I went to a family wedding,and one of my uncles came up to me during the reception,poked me in the ribs and said,"Akin,you are next." Some couple of weeks later,at the burial of my paternal grandmother,I went up to my uncle and jokingly said,"Uncle,you are next." On hearing this,he went belligerent,picked up a huge stone and almost broke my head.If not for my athletics skills,I wouldn't know what would have happened that day.Crazily enough,he almost disrupted the burial activities by creating a scene.Nairalanders,did I say the wrong thing to him?Why is it that nobody craves for death,but everybody is highly desirous of heaven?

Hilarious

Dude couldn't take a joke.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would have paid a pretty penny to watch this! You probably gave the poor man a heart attack! Nobody, not even old men, want to die.

moremi2008: LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I would have paid a pretty penny to watch this! You probably gave the poor man a heart attack! Nobody, not even old men, want to die.

But everyone wants to make heaven?Why?Is there any other way to make heaven without dieing?

This is an old worn out joke and OP is lieing through his hat.

adonisgold: This is an old worn out joke and OP is lieing through his hat.

Who is this one?Comot,make I pass jor!Lie ko,kill ni!

Oo serious. So you want him to embrace you and say a loud "amen". You should thank you star or gulder that u are athletic. u for hear wen.

^^ Muhehehehehe!I even thank my heineken for not cracking my skull.