I knew it had to be Ivanovic for any Chelsea defender. I was hoping to save £1m for something else.

nateevs:

Only 60 points so far mate. Two errors. Assuming Filipe will play and not following through and making Fab my captain.
What do you have?

Nihilist, how are you faring?

66 points...

Coogar has 90?!

You be winch?

Nihilist:

66 points...

Coogar has 90?!

You be winch?

93 points & i had costa on the bench sef. didn't know he would hit the ground running quickly. weimann, sturridge were sufficient.

Ibime what is your position on this present Chelsea squad? Is it adequate and better than Liverpool's cos if shyte should hit the fan i no want make December reach now make you come begin dey tell me story for the gods

Ordinary Burnley

Olaone1: Ordinary Burnley

G and D.

sephia: I thought he was washed up but that pass has silenced me for life.
Great, exciting play. Good start.

Bluediva you know it's good to have you around.

Tell me, are you impressed with Costa? Or do you still see another flop in him?

nateevs: Up and running. 3 points. I am glad with what I have seen. We can only get better.

There will be sides who'd slip up at Turf Moor this season, and it is testament to Chelsea's class that they made the victory seem so straightforward.

This is the kind of game we need to finish off in style if we are to win the league again.

AirborneLacer:

Bluediva you know it's good to have you around.

Tell me, are you impressed with Costa? Or do you still see another flop in him?

Honestly he's been impressive so far. I hope it lasts. It's the experience of our numerous flops that has turned me to a sceptic.

Graham Poll says it all, Micheal Oliver is still inexperienced!

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2728268/Michael-Oliver-showed-lacking-experience-booking-Chelsea-s-Diego-Costa-against-Burnley.html

sephia:

Honestly he's been impressive so far. I hope it lasts. It's the experience of our numerous flops that has turned me to a sceptic.

I do understand ya skepticism, I reall do, but dear we all know a maker when we see one.

Costa is one!

Cesc was misused by Barcelona - Jose

Same damn thing I was saying lastnite!

www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/19/jose-mourinho-cesc-fabregas-chelsea-burnley

Fabregas made more tackles and interceptions than Matic last night, Refreshing for me, we should expect him more as a CM as the season progresses

A40: Ibime what is your position on this present Chelsea squad? Is it adequate and better than Liverpool's cos if shyte should hit the fan i no want make December reach now make you come begin dey tell me story for the gods

Get lost nigga.

Mikel, Cech nd Felipe got their names misspelt.

Nihilist:

66 points...

Coogar has 90?!

You be winch?

Nor chop the Bread oh. . .

Coog nor get Bsc. talkless of Diploma for FPL. . Pictures or we dont believe it. .

lalaboi:

Nor chop the Bread oh. . .

Coog nor get Bsc. talkless of Diploma for FPL. . Pictures or we dont believe it. .

Damn! I'm surprised.

Coog that has been shying away from this kinda contest for aeon to be doing 90Points in Matchday 1?

lalaboi:
Nor chop the Bread oh. . .

Coog nor get Bsc. talkless of Diploma for FPL. . Pictures or we dont believe it. .

AirborneLacer:
Damn! I'm surprised.
Coog that has been shying away from this kinda contest for aeon to be doing 90Points in Matchday 1?

oh ye of little faith.....
do you believe me now?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1637493_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

coogar:



oh ye of little faith.....
do you believe me now?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1637493_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Ultimate Premier league!!

And your feeling high when you had 160million to buy as much quality!

93 points is average!

lalaboi:

Ultimate Premier league!!

And your feeling high when you had 160million to buy as much quality!

93 points is average!

£160 million to buy 25 squad players. it's tighter than a nun's fanny. normal FPL is £100m to buy 15 squad players.

if 93 points is average, how am i ranked 26th globally then? why are seasoned vets like nihilist & nateevs copping 60 points if 93 is average?

coogar:



oh ye of little faith.....
do you believe me now?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1637493_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

It's a miracle!

coogar:

£160 million to buy 25 squad players. it's tighter than a nun's fanny. normal FPL is £100m to buy 15 squad players.

if 93 points is average, how am i ranked 26th globally then? why are seasoned vets like nihilist & nateevs copping 60 points if 93 is average?

With 160m. You can buy a good 11 and 4 very good backups for each position then fill your team with cheap but good players. compared to 100million for 15.

