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Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by thehomer: 7:46am On May 17, 2012
KamiLara:

@thehomer

It is what it is.

Yes, the problem was eating the fruit and thereby breaking an underlying rule.

The knowledge Adam had before eating the fruit other than the command that he shouldn't eat the fruit

was Adam's understanding that lives are at stake if the fruit is eaten.

Eve said that ordinarily touching the fruit will make them die.

It is clearly obvious and easily seen that it was Adam that passed on this knowledge or information to Eve.

The rule or command; using your choice word; especially relating to man, is fundamental in the grand scheme of the universe.

You still don't seem to understand what I'm saying which is why I made a contrast with a child. Telling a child not to do something but the child does it doesn't mean the child and its future offspring deserve to be punished for eternity.

KamiLara:
What was I getting at with code?

Well, codes. They are everywhere.

Examples to list a few are Universal Code; Human Rights Code; Software code; Genetic Code etc

Codes can be guidelines, instructions, algorithms etc

Codes are there for sanity sake.

Everything, codes, whatnot hinged on that single rule or command

but the scale was tipped when the rule was broken.

The Pandora's box got opened.

Disarray set in. The whole shebang started going haywire thereafter,

taking an oblique course or direction, not in the beginning or originally intended.


Are you saying that eating the fruit caused earthquakes, plagues, asteroids etc?
Anyway, it looks as though this topic has been derailed. What I'd like to know is why God allowed the twins to come out that way and what he did to rectify it.
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by KamiLara: 8:52pm On May 17, 2012
thehomer:

You still don't seem to understand what I'm saying which is why I made a contrast with a child.

Telling a child not to do something but the child does it doesn't mean the child and its future offspring deserve to be punished for eternity.



Are you saying that eating the fruit caused earthquakes, plagues, asteroids etc?

Anyway, it looks as though this topic has been derailed.

What I'd like to know is why God allowed the twins to come out that way and what he did to rectify it.

@thehomer

I sure do understand what you are saying or implying

Why contrasting?

Don't you recognise that Adam was a grown and was never a child.

I bet you wouldn't do things the way God did.

I bet you'll play it safe. Goody two-shoes, yeah?

What you call punishment, is actually a passing phase

It is a temporary pattern of behavior for the process to run out

Our discourse is not derailing the topic (i.e. Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures)) at all

It has a bearing on the topic and/or has a connection with the post at issue

You would like to know why God allowed the twins to come out that way and what he did to rectify it.

Why God allowed the twins to come out that way?

Shít happens. The hallmark since eating the fruit.

Showing somebody some tough love today will save them heartache in the future

though it may cause a small amount of upset for the receiver immediately after the "Tough Love" has been dispensed

Well this is kind of like wanting to know what Bill Gate allowed your word document produced on your computer come out corrupted the way it did

and what Bill Gates did to rectify it.

Pfft. You don't, really, want to know what God did to rectify it.

Or do you?
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by thehomer: 9:00pm On May 17, 2012
KamiLara:

@thehomer

I sure do understand what you are saying or implying

Why contrasting?

Don't you recognise that Adam was a grown and was never a child.

I bet you wouldn't do things the way God did.

I bet you'll play it safe. Goody two-shoes, yeah?

What you call punishment, is actually a passing phase

It is a temporary pattern of behavior for the process to run out

Our discourse is not derailing the topic (i.e. Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures)) at all

It has a bearing on the topic and/or has a connection with the post at issue

You would like to know why God allowed the twins to come out that way and what he did to rectify it.

Why God allowed the twins to come out that way?

Shít happens. The hallmark since eating the fruit.

Showing somebody some tough love today will save them heartache in the future

though it may cause a small amount of upset for the receiver immediately after the "Tough Love" has been dispensed

Well this is kind of like wanting to know what Bill Gate allowed your word document produced on your computer come out corrupted the way it did

and what Bill Gates did to rectify it.

Pfft. You don't, really, want to know what God did to rectify it.

Or do you?




Shit happens isn't such a good excuse because this is God that we're talking about. He is supposed to be perfect and care for these people.
Bill Gates isn't God, if he were, the software they produce wouldn't need patches and what not but God doesn't even deliver patches, humans do all that.

