sucezTP: I stil rememba days back @ sch, wen we wre attackd by armd robbers 4 tyms. D 4th tym was a day 2 my final exams, den i cald my frnds 2 join me 4 grp readin.

In d middle of d 9t, while readin, we heard a knock on d door. It ws d voice of a lady dat livd opposite my rum. She rushd in n said som1 opend her window n we al bcame scard...den, we startd finkin of who 2 cal, which we did bt, a lady pickd d cal instead of a guy n said ''don't disturb we r busy''.

We thot of wat 2 do next n som1 suggestd we al jump tru d window bt, i was d only 1 who said ''NO'' n we startd argueing. While deliberatin..., we jst heard 'gboaa' 2 hefty men broke my door n came in. Infact, i cldn't help mysef bt, rushd 2 d window, matchd on buckets, basket...n jumpd out shoutin ''oole, oole......'' while evry1 followd.

D fat 1ce among us wre forcd 2 jump 2. They only made away wt 1 fone n wounded 1 dat ws strugglin 2 jump.....i almost carried ova my exams den bt, 4 God...

yuzedo: I remember some years ago, armed robbers went to a house in Ibadan only to meet 3 young girls, big bre@st, big nyash, and their 500yr old yoruba grandmother wey quiet like deady body.
The robbers took all their possessions but were angry it was not enuf so decided to r@pe them.
Na so these bad boys carried out the act on d babes o, until they were satisfied, dem come begin comot. Sharply dat old granny just said "ehen, and where are u going?" The robbers were dumbfounded, grandma say "so una think say una go r@pe my pikins and I no go collect my share? Lie lie, no ojoro, u must do me sef o! By dat time old mama don dey untie her dusty and mouldy wrapper, dey untie her long-@ass breasss comot her shimmy make dem suck.
My peepo, those robbers preach die dat day ehn? No be small sumtin o!

SuyaEater:

Abeg shut the fk up and speak correct english or abi na pidgin

sessydoo: Well i dont think there is any1 that leaves in lagos that hasnt had armed robbery exp. personally i can count like 5 to 7 but thank God for his mercies. However there was a particular one dat makes me laff anytime i rember. i was driving towards ikeja (under d bridge) and bc there was a litle trafic d bad boys took over, we started hearing gun shots and evrybody dat was lucky to escape left his/her car on d main road and we all ran for our dear lives. i didnt come out of my hiding place until about 20 mins later. By this time d robbers had disappeared into d thin air and my car was causing serious traffic, pple gathered arnd d car looking for d owner bt they couldnt push it bc it was automatic. Immediately i moved near d car, one guy just shouted "look at d owner....he has finally come" on hearing dat i started running again and they had to pursue me shouting at d top of their voices that they are not armed robbers oooo, d robbers hav gone, pls come and remove ur car so that pple can go....it was at this point i stopped. i always laff at mysef anytime i rember dat scene though not funny then

ayobase: Where is the ''un-follow'' button?

ayobase: Where is the ''un-follow'' button?

SuyaEater:

Abeg shut the fk up and speak correct english or abi na pidgin

SuyaEater:

Abeg shut the fk up and speak correct english or abi na pidgin

salemdv: I ve 3 xperience 2 share, 1st was in 2007, i nd my pals were having a nice chat on a cool thursdy evening, suddenly we heard a gun shot, o boy cme c as guys tear race.. Within secs i was upstairs, i was hearn 'stop there! I no dey dier na abeg na, confirm am! Then anoda shot. I peep thru my rum window 2 catch a glipse of wats unfoldn, behold 6 guys were matchetn a guy 2 his death jst adjacent my buildn, confirm am! was d only word i was hearn, 1 of d guys pick up a huge stone nd drop it on d guy's head, nd they walk out of d street majesticaly. Til date dis incident stil flast 2ru my thoughts.

obakovich:
d mumu no get village,when im don dey abroad dey dodge police im no go knw wetin dey happen here na

swiftycool: A friend of mine narrated his co-tenants' story which was so funny.

Robbers came to their house which was a tenament building with many occupants and forced all everyone out of their rooms into the landlords palour. They were then asked if they had money or not. The Landlord pleaded that he didn't have any money on him as all tenants had been owing house rents for sometime now, he was separated to one line while those with money were told to bring it and join another line.

Right there one of the tenants went to bring some money in a bag and dropped it with the Landlord saying it was his rent for the next two years. Ol boy see as landlord reject am say he never due for him to collect rent. Before u know there was an argument before d robbers btw landlord and tennant. Then the robbers decided to make an example by shooting one of the tenants in the "have not" line on the foot to enable the landlord make up his mind. Quickly the landlord accepted he wanted d money but asked 4 just six months.

The robbers finally settled the case by asking d landlord to accept one and a half years as was his usual custom and to prepare a reciept duly signed by both parties warning that the tenant must not be evicted otherwise the landlord will be dealt with if they discover. They were both asked to join the queue of people with money while others secretly started borrowing money to enable them join the safe line. No one else was wounded and d robbers carted away all the money.

It was a traumatic experience then, but its quite laughable now, the landlord never demanded excessive months of rent after that and started using an agent 4 his dealings. Lol

Afro_Blue: Breaking News


Police arrest two pastors for driving stolen vehicles

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/101634-police-arrest-two-pastors-for-driving-stolen-vehicles.html

3ndy: when i was five my mum was shot on her right ankle by armed robbers in nigeria.. surgery then was not possible due to the cheap bullet used that pieced in my mum's flesh.
now i'm 22 and my mum has been having difficulties walking and just living. so we took her to d hospital here in italy and the doctors said the bone and muscles where all gangrene now and that it was impossible to extract the whole bullets without causing her to lose sensibility in the whole leg.. that the only safe solution was amputation.
how do u all think i feel about armed robbers??

swiftycool: I remember way back when I was just starting uni, I went to stay with a friend of mine in PH. We were about 6 in the house, two parents, my friend and I plus two todlers, a little boy of 2 and a girl of 4.

The robbers hit the door threatning to burst it open if we didn't and so my friends dad went to open d door for four rugged looking armed robbers who immediately shouted on us to all come out of the room, get on the floor and lie down facedown if we didn't want to die.

We did as instructed, all of us including d tiny kids. But soon d kids started fighting over the space to lie down saying that's my space I got there b4 u. One robber who seemed like the boss was left to guard us while one was outside and two ransacking the house.
Our guard just shouted on d kids LIE FACE DOWN and CLOSE ur EYES!!!

Few minuites later I just heard Mimi d little girl whispering; junior close ur eyes o, or ill report u. B4 u knew she just got up and went to tug the guard robber's trousers and said: " UNCLE ARMED RoBBER, junior is not closing his eyes!"

All of a sudden the robbers who heard her, two inside and d one outside bursted out laughing seriously, while the guard who was apparently shocked kept silent and shook his head gently. Before we knew it he just walked out of the house and in a teary voice commanded the rest to leave everything in the house and go. They actually left without stealing a pin because of how Mimi addresed their boss. I wonder why!