Perhaps its not average and maybe what's expected but not to be compared with ordinary FPL league players. You can fill a host of big names in an 11, something you cannot try in fpl

WHen did Nihilist and Nateevs turn Vets? lol. Nateevs barely completes a season!

lalaboi:
With 160m. You can buy a good 11 and 4 very good backups for each position then fill your team with cheap but good players. compared to 100million for 15.

there are rules to this - you must have a quota of home-grown players, under-21 and then mercenaries. you can't just go on a shopping spree like city.

100/15 is even more than 160/25.

Perhaps its not average and maybe what's expected but not to be compared with ordinary FPL league players. You can fill a host of big names in an 11, something you cannot try in fpl

FPL managers would get lost here. so many things to consider & too many decisions to ponder. there's no wildcard throughout the season - we only get to make changes in this transfer window & the one in january. after august 31, it's the same squad till january

WHen did Nihilist and Nateevs turn Vets? lol. Nateevs barely completes a season!

i thought they win big in the FPL. even if they don't, they have been playing the game for aeons now. abeg, don't rain on my parade. no worry, if i win £1,000 at the end of the month, i go send you £70 to buy a pair of puma trainers.

AirborneLacer: Cesc was misused by Barcelona - Jose

Same damn thing I was saying lastnite!

www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/19/jose-mourinho-cesc-fabregas-chelsea-burnley

After one game abi?!

We are watching........... We will find out with a couple more games to come if it was Barca that misused Fabregas or if it is Fabregas who hasnt been consistent and getting better!

This Ice box Challenge na wah o. . .

JT got nominated by Ashley cole, and he in turn nominated Mikel, Lampard and Rafa Benitez

coogar:
there are rules to this - you must have a quota of home-grown players, under-21 and then mercenaries. you can't just go on a shopping spree like city.

100/15 is even more than 160/25.

FPL managers would get lost here. so many things to consider & too many decisions to ponder. there's no wildcard throughout the season - we only get to make changes in this transfer window & the one in january. after august 31, it's the same squad till january

i thought they win big in the FPL. even if they don't, they have been playing the game for aeons now. abeg, don't rain on my parade. no worry, if i win £1,000 at the end of the month, i go send you £70 to buy a pair of puma trainers.

Dont make it look like its harder than it should be jare. I wish i had played sef, is it too late to register?


Make am £100 so i can at least get a nice Nike/Adidas lol. I go dey root for you now. Team Coog!

Saw this on tweeter,very funny.

lalaboi:

With 160m. You can buy a good 11 and 4 very good backups for each position then fill your team with cheap but good players. compared to 100million for 15.

Perhaps its not average and maybe what's expected but not to be compared with ordinary FPL league players. You can fill a host of big names in an 11, something you cannot try in fpl

WHen did Nihilist and Nateevs turn Vets? lol. Nateevs barely completes a season!

Lalaboiy I have consistently finished above you in the last two seasons....

You are not qualified to even kiss my fantasy football canvass

lalaboi:
Dont make it look like its harder than it should be jare. I wish i had played sef, is it too late to register?

it's never too late to register. seeing that most managers averaged about 60 points, you can recoup all that within 5-6 gameweeks

Make am £100 so i can at least get a nice Nike/Adidas lol. I go dey root for you now. Team Coog!

ok, i will raise the stake to £99.99.

ElFenomeno1:

After one game abi?!

We are watching........... We will find out with a couple more games to come if it was Barca that misused Fabregas or if it is Fabregas who hasnt been consistent and getting better!

Elpusnonino aka Elshitnonino finally shows up in all his glory of gayness. Who asked for ur useless opinion here ? U berra shattap dere u chimpanzee.... and tk ur shiiit to ur gayners corner bf I descend on u today.

Ekpa sheshi.....Ozwo

ElFenomeno1:

After one game abi?!

We are watching........... We will find out with a couple more games to come if it was Barca that misused Fabregas or if it is Fabregas who hasnt been consistent and getting better!

So Rich!

A fish that's meant for the ocean got caught and placed on the ground. Her strength fizzled out and she failed to make convincing movement because she has found herself on an unfamiliar territory.

Instead of showing mercy on the poor creature for being misused, you had the cojones to accuse her of not being consistent?!

Your kind of being makes Hitler appear like Jesus!

hawtboi:

Elpusnonino aka Elshitnonino finally shows up in all his glory of gayness. Who asked for ur useless opinion here ? U berra shattap dere u chimpanzee.... and tk ur shiiit to ur gayners corner bf I descend on u today.

Ekpa sheshi.....Ozwo

Who is this bastar...d?!
Reveal your sorry self and let me give you another reason to change moniker!
The street is watching.............. Dipstick!