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The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by acidtalk: 7:56pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Came across this post over a year ago and still loved the message. Ti*t for Tat that's the name of the game. I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. 2 Likes |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by nitrogen(m): 9:29pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
( acidtalk: Came across this post over a year ago and still loved the message. i love this. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by acidtalk: 11:55pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
nitrogen: ( I had tears dropping from my eyes while laughing. So funny. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by Nobody: 7:32am On Nov 07, 2012 |
acidtalk:did dat happen 4real or ur joking? U fall my hand!! |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by acidtalk: 8:07am On Nov 07, 2012 |
How now? h |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by eagleeye2: 8:34am On Nov 07, 2012 |
Double Standards exists in the world of women. I can't stop laughing. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by MrsChima(f): 9:50am On Nov 07, 2012 |
eagle,eye: Double standards exists in the world of men. (2% to laughing mode) |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by Kslib(m): 9:53am On Nov 07, 2012 |
Lol.Very funny.. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by dont8(m): 10:09am On Nov 07, 2012 |
Leader of the feminist movement, I hail o Mrs.Chima: |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by Nobody: 10:15am On Nov 07, 2012 |
LOL!So touching...if only my fellow guys and girlr would be like this...the world would be a better place 4 us all |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by Nobody: 10:37am On Nov 07, 2012 |
too bad it is not like this |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by Nobody: 12:15pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by ngmart(m): 12:32pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
n.oxide:Indeed |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by AB10(m): 1:43pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Nice, but most Nigerian men entice women with money. So... |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by claremont(m): 1:51pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Good stuff. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by MrsChima(f): 3:52pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
AB10: Nice, but most Nigerian men entice women with money. So... Hmm. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by MrsChima(f): 3:53pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
dont8: Leader of the feminist movement, I hail o You forgot to put my slippers on. Hurry! |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by UjSizzle(f): 4:10pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Hahahahaha wicked guy. |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by dont8(m): 5:38pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
It will cut your legs off. Mrs.Chima: |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by fairygeh(f): 6:48pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Lwkmd.chai |
Re: The World Will Be A Better Place If All Men Were Like This by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
n.oxide:i beg to differ...THIS IS A MISTRESSBULK |
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