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Original Defination Of Love by Booty4me: 10:52am On May 16, 2012
Love is when you buy suya with your hard earn money and allow your babe to eat all the meat while you eat the onions.
Love is when you take your babe to eatery center with your last money, order food for her and watch her eat while hunger dey belleharam you, pretending your stomach is full.
Love is when you handover all your salary to your babe while your parent are suffering serious hardship.
Love is when you rush into a dispute to defend your babe who is at fault.
Love is when your babe take you for a mugu.
Love is when you visit bend down select, bought wears and wash with those nice smelling detergent and spray with those nice cheap perfume, bcus you want to impress your babe who probably might be the queen of bend down select kingdom.
Love is when every month end your babe always remember you.
Love is when your babe allow you sex only after you have meet her financial demands while others Bleep her for free.
Re: Original Defination Of Love by Dyt(f): 11:34am On May 16, 2012
Ok
Re: Original Defination Of Love by richy5(m): 12:10pm On May 16, 2012
A excuse to get hurt.....Love
Re: Original Defination Of Love by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 16, 2012
Bravo
Re: Original Defination Of Love by Exponental(m): 12:18pm On May 16, 2012
@ op, u make sense (but u went mugu-lizing it) cos Love is an expression of stupidity.
Re: Original Defination Of Love by fergieboy: 12:33pm On May 16, 2012
op u 4got to add... love is when you repeatedly trek tens of mile to visit your babe,found a man on top of her doing slipping in and slipping out and still forgive her for it. Love is when a guy loses all his senses and gets taken for a long ride...luv is bullshit jorrrrrrrrrrrrr
Re: Original Defination Of Love by BBM: 12:48pm On May 16, 2012
Exponental: @ op, u make sense (but u went mugu-lizing it) cos Love is an expression of stupidity.

i really laff.
only few understands what love is.
i believe we re joking here(on some of d definitions),
even if we re not, when you experience love,
you will ask yourself if u re dreaming,

LOVE IS A NATURAL FEELING, LET IT FLOW IN YOU, sayz BBM
Re: Original Defination Of Love by Nobody: 2:04pm On May 16, 2012
Booty4me: Love is when you buy suya with your hard earn money and allow your babe to eat all the meat while you eat the onions. DUH, LOVE would have this girl share the suya with you instead of eating it all by herself selfishly!

Love is when you take your babe to eatery center with your last money, order food for her and watch her eat while hunger dey belleharam you, pretending your stomach is full.
again, LOVE would have this damzel take one good look at you and quickly understand that you are damn hungry, and she will therefore slide the plate across, and tell you to tuck in together.

Love is when you handover all your salary to your babe while your parent are suffering serious hardship.
textbook definition of INSANITY!!!!

Love is when you rush into a dispute to defend your babe who is at fault.
textbook definition of FOOLISHNESS!!!!

Love is when you visit bend down select, bought wears and wash with those nice smelling detergent and spray with those nice cheap perfume, bcus you want to impress your babe who probably might be the queen of bend down select kingdom.
what has LOVE got to do with bend down select?!

Love is when your babe allow you sex only after you have meet her financial demands while others Bleep her for free.
these are the downside of falling in love with ashewos.

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