[center]NEWS FLASH !!![/center]

This is to inform the general public that my christmas goat is missing.
According to reliable sources, this sexy ewure was last seen telling anoda female goat that she wants to go and visit hey guy living at ITUEN's neighbourhood.
Romour has it that ITUEN was seen yesterday by 13:00 GMT dragging a goat into his compound.
The probability of the goat still being alive wasn't confirmed before we went to press.
All efforts made by our correspondents to track ITUEN to hear his own side of the story has proven abortive.
Reports reaching us here shows that ITUEN is a professional at this act.
And previous attempts to bring him to book has never been successful.
Presently ITUEN has been declared wanted by the state police for GOAT THEFT.

Hence this is to inform all NLDers that a huge reward awaits anyone that can catch ITUEN with my GOAT.

I just hope say no be the one wey im carry come house yesterday.

tessy na im be arrange the goat meat pepper soup.

sorry ohh, but the thing been make so much sense.

_{*licking fingers*}

@Bengay
abeg nor ves. Tessy brought the goat meat pepper soup to the office and said she waz celebrating the demise of naijagurl so i tot it waznt a bad idea so. . . . But DAMN! dat goat is one ofa kaind!

*tasty is the word*

Funny indeed

Ituen is a proffessional at the act.
Thatz funny

there is a barawo in this land!

*goes to backyard and locks up goat from iteun's sticky hands*

@ben jay u try expose the ole

@iteun?

*the guy sabi tif well well,he just dey pretend for NL*

Migines:

@Bengay
abeg nor ves. Tessy brought the goat meat pepper soup to the office and said she waz celebrating the demise of naijagurl so i tot it waznt a bad idea so. . . . But DAMN! that goat is one ofa kaind!

_{Enters NLD with two police officers}, OC, thank God they are already confessing.
You guyz should do your job.
sergeant grabs kronkykay and migines' shokoto , Mr-man both of you are under arrest for long throat. anything u say here will be used against u in cell.

ITUEN is still at large. Anyone with useful information about his whereabouts should contact me ASAP.

*tessy gives the the cops a taste of the goat and they took it to thier office to check for unlawful internal assault. And they set mig free*

*goat evidence sample is brought into the evidence room*
i am the evidence sampling officer
^{you know what that means!}

I thought we were supposed to be our brother's keeper ?
Too many long throat in the room.

Brothers, goat meat all jhoin.

abi??
^{sweet goat meat peppersoup, clem sabi cook ooooo}

funny one poster

see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to thier house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU av killed me. This is just about the worst writeup i've read on NL. I'll advice u to quickly modify dis msg.

foryouigo:

see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to their house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is this rantings, I think this small kid is a Nursery 1 kid in a Apoun Nursery school  

I can't even decode one word there,

YOU av killed me. This is just about the worst writeup i've read on Nairaland. I'll advice u to quickly modify this msg.

abi oo , thank you

foryouigo:

see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to their house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm lost.

He must av attended "corner-corner nursery and primary school"

My GOD, the christmas goat i bought is missing.
Where is ituen *cocks gun and head 4 ituens' house* ituen will surely pay 4 this.

You guyz shudn't murder this poor boy.
Who knows maybe his english teacher was deaf and dumb.
I think he was taught to read and write with sign language, so his f*ck-up is justified.

Meanwhile, ITUEN has been apprehended hiding under tessy's bed.
The yeye boy dey kirikiri maximum prison now. NLDers are free to take beans to him.

foryouigo:

see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to their house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATDAFUCK?

for a newbie like you, you don't just come in here to say what actually can't come out of your mouth.

you prolly tot this out thru your a55hole. no wonder you are so full of 5hit.

if i tell say i understand one sentence for here now,,,, ,,,, then i go fit tell you say Jesus na ibo man for sure.

Please if u ain't good at jokes,,,,, ,,,,,don't trynna push hsrder than this

don't be sad either, coz the world probably _{needs some stupidiy from you}

@Foryouigo
what's the name of ur school.
I guess u must be 4rm the niger delta.

Na waooo ona don too yab this guy now, Afraid no gree am post any more comments.
@Foryouigo Guy feel free to blow any form of Ibon, Na my thread

foryouigo:

see nairaland's i want to tell about mdsock and kronkykay
one day md and kronkykay go to street to look for something to eat in the nearby cateen suddenly they saw some goat eaten in the bsuh so mdsocks now guess to cacth the goat and take it home to cook,nowkronkykay now say musmusmusmus and the goat come to them and kronkykay now catch the gaot and the goat belong to one police man in the stree
An d one woman saw them when they are thieving the goat now the OC now go to their house to search for the care but unfortunately the have killed the and they have started roastingand the police man NOW TELL THE HEY YOU HAVE KILLED MY GAOT SO YOU ARE UNDER ARESST SO HTEY ARESST THEM AND HE START SAYING HINNNNNNN THEY HAVE KILLED ME I GO DYE THIS NIGHT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wat da Bleep??

One more reason for rubbermaid to rant about the state of ninglish on NL

Uche2nna, u're fcu!<ing right.

Lol!see how u guys just attacked d guy, i'm even scared of posting a joke myself now just cos of d reply i dread from havin from u guys

Damn.