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If Naija Girls Were Banks. by sapien(m): 7:02am On May 03, 2012 |
*The tall slim ones are called "SKYE BANK". *The robust and spacious ones are "OCEANIC BANK". *The ones that move from one relationship to another are called "INTERCONTINENTAL BANK". *The ones that dash their womanliness to every Tom,Diick and Harry are called "ACCESS BANK". *The silent but dangerous ones are "FIRST INLAND BANK". *Those who are not cute yet they love being heard are called "BANK PHB". *Those who stick to one man are "FIDELITY BANK". *Those who seem caring but debit you massively for every affection are called "UBA". *Those that go to any extent to make you sad are "ZENITH BANK". *Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue are "UNION BANK". *The brief and summarized ones are called "MICROFINANCE BANKS" *The huge ones that stand firmly are "FIRST BANK" *The beautiful,reserved and homely ones are called " DIAMOND BANKS" *The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the boyfriends are broke are "GTB" So,ladies,which bank are you? Guys,which bank do your ladies belong? |
Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by Killz3(m): 7:28am On May 03, 2012 |
This is some granulated Bullshit! |
Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by sapien(m): 8:13am On May 03, 2012 |
~Killz~:Must you always comment? |
Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by 190: 8:22am On May 03, 2012 |
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Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by ijebabe: 9:20am On May 03, 2012 |
~Killz~:Thank you Killz! Op must have been bored, mtcheewww! |
Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by Killz1(m): 12:26pm On May 09, 2012 |
ijebabe: |
Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by cindyrella(f): 1:57pm On May 09, 2012 |
this is bullshit... |
Re: If Naija Girls Were Banks. by Sijo01(f): 2:16pm On May 09, 2012 |
Expired joke! |
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