lol keep laughinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Wow Brilliant!

hey y'all none of u should dare make jest of God 4 He is a Consuming fire.BEWARE!!!

LOL Nice Satire.

eagle on earth: hey y'all none of u should dare make jest of God 4 He is a Consuming fire.BEWARE!!!

Leave God out of this!!! Check your personal life with God before the fire descends on U.
Appreciate creativity when you see one. The last time I checked, christian means follower
of Christ n not hypocrite in the name of Christ.

Incredibly hilarious!

here's the original source:

http://omojuwa.com/2012/the-gospel-according-to-saint-farouk/

Logic Mind:

please put your bible to the test and curse me.

You are already pathetic and myserable and under God's curse, so why should i even waste my anointing on you
Go meet a baby christian (Who just got born again) to experiment that to you, and you would be amazed at what would be the outcome of the aftermath.
I'm spiritually matured than this!

Curious_city: I hate it when Christians make a mockery of Christianity by equating this write-up to the bible.
Where in the whole writing did the writer mention God or even paraphrased any portion of the bible?
I bet none of you calling for his head know the history of what is today called the Bible.
By your standard, most of Shakespearean works are equally "a mockery of bible" because they use
similar language with original King James version of the bible.

Everyday I get more evidence to believe that we are just empty hypocrites:While we quickly attack
anyone that mentions the bible or questions our Pastor(s), our personal(private) lives are hundreds
of miles away from the principles that Christ taught while on earth,

Just a word for you [size=15pt] You dont know christ! [/size]

Its appointed for him to reigns once after that prison......... If Jona cacth u, me i no follow oooooooooooooooooooo!

Mind d way u manipulate d BIBLE o, b4 u bring a generational curse upon urself . Tnx

seunajia: [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

What?! The OP is a crook himself! This is another man's work he posted here without giving credit to the owner. It belongs to Bukonla, @zebokks. The OP most likely copied it from Omojuwa.com

OP shame on you! In my mind you're worst than farcrook. Taking all the accolades without giving any credit to the owner of the intellectual work!

I was about to say the same thing. How can we accuse SLS for Plagiarism, Farouk for bribery, now this? Why didn't OP credit the author of this piece? I saw this same piece on another thread, so

joe4christ:

Just a word for you [size=15pt] You dont know christ! [/size]

Guy, don't worry we'll know on the resurection morning.
This is what we Nigerians know best, abusing persons instead of discussing facts.
Why didn't you give me points to prove that this satire the guy wrote 'mocks' God or
the bible? Christ said "by their fruits you shall know them", not by their words.
Get a life bro!! Some of us christians are why unbelievers make a mockery of Christ,
not by our professing Christ but but our deeds and misdeeds.
Let God be the judge!!

very brilliant piece.

And btw, the write up is in English and d last time I checked, the bible was in hebrew.

oiseworld:

this is the bestpost soo far.
Thanks.

Thanks. Sorry its coming late.