raumdeuter:


Its for this same reason that I didnt learn how to ride a bicycle. I didnt learn when I was young, when I went for NYSC the opportunity came and I told people I will rather trek than break leg from bicycle fall, What will I tell people that in my 20's I got a fracture riding bicycle or worse still enter trailer mouth

airmark:

I remember your boss calling the arsenal 2nd leg, a concluded game after arsenal won second leg, as if you gave it away. Mufutau like you didn't raise a finger to refute it. Meanwhile, will you back the other emboldened line with your #50k march salary against 500 usd ? If your line is correct in all totality you become richer tomorrow morning. Dont start shaking like malnourished togolese goat o. Game?

raumdeuter:


Its for this same reason that I didnt learn how to ride a bicycle. I didnt learn when I was young, when I went for NYSC the opportunity came and I told people I will rather trek than break leg from bicycle fall, What will I tell people that in my 20's I got a fracture riding bicycle or worse still enter trailer mouth

diggz:



Bwuahahahaha.....u no even shame say u no fit ride bycicle?

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha.....u no even shame say u no fit ride bycicle?

nateevs:
Old man. You no dey shame. You no fit ride bike.

airmark:


This is a lie.

raumdeuter:


WHo bicycle epp. I will rather walk jare, How I wan explain to people that I broke a leg riding bike? I already have enough scars on my shin from football

I dont do anything that involves any form of risk again

I dont even swim sef

A40:

That bicycle na dead. If one must die at least die like a G on top a powerbike.

Swimming though is a very important life skill. Plus na the highest exercise

bykebyke:

Bale isn't better than Hazard.

raumdeuter:




WHo bicycle epp. I will rather walk jare, How I wan explain to people that I broke a leg riding bike? I already have enough scars on my shin from football

I dont do anything that involves any form of risk again

I dont even swim sef

diggz:


Lol...... I feel you though, with age and responsibilities one natural tend to reduce his or her exposure to unnecessary risk.

I don't do no late night runs again as long as I dey Naija. I no play soccer again bcuz I no fit cum turn cripple for ball wey no dey bring in money. I don finally stop beer n alcohol generally(at least for now). Plus, I generally avoid anywhere I see unrest or hear say wahala dey, I can't shout.


Burr u for try dey swim na....that one na correct exercise.

randomperson:

But he is... Faster, stronger, better header, better finisher, stronger mentality

randomperson:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/apr/28/tottenham-gareth-bale-pfa-player-of-year

A40:

If the intensity of your daftness was not hotter than Abuja sun right now you would be able to differentiate fans bragging from potential events on the pitch

airmark:

Mufutau, leave abuja sun alone. Back your claim that ribery had only 4 assists with your salary and stand the chance of winning 500usd. Dont be a ninny, this is your chance to opt out of recession.

bykebyke:

Faster,Stronger,Better Header.

What the fück is this?

FIFA??


If he didn't play for Madrid he would not be mentioned in the same sentence as Hazard sef.


The disrespect.

randomperson:

You're not giving any reasons why we should consider hazard the better player... Or are we just supposed to take your word for it?

bykebyke:

Bale can't dribble, deny him space and the dude is close to useless.Has amazing athleticism, but lacks a lot in footwork or technical skill.


Jordi Alba takes him to sleep in every Clasico,because he tries to get past Alba with pace and loses 95% of the time.


Jesus Christ...Haven't seen a footballer with little ability rated so highly.

LordEmperoris1:
you don de mad

bale is ahead of neymar and hazard

don't rate hazard ahead of bale again(compare him with diving machine neymar

bykebyke:
Bale hasn't scored against the top5 in LaLiga since his arrival.
Went 2 years in a CL campaign with 0 goals.Off you go.

raumdeuter:


If you show that in the Bayern treble winning season If you show that Ribery has more direct contribution(Goals and assists) than Muller in the CL then you win $500

LordEmperoris1:
THRASH


BALE 2 UCL

NEYMAR 1UCL

HAZARD 0

BALE>NEYMAR>HAZARD


UCL IS THE MAIN TIN

LordEmperoris1:
THRASH


BALE 2 UCL

NEYMAR 1UCL

HAZARD 0

BALE>NEYMAR>HAZARD


UCL IS THE MAIN TIN

bykebyke:

Team success does not equate to Individual ability you idiot.

airmark:


bykebyke, can you see problems dayo has prepared for you?

raumdeuter:


Same here bro, I have come a long way and invested too much in my life than to just jam one afowofa mishap Night runs minimal, soccer minimal, alcohol reduced to minimum, car racing no, exercise na just jogging sef.

If I hear loud sound na me go first disappear.

Swimming, I don pass the age I should learn. And when I dey Naija na so we go do parole for one beach La champaign tropicana, everyone was getting on a boat into the ocean, I refused na so one of the guys wey enter their boat capsized and it was the local lifeguards who had to jump into the water to save them.

You don see the kain bone injuries Ibime and nateevs dey get on top soccer? which account I wan write that

airmark:


Bookmarked.

cc A40 , ramuzaki raumdeuter, chic2pimp , pkasso , dmcdad, debroslink, coded01, chelseafan1 , all 5 man utd fans.

lordfalcao:
Premier League in 2017:

Most tackles won: N'Golo Kanté (34)
Most interceptions: David Luiz (32)
Most passes: Cesar Azpilicueta (538)


Man u fans oya catch diabetes.

airmark:


Bookmarked.

cc A40 , ramuzaki raumdeuter, chic2pimp , pkasso , dmcdad, debroslink, coded01, chelseafan1 , all 5 man utd fans.

Chelseafan1:


Let us see the number of tackles and interceptions won by Matic.

LordEmperoris1:
THRASH


BALE 2 UCL

NEYMAR 1UCL

HAZARD 0

BALE>NEYMAR>HAZARD


UCL IS THE MAIN TIN

raumdeuter:


I wont even do powerbike, Anything not an enclosed vehicle that can stand slight collision i no dey follow do

You know say you be riverine person, when I small I don sneak go swim before and dem burst me for house because of my red eye after flogging gave me lecture of many people who died inside water since than any water wey pass shower I no dey do

diggz:



Lol...... so bykebyke too don learn how to shift post