mr. T, much respect sir!

Joystick poem 2(Written by Big Vajina for Bin Gee)

"Oh, pe-ni$, you look so good
When you poke me with your morning wood
I'd love to give you a nice, wet lick
On your juicy mushroom tip
Oh, pe-ni$, please will you penetrate my walls?...
...and punish my taint with your smacking balls?
Oh, pe-ni$, please do say yes
When I ask you to blow your load on my chest
Oh, pe-ni$, please rub my clity
You amazing, hard, throbbing dic.k!

THE MAFIA GODFATHER AND GUIDO

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not
have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his
lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried under the shed behind my cousin Bruno's house.

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."


......you know what happened.

HUSBAND WANTED

A lonely woman aged 70, decided she wanted to get married. She put an ad
in a local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened
the door to see a gray-haired gentle man with no arms nor legs sitting in
a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to
consider to you, are you? Just look at yourself....you have no legs" The
old man smiled, "Therefore I can't run around you!"

She snorted. "You have no hands either!" Again the man said "nor can I
beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
With that the old man gently leaned back, beamed a broad smile and said,
"I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback but she decided to tell him the truth.

"It's called sexual intercourse darling."

Little Akpors said "Oh OK" and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily

"Grandma it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Miriam's mum wants to talk to you."

The Blonde joke to end all Blonde jokes

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively agitated.

"What does it look like?" Asked the blonde. The policewoman replied, "it's square and has your picture on it".

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

After having a look, the blonde officer then handed it back saying, "Ok you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.