Yes I want to know what God did to rectify it or did he leave it to humans to correct his mistakes as usual?
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by KamiLara: 9:40pm On May 17, 2012
thehomer:

Shít happens isn't such a good excuse because this is God that we're talking about.

He is supposed to be perfect and care for these people.

Bill Gates isn't God, if he were, the software they produce wouldn't need patches

and what not but God doesn't even deliver patches, humans do all that.

Yes I want to know what God did to rectify it or did he leave it to humans to correct his mistakes as usual?

@thehomer

That is, reality. I was not making excuses for God.

You got that right. This is God that we're talking about.

So, on your knees, you puny, mere mortal - Joking wink

It takes balls, balls of steel, to do things, the way God did.

Bet, you wouldnt do it, the God way, hmm?

God is perfect and He cares for these people.

Correct and I bet God is hurting too as much as you are, if not more, seeing all the bastardations and mockery of things and people.

Oh no, He does not or did not leave it to humans . . .

Why? Why do you say He leaves it to humans to correct His mistakes as usual.

You cannot rely on other people to do things properly for you.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

That is exactly what God did to rectify.
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by thehomer: 2:38pm On May 18, 2012
KamiLara:

@thehomer

That is, reality. I was not making excuses for God.

You got that right. This is God that we're talking about.

So, on your knees, you puny, mere mortal - Joking wink

It takes balls, balls of steel, to do things, the way God did.

Actually you are making excuses for God. It doesn't take any sorts of balls to do things the way your God did, it takes incompetence.

KamiLara:
Bet, you wouldnt do it, the God way, hmm?

God is perfect and He cares for these people.

Correct and I bet God is hurting too as much as you are, if not more, seeing all the bastardations and mockery of things and people.

Oh no, He does not or did not leave it to humans . . .

If he cares so much about people, then why the incompetent creation?

KamiLara:
Why? Why do you say He leaves it to humans to correct His mistakes as usual.

You cannot rely on other people to do things properly for you.

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

That is exactly what God did to rectify.


I say he leaves it to humans to correct because he did such a poor job of his creation that human surgeons had to rectify his error.
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by KamiLara: 4:28pm On May 18, 2012
thehomer:

Actually you are making excuses for God. It doesn't take any sorts of balls to do things the way your God did, it takes incompetence.



If he cares so much about people, then why the incompetent creation?



I say he leaves it to humans to correct because he did such a poor job of his creation that human surgeons had to rectify his error.

@thehomer

Gimme a moment I'll touchbase with you soon.
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by KamiLara: 8:37pm On May 18, 2012
thehomer:

Actually you are making excuses for God.

It doesn't take any sorts of balls to do things the way your God did, it takes incompetence.


If he cares so much about people, then why the incompetent creation?


I say he leaves it to humans to correct because he did such a poor job of his creation that human surgeons had to rectify his error.

@thehomer

Incompetence?

Ouch! Incompetence, that is a very strong word and what an allegation.

If any was incompetent at all,

in all fairness, you ought to have pinned the incompetent label on Adam and not God

Why are you seething with anger and this gung ho anti-God?

You seem very upset over something.

How you ever considered this, the, if Adam, had played by the rule.

Taking cue from your earlier contrasting expressing style (i.e. Adam and child contrast)

Lets give the God and Bill Gates contrast another go.

God like Bill Gates is a Manufacturer with a product use instructions in a User Guide or Manual

Bill Gates makes Windows and installed it on a PC

Bill Gates saw that everything was good.

Bill Gates gives you the PC with Windows on it.

Bill Gates advised to do whatever you like with the PC.

However when web surfing do not click on certain weblinks

You clicked on a malicious link, ignoring the instruction.

PC gets infected.

All sorts of things are going wrong with your PC

Your PC is now sending spam mails to all your contacts in your address book

The PC is now extremely slow, it stalls and sometimes grinds to a halt with a BSOD

Your files on the PC too have INHERITED the corruption.

You cant print, hard drive is making noises

You are redirected to another webpage when browsing.

