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Romance Mathematics by mabellarry: 9:24am On Apr 01, 2006
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS



Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss +smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay N2, 000.00 for a N1, 000.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay N1,000.00 for a N2,000.00 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about t he future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing
the
same thing to them at funerals.
Re: Romance Mathematics by glamour(f): 12:04am On Apr 06, 2006
this is intresting cool
Re: Romance Mathematics by rilla64: 10:07pm On Apr 07, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin
Gimmme more!!!!!
Re: Romance Mathematics by Rhodalyn(f): 10:09pm On Apr 07, 2006
moreeeeee baby, moreeeeeeeee cheesy cheesy
Re: Romance Mathematics by Oracle(m): 1:03am On Apr 08, 2006
wow where did u get that
Re: Romance Mathematics by Scopium: 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2008
[size=13pt]This is sooooooooooooooo funny especially the Happiness, Longevity and Getting Married part. grin grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 6:08pm On Mar 15, 2008
lol good stuff cheesy
Re: Romance Mathematics by Encomium(m): 6:31pm On Mar 15, 2008
This is indeed a well calculated and aticulated stuff, more greese to your elbow.
Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 1:21am On Mar 03, 2009
@Topic; Not all comprehend em' content. Lol. Perfect Arithmetics. More pls.
Re: Romance Mathematics by Mimi91(f): 9:17am On Mar 03, 2009
U crack me up! Dats tight! Rily tight. Give me more girl
Re: Romance Mathematics by steve49ja(m): 9:35am On Mar 03, 2009
Am impressed!
Re: Romance Mathematics by Nobody: 12:02pm On Mar 03, 2009
giv it to me again grin grin
Re: Romance Mathematics by benlegacy(m): 12:35pm On Mar 03, 2009
wow you too much guy, more of this plz, i guess you're smart man?? grin cheesy shocked
Re: Romance Mathematics by IykeD(m): 12:33am On Mar 04, 2009
These stuffs have been there for ages, pls always quote source.
Re: Romance Mathematics by tpia: 3:14pm On Mar 04, 2009
nice.
Re: Romance Mathematics by yme1(f): 3:31pm On Mar 04, 2009
wow,
Re: Romance Mathematics by jaleyne: 12:54am On Mar 05, 2009
lol too funny
Re: Romance Mathematics by lancevader(m): 12:57am On Mar 05, 2009
nayu sabiiiii
Re: Romance Mathematics by ITbomb(m): 8:00pm On Nov 07, 2010
Just had to bring this up
Re: Romance Mathematics by Coolabbie: 8:18pm On Nov 07, 2010
Now dis is more like it. Loved it. grin
Re: Romance Mathematics by spawnx: 9:56pm On Nov 07, 2010
I like the aunt part, think i ll start it with those bugging fam
Re: Romance Mathematics by Dsense(m): 10:05pm On Nov 07, 2010
OP
This makes sense to me really.Gimme more.U tried. grin
Re: Romance Mathematics by Moyola(f): 10:20pm On Nov 07, 2010
Hhehehehe!
Re: Romance Mathematics by StRichy(m): 5:03am On Nov 08, 2010
@Poster tanx 4d time u invested on the research.
so Nigerians can go an extra mile when it comes to love. lets also practice what we learn
Re: Romance Mathematics by StRichy(m): 5:24am On Nov 08, 2010
i'm suprised our N/L ladies like it.
so una like gud tins yet,
Re: Romance Mathematics by mediatrix8(f): 5:33am On Nov 08, 2010
This is cool cool, and some may or may not be true and again, It depends on the person managing his/her own life cheesy

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