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Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by jackpot(f): 9:05pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
It was a big fight today btw mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Mother-in-law: "my son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year. . ." Daughter-in-law: "ma, that was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking." Mother-in-law: "I carried him for 9 months. . ." Daughter-in-law: "He was only 3.5KG then; wasn't he? . . . So whats the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERY NIGHT AND HE IS 110 KG NOW." @nairalanders Who do you think has the bigger stake in the Man? |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by Chimezie198(m): 9:13pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
** Rolls motor-cycle tyre across d thread** |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by luckgames(m): 9:32pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
wife |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by jackpot(f): 9:35pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
Chimezie198: ** Rolls motor-cycle tyre across d thread** |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by jackpot(f): 9:37pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
luckgames: wife |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by akj26(m): 11:33pm On Apr 11, 2012 |
lol. Naa wife |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by confuscius: 12:29am On Apr 12, 2012 |
Confucius says "If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends or wife, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has". |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by Chimezie198(m): 12:42am On Apr 12, 2012 |
jackpot: |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by jackpot(f): 6:04am On Apr 12, 2012 |
Chimezie198:*blows her a kiss* |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by jackpot(f): 6:06am On Apr 12, 2012 |
confuscius: Confucius says "If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends or wife, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has".summarize, bro are you saying it's the wife or the mother? |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by cheeryangy(f): 6:29am On Apr 12, 2012 |
No one owns him, so he shdnt do what either of them says |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by kemiola89(f): 6:42am On Apr 12, 2012 |
@cherry, what do you mean 'no one owns him'? Someone definitely owns him. I'd go for the wife cos most men do claim der own their wives. |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by Chimezie198(m): 7:53am On Apr 12, 2012 |
jackpot: *blows her a kiss** touches her b..reast** |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by confuscius: 12:04pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
jackpot: summarize, bro Confucius says "if the words of Confucius are explained in plain text, they lose their value and may then be regarded as the rants of a mediocre" |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by Nobody: 12:49pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
The punny i ''pops'' out from owns me to the punny i dig. |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
The punny i ''pops'' out from owns me to the punny i dig. The punny i ''pops'' out from owns me to the punny i dig. |
Re: Who Owns The Man: The Mother Or The Wife? by doeeyed: 3:05pm On Apr 12, 2012 |
The true worth of a man is the ability to know his own mind, Making decisions from a balanced well-researched angle. It defies logic in todays world, to compartmentalize a person in just 1 box. A mark of maturity is being able to carry effectively your different roles. You are you, then, a son, a brother, a husband, a worker ( in whatever capacity) Same goes for the woman. YOU own yourself, owe urself the victory that comes with living a balanced life, NOT any punny, u "popped" out from (PERMANENT) or presently "banging ". (CHANGEABLE OR TEMPORARY) PS: the wife clamouring for ownership with her mother-in-law, is yet to pass Marriage 101 course. Need to re-sit the course/ exam. 1 Like |
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