All hell breaks loose, and to make matter interesting,

there doesn't seem to be a sight of the end of the problems.

The Bill Gates' PC, like God's creation was not incompetent

Just as PEBKAC or PEBCAK with the Bill Gates' PC,

so in contrast and similar manner,

all, was caused by and entirely the fault of user; Adam.

The fault lies with Adam and not God or His creation.

Unlike Adam, God played by the rule and so did not interfere or stop Adam from eating the fruit.

Yet, here you are, continually, insisting it was an incompetent creation or God's fault shocked shocked

Why is that all you see, is misery?

You see God, the way you want to see Him.

Look at you. All this while, you are mad at God.

Maybe you feel better or safer to go gaga at God.

Well, what more can I say, than, God is open to possibilities.

which is why He leaves it to human surgeons to rectify the error caused by someone else.

The human surgeons? They are instruments of God and would be richly rewarded.

God has not got hang ups

besides that He does not unnecessarily interfere.

It seems, you, a long time ago, lost your innocence.

You don't believe, there can be God or goodness,

in the midst of the distasteful, grisly, misery, cruelty, pain etc you see all around you.
Re: Conjoined Twins Gone Wrong - God Is Great! (pictures) by thehomer: 10:11pm On May 18, 2012
KamiLara:

@thehomer

Incompetence?

Ouch! Incompetence, that is a very strong word and what an allegation.

If any was incompetent at all,

in all fairness, you ought to have pinned the incompetent label on Adam and not God

Why are you seething with anger and this gung ho anti-God?

You seem very upset over something.

How you ever considered this, the, if Adam, had played by the rule.

Taking cue from your earlier contrasting expressing style (i.e. Adam and child contrast)

Lets give the God and Bill Gates contrast another go.

God like Bill Gates is a Manufacturer with a product use instructions in a User Guide or Manual

Bill Gates makes Windows and installed it on a PC

Bill Gates saw that everything was good.

Bill Gates gives you the PC with Windows on it.

Bill Gates advised to do whatever you like with the PC.

However when web surfing do not click on certain weblinks

You clicked on a malicious link, ignoring the instruction.

PC gets infected.

All sorts of things are going wrong with your PC

Your PC is now sending spam mails to all your contacts in your address book

The PC is now extremely slow, it stalls and sometimes grinds to a halt with a BSOD

Your files on the PC too have INHERITED the corruption.

You cant print, hard drive is making noises

You are redirected to another webpage when browsing.

All hell breaks loose, and to make matter interesting,

there doesn't seem to be a sight of the end of the problems.

The Bill Gates' PC, like God's creation was not incompetent

Just as PEBKAC or PEBCAK with the Bill Gates' PC,

so in contrast and similar manner,

all, was caused by and entirely the fault of user; Adam.

The fault lies with Adam and not God or His creation.

Unlike Adam, God played by the rule and so did not interfere or stop Adam from eating the fruit.

Yet, here you are, continually, insisting it was an incompetent creation or God's fault shocked shocked

Why is that all you see, is misery?

You see God, the way you want to see Him.

Look at you. All this while, you are mad at God.

Maybe you feel better or safer to go gaga at God.

Well, what more can I say, than, God is open to possibilities.

which is why He leaves it to human surgeons to rectify the error caused by someone else.

The human surgeons? They are instruments of God and would be richly rewarded.

God has not got hang ups

besides that He does not unnecessarily interfere.

It seems, you, a long time ago, lost your innocence.

You don't believe, there can be God or goodness,

in the midst of the distasteful, grisly, misery, cruelty, pain etc you see all around you.

Again, Bill Gates is not omnipotent, omniscient or omnibenevolent. besides, your analogy is fundamentally flawed because Bill Gates' company created the operating system and did not expect it to be perfect so they regularly issue patches etc while God created the actual human and expected them to be perfect yet he continues killing them and creating them malformed since he knew them even before they were born yet he did nothing. Doesn't that make you wonder why? Why wouldn't he interfere if he cares? Won't you interfere in your child's life if you cared for them?
Note that I'm not mad at God, I'm simply pointing out the inconsistencies in the idea of the God you're pushing.

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